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Posted: 9/18/2005 8:14:39 AM EDT
A reliable souce out of south Florida reports that New Orleans Mayor, Ray Nagin, will see the presidential nomination in 2008.

Nagin said that he is the most qualified candidate for the presidential position since he has led his city stoically through the trials and tribulations of the greatest natural disaster the continental United States has ever seen. Mayor Nagin said that, without his leadership and determination, the 10,000 body bags that FEMA ordered were never needed.

Nagin is reportedly to have stated that: "F%&k that mother#*&king republican and democratic jack*sses, I'm running Libertarian". Nagin is determined to win the popular vote and dethrone Hillary Clinton who has been observed to lead in polls for a possible successor to Bush.
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 8:15:42 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/18/2005 8:16:27 AM EDT by operatorerror]


ETA ROTMFFLMMFAO!!!
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 8:15:43 AM EDT
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 8:20:18 AM EDT
You mean we'll have another Republican President???

Not sure I can afford that
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 8:22:56 AM EDT
A reliable source out of southern Arizona says thats bullshit.
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 8:27:09 AM EDT

Originally Posted By lawdog:
A reliable souce out of south Florida reports that New Orleans Mayor, Ray Nagin, will see the presidential nomination in 2008 Somalia.



Fixed it for ya.
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 8:28:03 AM EDT
We can only hope he runs and helps derails Hitlery.
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 8:38:20 AM EDT
President? He should be hanged for his crimes against the people of New Orleans.
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 8:40:23 AM EDT
This is not even funny.
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 8:43:08 AM EDT
Who brought the rope ?
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 8:43:45 AM EDT
F%&k that mother#*&king republican and democratic jack*sses, I'm running Libertarian
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 8:45:18 AM EDT
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 8:46:45 AM EDT
(butthead voice]...uhh, OK....[/butthead voice]
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 8:49:32 AM EDT
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Has lawdog ever posted anything worth a shit?

Gots to google him/her.
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 8:50:28 AM EDT
within 6 weeks he will have been run from NOLA in shame. this guy is the biggest ass to come down the pike in a long time. i find it very funny.
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 8:50:55 AM EDT
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 11:20:33 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/18/2005 11:20:59 AM EDT by HeavyMetal]
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 11:31:52 AM EDT
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 12:55:56 PM EDT
HeavyMetal says: "When Lawdog starts a post with the phrase: 'A reliable source', it is completely made up! Get it? "

Gosh Heavy, what was the first clue?? You must be CSI-Miami or sumtin'

Lawdog
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 12:57:52 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 12:59:45 PM EDT
Oh yay.

Link Posted: 9/18/2005 1:03:03 PM EDT
I certainly hope so. Guaranteed Republican POTUS in 08!

PLEASE get nominated sir
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 1:07:11 PM EDT

A reliable souce out of south Florida reports that New Orleans Mayor, Ray Nagin, will see the presidential nomination in 2008



BWAHAHAHHAHAHH...FUCKIN' HA
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 1:08:34 PM EDT
All we need is more drivel on this site. Great.
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 1:22:47 PM EDT
OK Dawg.... You don't like my humour, so.... what CAN I POST? Naturally, with your indulgence, of course.


DawgKiller - Lawdog = ????????


lawdog
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 1:39:42 PM EDT

Originally Posted By lawdog:
OK Dawg.... You don't like my humour, so.... what CAN I POST? Naturally, with your indulgence, of course.


DawgKiller - Lawdog = ????????


lawdog



I didn't see any humor, just bullshit. You sure it's not one of those jokes that only you are laughing at?

I could care less what you post. Fire at will; it will all sort itself out in the end. I assume you are a kid. Have fun.
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 1:53:16 PM EDT
Dawg_Killer says: " didn't see any humor, just bullshit. You sure it's not one of those jokes that only you are laughing at? I could care less what you post. Fire at will; it will all sort itself out in the end. I assume you are a kid. Have fun."

Dawg, obviously you have no sense of humor; are an angry, lonely person with no sense of purpose and feel insignificant in your small social circle of circus clowns. Thank you for the privilege of posting to the board since I AM a long-standing member. Oh yea, I'm 48 years old, young fellow .

Lawdog
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 2:02:33 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/18/2005 2:06:31 PM EDT by gojoe]
President!! The SOB should be running for his life!
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 4:56:13 PM EDT
He's probably doing it so he can get the Secret Service to cover his butt for a few months...
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 5:15:51 PM EDT
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[Last Edit: 9/18/2005 5:29:54 PM EDT by GA-Dawg]
Whatever!
I think somebody would have to "vote from the rooftops" on that one...and you can guess who'd be in the crosshairs!


Link Posted: 9/18/2005 6:18:03 PM EDT

that's some funny shit
he'd do so bad it's not even really funny
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 6:27:03 PM EDT

A reliable souce out of south Florida reports that New Orleans Mayor, Ray Nagin, will see the presidential nomination in 2008.


EXCELLENT!............if that slimebag is the best the DNC can do.....I'm not worried!
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 6:37:48 PM EDT
I have a new phrase for this. "its all Naggins fault" Truth is stranger than fiction
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 6:52:04 PM EDT
He certainly will have the money for it. Can you imagine how much that bastard will be sticking in his pockets with all that cash flowing in?
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 6:57:33 PM EDT
With the way he talks, don't think so.
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 7:05:02 PM EDT
Lawdawg, I'm sure there's more you could have added to spice that up.
That line was pretty cheesy. Even replacing "Green" for "Libertarian" would've made it slightly funnier.

Something like "I put away those busses for a cleaner environment".
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