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Posted: 9/21/2005 11:41:15 AM EDT
A reliable source out os South Florida reports that, due to nuclear disarmament talks breaking down with North Korea, the Korean government let loose a non-nuclear ballistic tipped trans-continental missle to show the U.S. and other nations involved in the peace talks that, if they don't get what they want, they can and will put a "HOT" warhead on the next one they shoot across North America's bow.

North Korea seeks a light water nuclear energy generating station, paid for by the United States, and other assistance such as surplus food reserves, in exchange for N.K. to disarm their atomic energy program.

"Don't make me push the red button !!!" the North Korean dictator Kim Jong Il was quoted by an anonymous source as saying.

Link Posted: 9/21/2005 11:43:15 AM EDT
Dude, where do you get this stuff???

Don't bogart that doobage, man.
Link Posted: 9/21/2005 11:44:52 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 9/21/2005 11:45:54 AM EDT
Where'd you get that news, from the supermarket check out stand?
Link Posted: 9/21/2005 11:46:50 AM EDT
Link Posted: 9/21/2005 11:47:33 AM EDT
No. No. The mysterious ball of fire over Los Angeles was the North Koreans. The mysterious ball of fire over Florida was Aliens.
Link Posted: 9/21/2005 11:47:40 AM EDT
The snaousberries taste like snaousberries.
Link Posted: 9/21/2005 11:47:41 AM EDT

Kim Jong Il...


"Bugs Bunny...What a maroon!"
Link Posted: 9/21/2005 11:48:51 AM EDT
Yeah and I say the Loch Ness Monster in the Erie canal.

Link Posted: 9/21/2005 11:49:00 AM EDT

Originally Posted By macman37:
Dude, where do you get this stuff???

Don't bogart that doobage, man.



Pass that over here. I ain't seein' shit yet.
Link Posted: 9/21/2005 11:49:33 AM EDT
Who is this "reliable source out of South Florida" you are always speaking of? Matt Drudge? Some Haitian voodoo priestess? Isn't this like the 2nd/3rd post that begins like this?

The other one(s) didn't pan out if I remember correctly.
Link Posted: 9/21/2005 11:51:03 AM EDT
One hour after a ballistic missile of any kind heads toward North America, Kim Jong Il and his prison camp country will be glow-in-the-dark for the next hundred years.
Link Posted: 9/21/2005 11:51:09 AM EDT
Gordon asks: Where'd you get that news, from the supermarket check out stand?

No. I've got a e-mail pen pal that lives down in South Florida (Key West area) that works in a psychiatric ward (or he's a patient there.... I forget what he said). Anyway, it's supposed to be really good, inside scoop, kind of stuff. Don't you agree? You won't hear this stuff on network T.V.


Lawdog
Link Posted: 9/21/2005 11:52:04 AM EDT

Originally Posted By FLGreg:
Who is this "reliable source out of South Florida" you are always speaking of? Matt Drudge? Some Haitian voodoo priestess? Isn't this like the 2nd/3rd post that begins like this?

The other one(s) didn't pan out if I remember correctly.



Thats because they are jokes
Link Posted: 9/21/2005 11:54:02 AM EDT
ha! good one. We have anti missle technology that I am quite sure NK hasn't caught up with yet. Aside from the fact that we would still see it coming before it went across the continental US
Link Posted: 9/21/2005 11:56:01 AM EDT
I always look forward to lawdog's posts.
Link Posted: 9/21/2005 11:56:11 AM EDT
Easy way to tell. Just look at N. Korea. If it's currently under a big mushroom cloud, then yes, they launched it.
Link Posted: 9/21/2005 11:56:44 AM EDT
Link Posted: 9/21/2005 11:57:13 AM EDT
a "reliable source",

right . . .
Link Posted: 9/21/2005 11:57:27 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/21/2005 11:58:53 AM EDT by 1BMF]


Maybe it was a transformer blowing from the hurricane?
Link Posted: 9/21/2005 11:57:48 AM EDT
On the Associated Press wire now, less than one hour old:

SEOUL, South Korea - In a second day of bluster after its disarmament accord, North Korea accused the United States on Wednesday of planning a nuclear attack and warned it could retaliate.

North Korea "is fully ready to decisively control a pre-emptive nuclear attack with a strong retaliatory blow," the communist nation's Rodong Sinmun newspaper said in an English-language commentary carried by the state Korean Central News Agency.

Link to Story

Link Posted: 9/21/2005 11:57:55 AM EDT
That was just me..... too much Mexican the other night.
Link Posted: 9/21/2005 11:58:15 AM EDT
Damn guys lighten up…
Link Posted: 9/21/2005 11:58:33 AM EDT
y'all wouldn't be able to tell satire from a snake if it bit you on the ass.
Link Posted: 9/21/2005 11:58:47 AM EDT
Link Posted: 9/21/2005 12:00:26 PM EDT
Dont worry, ive got my own missile if they do try anything...

Link Posted: 9/21/2005 12:06:27 PM EDT

Originally Posted By darwindog:
On the Associated Press wire now, less than one hour old:

SEOUL, South Korea - In a second day of bluster after its disarmament accord, North Korea accused the United States on Wednesday of planning a nuclear attack and warned it could retaliate.

North Korea "is fully ready to decisively control a pre-emptive nuclear attack with a strong retaliatory blow," the communist nation's Rodong Sinmun newspaper said in an English-language commentary carried by the state Korean Central News Agency.

Link to Story




That article (or one with the same subject) is also approx. 4" from a story about the ball of fire on Drudgereport.com.

Methinks someone saw the two, put 1 and 1 together and got 2,302,993,999.28 and here we are.
Link Posted: 9/21/2005 12:09:31 PM EDT

Originally Posted By HeavyMetal:
Look, I am going to make this simple for those of you who haven't been paying attention. When Lawdog starts a post with the phrase: 'A reliable source', it is completely made up! Get it?

Link Posted: 9/21/2005 12:10:32 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/21/2005 12:12:31 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Jfor:

Originally Posted By FLGreg:
Who is this "reliable source out of South Florida" you are always speaking of? Matt Drudge? Some Haitian voodoo priestess? Isn't this like the 2nd/3rd post that begins like this?

The other one(s) didn't pan out if I remember correctly.



Thats because they are jokes



Ahhh, OK.....a joke, something said or done to provoke laughter; especially : a brief oral narrative with a climactic humorous twist.

There is so much to learn about you Earthlings.
Link Posted: 9/21/2005 12:39:36 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/21/2005 12:43:30 PM EDT by Synister1]
Nuke'm

Make en example of NK.

Link Posted: 9/21/2005 5:26:27 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/21/2005 5:33:53 PM EDT
It was a meteor or space junk

www.local6.com/news/5000311/detail.html

Link Posted: 9/21/2005 5:40:02 PM EDT
LOL, someone doesn't know the difference between "transcontinental" and "intercontinental." Apparenty the North Koreans in Los Angeles really hate the South Koreans in southern Florida!

Link Posted: 9/21/2005 8:17:16 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/21/2005 8:21:28 PM EDT by weptek911]
Could this be a publicity stunt/hoax to promote the new ABC show ? Seems kind of funny that an internet "news" item coincides with the plot line of a new show, on the night it premiers.

edited to add; Not that they would stage the event. All they would have to do is have 10-15 callers "report"the event.
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