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Posted: 12/19/2010 4:47:33 AM EST
Comrades, after the glorious Russia's next gen T-95 main battle tank, i present you Soviet laser tanks. "In the late 70s and the the beginning of 80s of the XX century, when worlds "democratic" community dreamed under euphoria of Hollywood's «Star wars», at the same time behind the "Iron Curtain", under high secrecy, Soviet "evil empire" had made hard work to embody Hollywood's dreams into a reality. The Soviet cosmonauts flied to space, armed with laser pistols, laser-equiped battle space stations and space vehicles were engineered. And on the Mother Earth, Soviet «laser tanks» rolled out. |
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Quoted: If I was godzilla...I would be worried. It was able to burn Godzilla's eyes. Seriously. |
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Or laser show for a rock concert
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Sweet. Probably makes a great pop corn popper! |
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Quoted: I like that big fucker on the bottom what is it? Rosie O'Donnell. |
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I like that big fucker on the bottom what is it? Its a big fuckin lazer tank. |
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Visible laser beams? I'd have thought that a weapons grade laser would be UV. Nothing says shoot me like a nice visible beam pointing back at the source.
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Why is all the Russian shit rusting, flaking, and crumbling to piece?
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Quoted: So they built one of these? http://www.crunchgear.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/The-Skin-Melting-Spyder-III-Pro-Arctic-Laser-Is-a-Real-Life-Lightsaber.jpeg They should have used Chinese technology instead of Russian technology - they wouldn't have needed something as big as a tank to move it around. My dentist has lasers. |
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Quoted: It's more likely does not needs long duration of laser beam influence.Visible laser beams? I'd have thought that a weapons grade laser would be UV. Nothing says shoot me like a nice visible beam pointing back at the source. Quoted: Why is all the Russian shit rusting, flaking, and crumbling to piece? You question is wrong comrade. Quoted: Stolen Russian technology, more likely. You should know Chinese and their "ingenuity".So they built one of these? http://www.crunchgear.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/The-Skin-Melting-Spyder-III-Pro-Arctic-Laser-Is-a-Real-Life-Lightsaber.jpeg They should have used Chinese technology instead of Russian technology - they wouldn't have needed something as big as a tank to move it around. |
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I don't know shit about lasers, but I know we have on that takes up an entire c130 or some other huge airplane just to be powerful enough to do anything...but you guys built one tank sized 50 years ago and it was awesome?
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Let's get to the important questions: Do they make "pew pew pew" sounds when fired?
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Quoted: Let's get to the important questions: Do they make "pew pew pew" sounds when fired? This! |
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Opulence, I has it, When i see the laser tank... i jump in it
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Quoted: Well played. Quoted: Opulence, I has it, When i see the laser tank... i jump in it |
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The US version was much sexier. We got nothing and will be developeing nothing. |
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Quoted: Let's get to the important questions: Do they make "pew pew pew" sounds when fired? Too much "Star wars" myths and dreams, comrade. I didn't heard this one, but i think it sounds is not louder than switch on of the powerful projector. |
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Let's get to the important questions: Do they make "pew pew pew" sounds when fired? Too much "Star wars" myths, comrade.
I didn't heard this one, but i think it sounds is not louder than switch on of the powerful projector.
Silent weapons do not instill fear into the hearts of the enemy. |
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It's more likely does not needs long duration of laser beam influence.
Visible laser beams? I'd have thought that a weapons grade laser would be UV. Nothing says shoot me like a nice visible beam pointing back at the source. Quoted:
Why is all the Russian shit rusting, flaking, and crumbling to piece? You question is wrong comrade.
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Stolen Russian technology, more likely. You should know Chinese and their "ingenuity".
So they built one of these? http://www.crunchgear.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/The-Skin-Melting-Spyder-III-Pro-Arctic-Laser-Is-a-Real-Life-Lightsaber.jpeg They should have used Chinese technology instead of Russian technology - they wouldn't have needed something as big as a tank to move it around. Gotta admit, the man has a point.. lol |
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Quoted: The fuck if they don't.Quoted: Quoted: Let's get to the important questions: Do they make "pew pew pew" sounds when fired? Too much "Star wars" myths, comrade. I didn't heard this one, but i think it sounds is not louder than switch on of the powerful projector. Silent weapons do not instill fear into the hearts of the enemy. |
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Opulence, I has it, When i see the laser tank... i jump in it
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Get back to me when the Russkies attach lasers to sharks! and Putin is riding them into battle.
Something like this, but a laser attached to the sharks head |
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That's a much more efficient way to set airshow crowds on fire.
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Let's get to the important questions: Do they make "pew pew pew" sounds when fired? Too much "Star wars" myths and dreams, comrade.
I didn't heard this one, but i think it sounds is not louder than switch on of the powerful projector.
Dude you type with a Russian accent |
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Let's get to the important questions: Do they make "pew pew pew" sounds when fired? Too much "Star wars" myths and dreams, comrade.
I didn't heard this one, but i think it sounds is not louder than switch on of the powerful projector.
Dude you type with a Russian accent I swear, every time I read his posts I read it with a Russian accent. Oh Primorsky, one more thing, do you have the pole smoking queer serving openly in the military services of Mother Russia? If so tell me about it. |
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Quoted: Ukrainian air show disaster pics (incident due pilot's error and poorly air show organization) are not so funny comrade...Quoted: That's a much more efficient way to set airshow crowds on fire. http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3057/2367515373_515ff7a325.jpg http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTX4T3UW9PnIa7bJ3ar3cs2m-ITboEiZzNsBSaezPGnjcXT9BG_1w Quoted: The japs have been killing mythical creatures with these for years! http://www.gvsdestoroyah.dulcemichaelanya.com/KunDeath.jpg Yeah, with their mythical lasers. We've been fielding them to our special operations guys for years as well: http://lh5.ggpht.com/_S1Gu2hX9S6c/TAh1rYuvc3I/AAAAAAAAVmI/0l41IxWbc-o/s800/070403-F-3293G-004.jpg What movie its from? |
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