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Posted: 5/7/2003 8:39:17 PM EDT
Robin Williams' plan...(Hard to argue with this logic!)

I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a
plan for peace. So, here's one plan:

1) The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in
their affairs, past & present. We will promise never to "interfere"

2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting
with Germany, South Korea and the Philippines. They don't want us there. We would station troops at our borders. No more sneaking through holes in the fence.

3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together
and leave.We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of who or where they are. France would welcome them.

4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90
day visits unless given a special permit. No one from a terrorist nation would be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself, don't hide here. Asylum would not ever be available to anyone. We don't need any more cab drivers.

5) No "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If
they don't attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back home, baby.

6) The US will make a strong effort to become self sufficient
energy wise. This will include developing non polluting sources of energy but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a while.

7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a
barrel for their oil. If they don't like it, we go someplace else.

8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world,
we will not interfere". They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain,cement or whatever they need. Besides, most of what we give them gets "lost" or is taken by their army. The people who need it most get very little,anyway.

9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an island some place. We don't need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, it would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.

9b) Use the buildings as replacement for the twin towers.

10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer.

Now, ain't that a winner of a plan.

"The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying 'Give me your poor, your
tired, your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, 'You want a piece of me?'"

Robin Williams
Link Posted: 5/7/2003 8:42:33 PM EDT
Sounds good but....

That doesnt sound like the Robin Willians I was thinking of.....
Link Posted: 5/7/2003 8:47:07 PM EDT
NOT from Robin Williams.


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Link Posted: 5/7/2003 8:48:08 PM EDT
Sounded VERY unlike Robin Williams
Link Posted: 5/7/2003 8:52:23 PM EDT
If that was written by Robin Williams, it sure as hell ain't Robin Williams the well known actor and comedian.  I have his new cd, and it seems fairly liberal.
Link Posted: 5/7/2003 8:53:19 PM EDT
Not true.

See [url]http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/williams.asp[/url] for the scoop.
Link Posted: 5/7/2003 8:55:15 PM EDT
Its an exerpt from his HBO special.  Funny as hell!

Edited to add: I could have sworn I heard that on his HBO special, maybe not.
Link Posted: 5/7/2003 8:55:47 PM EDT
Damn. Got beat by USPC40...
Link Posted: 5/7/2003 8:58:15 PM EDT
sounds more like tim robbins.
Link Posted: 5/7/2003 10:21:38 PM EDT
I do not like robin williams because he is a giants fan.
Link Posted: 5/7/2003 10:37:27 PM EDT
I agree with some of it..not all.
Link Posted: 5/7/2003 10:43:10 PM EDT
Robin williams is very liberal...and the early 80's version of carrot top.
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