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Posted: 4/25/2001 6:25:40 AM EST
This one I'ld pay to see.
Link Posted: 4/25/2001 6:27:51 AM EST
And you know WE come out a winner no matter which bi#ch comes out on top. Hmmm...probably that would be Rosie O'Cow. [:D]
Link Posted: 4/25/2001 6:33:28 AM EST
I'd love to present the winner with a prize...my nice size 12 boot to the side of their head![}:D]
Link Posted: 4/25/2001 6:40:22 AM EST
How about a draw?  Both lose...
Link Posted: 4/25/2001 6:42:50 AM EST
Glorious finish where they both ice pick each other at the same time, and both fall and die!
Link Posted: 4/25/2001 9:02:34 AM EST
"Celebrity Deathmatch"  I wonder if there's enough clay to do Rosie O'Doughnuts.

Maybe Sara B. could cough up a lung vs. Hillary.

Link Posted: 4/25/2001 9:32:31 AM EST
Odoughnut would win Fineswine wouldnt be able to reach any vitals
Link Posted: 4/25/2001 9:40:52 AM EST
Rosie would tire in the later rounds but it wouldn't matter because thay would both die of lung cancer from Sarah Brady's Smoke!

Link Posted: 4/25/2001 9:45:52 AM EST
Ice picks??!?!?!??

give 'em both maces and battle axes.

Don't leave anything to chance.

Better yet, give 'em both MG's. How fitting would that be???
Link Posted: 4/25/2001 9:55:04 AM EST
O'donut/Swine fight and one lives, make it the O'donut she's a good reliable source of methane gas.
Link Posted: 4/25/2001 10:10:42 AM EST
I would only be interested in watching if both of them were wearing leather lingere.
Link Posted: 4/25/2001 10:21:27 AM EST
Didn't Rosie do a film years ago where she wore leather? I think she was an undercover cop on a sex island resort. I can't remember the name of the flick.

And it would be an unfair fight, because Feinstein is a man.

Now I'm gonna have nightmares about Rosie in leather.

Link Posted: 4/25/2001 10:30:38 AM EST
Originally Posted By operator error:
Didn't Rosie do a film years ago where she wore leather? I think she was an undercover cop on a sex island resort. I can't remember the name of the flick.

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I believe I saw a pic taken from the movie - it had Rosie doing a pose pointing a snub nose .38 at someone.

Maybe that's why Rosie hates guns - she associates them with the bondage movies she used to do early in her career.

Link Posted: 4/25/2001 10:34:46 AM EST
I found it. Exit To Eden. 1994 Starring Dan Akroyd and Rosie O'Donnell. I remember it as a total piece of c**p.

I wish I could find some pictures to brighten up Imbros day.
Link Posted: 4/25/2001 11:27:58 AM EST
Here are the rules for the deathmatch:

Each combatant gets two fragmentation grenades.  The match will be held in the rear of a Dodge Caravan with all of the windows screened over and the doors welded shut.  

Ladies (or whatever you are), pull your rings!
Link Posted: 4/25/2001 11:31:35 AM EST
Thanks for making me clean chew-up doritos off the screen!

Link Posted: 4/25/2001 11:41:11 AM EST
Hell Rosie would just have her gun toteing bodyguard do here dirty work.  [sniper]
Link Posted: 4/25/2001 12:25:16 PM EST
Ice picks?  Nothing would happen.  Neither of those two could stand the idea of a prick, even if somebody else is getting one.
Link Posted: 4/25/2001 12:33:15 PM EST
They won't use the ice picks correctly, so we have to fool them.  the only way possible, strap-on ice picks [:D]
Link Posted: 4/25/2001 3:44:50 PM EST
Make the stakes for the contestants a dognut.  This would insure feirce compitition.

I would schedule a 15 round, 2 minute bout.

I don't think that either could do the other in in less than 8 rounds.
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