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Posted: 9/16/2004 10:28:33 AM EST
Link Posted: 9/16/2004 10:30:35 AM EST
You'd hit it.
Link Posted: 9/16/2004 10:31:14 AM EST
Link Posted: 9/16/2004 10:31:27 AM EST
nutty bar?
fruit cake
fuck if I know
basket case
Link Posted: 9/16/2004 10:31:49 AM EST
[Last Edit: 9/16/2004 10:36:16 AM EST by POWER03]
He said after being clinically dead for a minute that he saw flasing lights and his mother.

So I guess heaven is a big gay bar where dead fags are finally reunited with the overbearing mothers who made them that way.
Link Posted: 9/16/2004 10:35:00 AM EST
Link Posted: 9/16/2004 10:35:20 AM EST
That tiger was trying to help him alright. He was trying to help him become dinner.

BTW, what's the third one down?
Link Posted: 9/16/2004 10:36:09 AM EST
Whack(-a-mole) Job.
Link Posted: 9/16/2004 10:36:26 AM EST
[Last Edit: 9/16/2004 10:37:30 AM EST by MrsGloftoe]
Link Posted: 9/16/2004 10:36:51 AM EST


"It was unfortunate that his teeth hit my carotid artery."



Really, you just can't make this kind of stuff up.

Link Posted: 9/16/2004 10:36:59 AM EST

Originally Posted By rn45:
That tiger was trying to help him alright. He was trying to help him become dinner.

BTW, what's the third one down?



Whack Job
Link Posted: 9/16/2004 10:37:32 AM EST
[Last Edit: 9/16/2004 10:37:58 AM EST by Kamikazi]

Originally Posted By lokt:
nutty bar?
fruit cake
fuck if I know
basket case



whack job

EDIT: Darn someone beat me to it
Link Posted: 9/16/2004 10:38:40 AM EST
He had a simple explanation for his brush with death on his 59th birthday: "I was not allowed to die just yet, because my wings for being an angel were not quite ready."

Man, there's got to be a fairy joke there somewhere......

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