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Posted: 3/27/2009 11:05:03 AM EDT
Something incredibly dramatic happens in a few years, and all of the important people in the world are herded into vast underground complexes throughout the earth that were developed over the past 50 years by various governments. Another group of humans reside on mars, with the knowledge that galactic changes are occuring that influence our star and all of the climates of each planet in our system. Mars is about to be reborn into a fertile planet that will be the new home of humanity. You have the choice to either stay on the surface of the now devastated earth, and evolve on your own, or stay underground with the copycat system of governments that will ensure that all will run just as it had before, a duplicate federal government, duplicate IRS, underground cities and an inventory system that would make walmart employees collectively commit suicide, and this system is present throughout the interior of our planet. There is "civilization" underground, and the scarred remnants of what once was above ground. You don't get to go to mars, though. Mars is the fail-safe. Mars is our insurance policy.

So what do you do?
Link Posted: 3/27/2009 11:06:22 AM EDT
I'll stay top side.
Link Posted: 3/27/2009 11:09:41 AM EDT
Link Posted: 3/27/2009 11:13:49 AM EDT
Can I be the Overseer?
Link Posted: 3/27/2009 11:13:57 AM EDT
I'd stop watching so much Sci-Fi channel and get out of the house for a while.
Link Posted: 3/27/2009 11:14:41 AM EDT
seal the doors shut?
Link Posted: 3/27/2009 11:15:40 AM EDT
How many times am I going to post this?

WTF?

Link Posted: 3/27/2009 11:17:11 AM EDT
Originally Posted By skygod:
How many times am I going to post this?

WTF?



If I posted it every time I thought it, my post count would rival Aimless'

Link Posted: 3/27/2009 11:17:52 AM EDT

Originally Posted By vacuumflux:
Something incredibly dramatic happens in a few years, and all of the important people in the world are herded into vast underground complexes

North Korea tried that, and they all got zombified and gross.


Link Posted: 3/27/2009 11:20:00 AM EDT
Depends on how affected I'd be by staying top-side.

If it means I turn into goddamn sexual Tyrannosaur, I'll stay above.

Otherwise, I'll stick with the current system.
Link Posted: 3/27/2009 11:20:46 AM EDT
Originally Posted By K2QB3:
Can I be the Overseer?


Depends.

Whats your platfom for stopping "Radroach" attacks?
Link Posted: 3/27/2009 11:20:59 AM EDT
Can we get a ratio of, say, 10 females to every male underground?
Link Posted: 3/27/2009 11:22:05 AM EDT
I'll battle the machines and rescue people from the Matrix.
Link Posted: 3/27/2009 11:22:40 AM EDT
Originally Posted By skygod:
How many times am I going to post this?

WTF?



this
Link Posted: 3/27/2009 11:22:47 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Kid_Sampson:
Originally Posted By K2QB3:
Can I be the Overseer?


Depends.

Whats your platfom for stopping "Radroach" attacks?


hand you a BB gun and tell you to get to work...
Link Posted: 3/27/2009 11:23:30 AM EDT
Link Posted: 3/27/2009 11:23:42 AM EDT
I'll be in Vault 87
Link Posted: 3/27/2009 11:24:56 AM EDT

Originally Posted By California_Kid:
Can we get a ratio of, say, 10 females to every male underground?

You also get:

one forty-five caliber automatic; two boxes of ammunition; four days' concentrated emergency rations; one drug issue containing antibiotics, morphine, vitamin pills, pep pills, sleeping pills, tranquilizer pills; one miniature combination Russian phrase book and Bible; one hundred dollars in rubles; one hundred dollars in gold; nine packs of chewing gum; one issue of prophylactics; three lipsticks; three pair of nylon stockings. Shoot, a fella' could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff.
Link Posted: 3/27/2009 11:25:00 AM EDT
I'll be the gatekeeper.

Get me some luscious keymaster.
Link Posted: 3/27/2009 11:25:02 AM EDT
Originally Posted By MrMojoRising:
I'd stop watching so much Sci-Fi channel and get out of the house for a while.


Baby steps... baby steps, lets get him out of the basement first, THEN we'll go for bigger adventures.
Link Posted: 3/27/2009 11:25:46 AM EDT
I already have a deal worked out with Playmore.

She gets to be Auntie and I get to be her majordomo.

Playmore runs Bartertown.

In short, I'll stay topside. You can all go in the hole and shovel our pig shit.
Link Posted: 3/27/2009 11:27:17 AM EDT
Originally Posted By K2QB3:
Can I be the Overseer?


Better behave

I'm an evil some of bitch and don't give a crap about bad Karma

Link Posted: 3/27/2009 11:31:18 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/27/2009 11:32:12 AM EDT by Mosin_Soldier]
I will be the first subterranean sex offender.


Link Posted: 3/27/2009 11:34:54 AM EDT

Originally Posted By 87GN:
I'll be in Vault 87


Link Posted: 3/27/2009 11:36:45 AM EDT
Change the channel.

ARH

Link Posted: 3/27/2009 11:38:21 AM EDT
there are no Zombies in your scenerio.
this is incomprehensible.
Link Posted: 3/27/2009 11:40:41 AM EDT
Rocketman, to the STARRRRRS . . . . . . . !

Dude, how could you NOT want to check out Kirk's green slave girl?
Link Posted: 3/27/2009 11:55:32 AM EDT
Link Posted: 3/27/2009 11:58:35 AM EDT
break out the rather large kettle and hone my long pig and hairless goat recipes..
Link Posted: 3/27/2009 12:05:58 PM EDT
I am staying right here and all of these damn squirrels in my back yard are finally dead dead fucking dead.
Link Posted: 3/27/2009 12:09:38 PM EDT
ARFCOM gets increasingly more batshit every week..............fucking Mars? Underground complexes?
Link Posted: 3/27/2009 12:09:53 PM EDT
Link Posted: 3/27/2009 12:14:03 PM EDT
Link Posted: 3/27/2009 12:24:08 PM EDT
Originally Posted By wingnutx:
I'll have a dance party.


That's fucking hilarious.
Link Posted: 3/27/2009 12:45:13 PM EDT
I'll make a deal with the crab people to help me take over the underworld.






CRAB PEOPLE CRAB PEOPLE!!!!!
Link Posted: 3/27/2009 12:51:18 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/27/2009 12:51:43 PM EDT by Meadowmuffin]
Stay topside with my ice chest full of cold lonestar or Red dog and watch the show.
Link Posted: 3/27/2009 12:58:34 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/27/2009 12:59:29 PM EDT by Armed_Scientist]
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