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Posted: 8/26/2005 12:40:33 PM EDT
Don't know if he really said this, but it does sound like him, and I like it too
 Robin Williams' plan...(Hard to argue with this logic!) "I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan for peace. So, here's one plan." 1) "The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo, Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest of those 'good ole boys', we will never "interfere" again. 2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany, South Korea, the Middle East, and the Philippines. They don't want us there. We would station troops at our borders. No one allowed sneaking through holes in the fence. 3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave. We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of whom or where they are. They're illegal!!! France will welcome them. 4) All future visitors will be tho- roughly checked and limited to 90 days unless given a special permit!!!! No one from a terrorist nation will be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't hide here. Asylum would never be available to anyone. We don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers. 5) No foreign "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they don't attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back home baby. 6) The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy wise. This will include developing nonpolluting sources of energy but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a while. 7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for their oil. If they don't like it, we go some place else. They can go somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells filling up the storage sites would be enough.) 8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will not "interfere." They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides most of what we give them are stolen or given to the army. The people who need it most get very little, if anything. 9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island some place. We don't need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens. 10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer. The Language we speak is ENGLISH...learn it...or LEAVE...Now, isn't that a winner of a plan? "The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying 'Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, 'you want a piece of me?' " |
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Posted: 8/26/2005 12:42:20 PM EDT
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oh boy.
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Posted: 8/26/2005 12:42:54 PM EDT
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Ten demerits for re-posting crap from your spammail account without first researching veracity or authenticity.
Bullshit. |
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Posted: 8/26/2005 12:43:22 PM EDT
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What is it with people and posting e-mails?
95% of them are CLEARLY fakes. Sgat1r5 |
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Posted: 8/26/2005 12:44:52 PM EDT
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fixed, dupe IBTL, BS and whatever else I forgot |
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Posted: 8/26/2005 12:45:11 PM EDT
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Whoever wrote that is a fucktard.
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Posted: 8/26/2005 12:49:21 PM EDT
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hmm
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Posted: 8/26/2005 12:49:52 PM EDT
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You evidently did not grasp the intended sarcasm. I also think whoever invented the word "fucktard" is an undersexed high school student in dire need of a 3-foot wedgie. |
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Posted: 8/26/2005 12:50:26 PM EDT
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I posted it for the content, and it was somebody else's spam, I don't open mine
I particularly liked the part about using the un building for an illegal alien prison
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Posted: 8/26/2005 12:50:33 PM EDT
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www.snopes.com
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Posted: 8/26/2005 12:53:19 PM EDT
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Posted: 8/26/2005 12:53:56 PM EDT
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They all are |
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Posted: 8/26/2005 12:54:05 PM EDT
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Posted: 8/26/2005 12:58:49 PM EDT
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Robin Williams is one of the biggest whining liberal cracks ever to draw a breath.
Fake bullshit ibtl I like pie |
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Posted: 8/26/2005 1:01:59 PM EDT
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but he makes me laugh eta: MARPAT |
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Posted: 8/26/2005 1:06:48 PM EDT
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He wouldn't write it, but I agree.
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Posted: 8/26/2005 1:07:39 PM EDT
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This should be retitled "Robin Williams Plan for Duping the World into Submission".
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Posted: 8/26/2005 1:10:10 PM EDT
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He makes you laugh.............Oh Hokie  I almost forgot dupe |
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Posted: 8/26/2005 3:32:27 PM EDT
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Posted: 8/26/2005 8:29:27 PM EDT
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Hey there, eaaaaasy on the bread.... 
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Posted: 8/26/2005 8:36:06 PM EDT
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I'm pretty sure this is an urban legend and was in fact not uttered by that coked up jack ass.
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Posted: 8/26/2005 8:39:18 PM EDT
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Godupeit!
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Posted: 8/26/2005 8:45:36 PM EDT
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Sounds more like Dennis Miller to me!
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Posted: 8/26/2005 8:46:34 PM EDT
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