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Posted: 5/7/2002 4:11:55 PM EDT
Kansas City-An American Airlines flight enroute from LA to JFK airport in New York was diverted to Kansas City when a passenger was noted attempting to light a fuse protruding from his rectum. Flight Attendant Bunny Haggarty said she noticed the man seated in an aisle leaning forward and holding a cigarette lighter behind his legs. "I thought he was just trying to light a fart," said Haggarty, "like our pilots are always doing on layovers. Then I saw this string-like thing hanging from his ass, and I got scared." Haggarty immediately called for assistance. Several Male passengers subdued the man before he was able to light the fuse. After landing in Kansas City, authorities found the man's colon was stuffed with military grade C4 explosive. FBI agents stated that it would have been a complete catastrophe if the passenger had succeeded in lighting the fuse. The passenger, Mohammed Bin Ali El Batout Nabeel Sin Abba Rahim Mansour Ali Baba, age 25, was carrying fourteen passports from various countries throughout the middle east. Asked why he had stuffed himself full of plastic explosives, Ali Baba stated, "I was planning to blow the chit out of the plane. Iwanted to kill all the americans and jews to show that we are a peace loving peeple." (cont'd)
Link Posted: 5/7/2002 4:26:35 PM EDT
Airport security agents in Los Angeles remembered seeing Ali Baba as he boarded American flight 90. They were a bit concerned because his name would not fit onto thew front of the ticket, he was wearing a checkered tablecloth as a hat, looked he wanted to kill someone, was reading an Al Quaeda training manual and had on a "Fuck America" T shirt. According to Federal Airport Security standards, however, individuals cannot be profiled fo additional security simply because they are young middle-eastern men. The security supervisor, Leroy Jackson, said that he was somewhat concerned with the way Ali Baba walked. "Hell man, the guy walked like he had a stick of dynamite up his ass! Had I not been on the phone with my probation officer, I might have checked this guy out some more. But we want and need complete diversity in our passenger screening. Plus, we think the flight crews on those planes pose more of a risk than one raghead with an explofing ass. That's why you can always find one of them pilots in barefeet waiting for his shoes to be x-rayed. I love seeing the look on their faces when we make them do that," he guffawed, adding, "I just hope they don't give those guys guns 'cause they might want to even the score." Federal officials are now referring to this latest terrorist attempt as a 'butt bomb'. Security experts believe this could be even more difficult to detect than the primitive 'shoe bomb' used by terrorist Richard Reid. "I'm not sure how we're going to check for butt bombs," stated Jackson. We don't have technology to do it, but we've got to check somehow in the interest of safety," adding, "I think we should start with Flight Crews first."
Link Posted: 5/7/2002 4:37:18 PM EDT
Link Posted: 5/7/2002 4:40:31 PM EDT
"I was planning to blow the chit out of the plane. Iwanted to kill all the americans and jews to show that we are a peace loving peeple." [:\]
Link Posted: 5/7/2002 7:01:30 PM EDT
eeeeeexcelent! Link?
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