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Posted: 9/9/2005 11:04:22 AM EDT
Info has it from a reliable sourrce in south Florida that the federal government is implementing project "digital angel" to the hurricane ravaged areas of Louisiana, Mississippi and Alabama. In order to qualify for federal aid and the $2,000 value debit cards to be issued by the Red Cross, citizens are required to sign an acceptance form and receive a radio chip into their right hand or forehead. Officials believe this is the only practical way to maitain control of all the displaced persons and what benefits they have received so as to not receive more than they are to be allotted.

Lawdog
Link Posted: 9/9/2005 11:05:14 AM EDT
Thank you.
Link Posted: 9/9/2005 11:06:44 AM EDT
Allrighty then!
Link Posted: 9/9/2005 11:08:13 AM EDT
Bah, I am sure they will figure out a way to kill the chips, with any luck they will grab high voltage lines ot try (I am only saying this in reference to the shitstains that were raping and murdering throughout a time of need)
Link Posted: 9/9/2005 11:09:10 AM EDT
I'll call BS on this one. Link to a story perhaps??

R.
Link Posted: 9/9/2005 11:09:15 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/9/2005 11:11:50 AM EDT by EPOCH96]
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.........ok.....

your attempt at humor failed...

EPOCH
Link Posted: 9/9/2005 11:09:17 AM EDT

Originally Posted By lawdog:
Info has it from a reliable sourrce in south Florida that the federal government is implementing project "digital angel" to the hurricane ravaged areas of Louisiana, Mississippi and Alabama. In order to qualify for federal aid and the $2,000 value debit cards to be issued by the Red Cross, citizens are required to sign an acceptance form and receive a radio chip into their right hand or forehead. Officials believe this is the only practical way to maitain control of all the displaced persons and what benefits they have received so as to not receive more than they are to be allotted.

Lawdog



Not really but you must be black
Link Posted: 9/9/2005 11:09:46 AM EDT
Link Posted: 9/9/2005 11:11:11 AM EDT


Your foil's cutting off blood flow.
Link Posted: 9/9/2005 11:13:29 AM EDT

Originally Posted By PAEBR332:
www.refugepics.com/members/Pennswoods/afdbsmiley.gif

Your foil's cutting off blood flow.



I love that smiley
Link Posted: 9/9/2005 11:18:13 AM EDT
Link Posted: 9/9/2005 11:21:03 AM EDT
I thought the chip went into the back of the head. That's where they put mine.

Link Posted: 9/9/2005 11:22:41 AM EDT

Originally Posted By thompsondd:
I thought the chip went into the back of the head. That's where they put mine.




That's your serial port.
Link Posted: 9/9/2005 11:32:03 AM EDT
If the chips also sexually sterilize the recepient, I'm ok with it........

ckmorley
Link Posted: 9/9/2005 11:33:40 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/9/2005 11:42:47 AM EDT by Dino]
lol, some people will believe anything


edit: not only would you have to believe the .gov is planting chips in people, you also have to believe this is actually the mark of the beast.

In spite of the fact that the mark of the beast doesn't occur until after the establishment of the world government and the rebuilding of the temple.

*looks over to Jerusalem*

nope no temple.

Its not the fucking mark of the beast, sorry.

Link Posted: 9/9/2005 11:36:18 AM EDT
most of the ones getting the debit cards were already on welfare. they're already marked in the gov't system
Link Posted: 9/9/2005 11:36:34 AM EDT
I heard that it wasn't a chip, but was a tatoo of Hillary.

Link Posted: 9/9/2005 11:38:37 AM EDT
I don't think the forehead is the best place to implant anything.

Can you imagine getting headbutted while you have one of those on your forehead?! OW!
Link Posted: 9/9/2005 11:39:55 AM EDT
No actually, to get the debit card you have to marry another person of the same sex and abort a baby...

...

And everyone here thinks that Michael Moore is the looney conspiracy theorist! You'll need to put down the crack pipe and step away from the interweb sir...
Link Posted: 9/9/2005 11:42:17 AM EDT
lol
Link Posted: 9/9/2005 11:45:17 AM EDT
Can I get mine put into my penis?...
Link Posted: 9/9/2005 11:47:28 AM EDT

Originally Posted By sharky30:
most of the ones getting the debit cards were already on welfare. they're already marked in the gov't system



Exactly
Link Posted: 9/9/2005 11:48:55 AM EDT

Originally Posted By lawdog:
Info has it from a reliable sourrce in south Florida that the federal government is implementing project "digital angel" to the hurricane ravaged areas of Louisiana, Mississippi and Alabama. In order to qualify for federal aid and the $2,000 value debit cards to be issued by the Red Cross, citizens are required to sign an acceptance form and receive a radio chip into their right hand or forehead. Officials believe this is the only practical way to maitain control of all the displaced persons and what benefits they have received so as to not receive more than they are to be allotted.

Lawdog



OK, if the source is reliable, then what is it?
Link Posted: 9/9/2005 12:00:00 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/9/2005 12:00:37 PM EDT by M4-CQBR]
Mark of the Beast? No No, that would be the Roman Catholic Church changing the Sabbath, the day of rest, to Sunday... instead of it's proper day, the seventh day, Saturday.

The Mark of the Beast is not a visable mark or a computer chip, or whatever. . . think about it.
It is a conscience mark. A state of mind, or acceptance, a moral dilemma. . .


M4-CQBR
Link Posted: 9/9/2005 12:03:23 PM EDT
Well, I just Googled "Digital Angel"...

There IS a Digital Angel company... www.digitalangelcorp.com/

And a whole lot of WorldNet Daily type websites frothing at the mouth about it.

I'm not going to worry about this.
Link Posted: 9/9/2005 12:05:07 PM EDT

Originally Posted By M4-CQBR:
The Mark of the Beast is not a visable mark or a computer chip, or whatever. . . think about it.
It is a conscience mark. A state of mind, or acceptance, a moral dilemma. . .
M4-CQBR



Then in that case its way too late....
Link Posted: 9/9/2005 12:08:10 PM EDT

Originally Posted By M4-CQBR:
Mark of the Beast? No No, that would be the Roman Catholic Church changing the Sabbath, the day of rest, to Sunday... instead of it's proper day, the seventh day, Saturday.



You don't know your Bible very well if you have a problem with the Sabbath being on Sunday.

The apostle Paul specifically tells us not to make an issue of Sabbaths and special days. (Colossians 2:16, Galatians 4:10, 11)

Early Christians marked Sunday as it was the day of Resurrection, so they worshipped on that day. It wasn't officially made Sunday until the Council of Laodicea in 364 AD.

Some think the purpose was twofold. The first was to seperate themselves from the Jews in the minds of the people and the second was to prevent Christians from taking 2 days of rest (Saturday the Sabbath, and Sunday, the Lord's Resurrection)

Don't they teach anything in Sunday school anymore?

Link Posted: 9/9/2005 12:09:32 PM EDT
This is the one to worry about
www.verichipcorp.com/

I like the "Big Brother" eye in the logo
Link Posted: 9/9/2005 12:11:06 PM EDT
Remember, the number is actually 616.
Link Posted: 9/9/2005 12:13:05 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Greenhorn:
Remember, the number is actually 616.



and oranges are purple..
Link Posted: 9/9/2005 12:15:25 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/9/2005 12:16:49 PM EDT by NewbHunter]

Originally Posted By distributor_of_pain:
This is the one to worry about
www.verichipcorp.com/

I like the "Big Brother" eye in the logo



Digital Angel is Verichip. And our former HHS Director Tommy Thompson is now on the board of directors.
Link Posted: 9/9/2005 12:16:30 PM EDT
Uh, okay...

Link Posted: 9/9/2005 12:23:12 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/9/2005 12:23:59 PM EDT

Originally Posted By thompsondd:
I thought the chip went into the back of the head. That's where they put mine.




Wonder if it shows up on a CAT scan
Link Posted: 9/9/2005 12:27:10 PM EDT
I have got to get me some foil and make me hat like that.
Link Posted: 9/9/2005 12:27:48 PM EDT

Originally Posted By birdbarian:

Originally Posted By thompsondd:
I thought the chip went into the back of the head. That's where they put mine.




Wonder if it shows up on a CAT scan



Just don't get an MRI with one...seriously. You don't want anything metal in your body if you get an MRI. Oh, and also...don't ever stick your forehead or right hand in the microwave
Link Posted: 9/9/2005 12:27:51 PM EDT
I thought the Mark of the Beast was a Hillary tattoo...


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