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Posted: 12/19/2005 6:05:39 PM EDT
Link Posted: 12/19/2005 6:11:28 PM EDT
Too Funny!
Link Posted: 12/19/2005 6:11:57 PM EDT
Link Posted: 12/19/2005 6:14:50 PM EDT
Psycho Clerk From Hell! LOL!
Link Posted: 12/19/2005 6:17:22 PM EDT
SOMEBODY needs to put a big PW3ND on this pic ASAP!!
Link Posted: 12/19/2005 6:26:49 PM EDT


Best robbery attempt EVER ...



You couldn't MAKE that crap up ...



S W E E T

Link Posted: 12/19/2005 6:28:08 PM EDT
Link Posted: 12/19/2005 6:28:15 PM EDT
It was on the local news last night. Showed the security camera footage and a interview with the clerk. Funny as hell, specially when the dipshit "robber" was losing his pants...!
Link Posted: 12/19/2005 6:30:22 PM EDT
Five attempts? This guy has to be the stupidest con in the world.
Link Posted: 12/19/2005 6:32:35 PM EDT
kick his ass seabass!!!!!!!!!
Link Posted: 12/19/2005 6:33:22 PM EDT
Link Posted: 12/19/2005 6:35:36 PM EDT
Mall Stop-n-Rob Ninja



Link Posted: 12/19/2005 6:42:39 PM EDT
IBT Chuck would kick his ass post.
Link Posted: 12/19/2005 6:44:55 PM EDT
I'm sure the Dillinger wannabe won't get harrassed in the cross bar hotel.
Link Posted: 12/19/2005 6:44:56 PM EDT
Robbery GONE BAD?

That's about as perfect as a robbery can go.

Link Posted: 12/19/2005 6:47:11 PM EDT
That is some kickass store manager!


Store Manager Makes Life Miserable for Would-Be Robber

By KXTV

SACRAMENTO, CA -- A Modesto convenience store manager took matters into his own hands during an attempted robbery, not only forcing the would-be robber out the door but helping police catch him.

On November 21 at about 10:30 in the evening, Edward Petrossi was working alone at the Quik Stop store on La Loma Avenue. A man came in, picked up some beer and waited by the counter while the other customers left. The man then pulled a knife on Petrossi.

Unbeknownst to the robber, Petrossi is an expert in martial arts. He assumed a "ready" stance, then grabbed a pair of scissors and box cutter from under the counter and told the man to "bring it on." Petrossi said the man dropped the beer and fled.

Petrossi wasn't about to let the man get away. He gave chase, literally kicking the would-be thief through the store's front door.

Surveillance video (shown above) captured the man stumbling through the door with Petrossi in pursuit. The suspect is seen getting to his feet, pulling up his pants and running off. Petrossi ran after the suspect into a neighboring parking lot. There the man approached a van but fled on foot when he saw Petrossi pursuing him. The store manager said he suspected the van belonged to the suspect, so he snapped a picture of its license plate on his cell phone camera.

Petrossi continued after the suspect, who looped back, got into the van, and attempted to drive away. His problems weren't quite over, though. Petrossi grabbed a rock and threw it through the driver's side window, shattering it.

The photograph of the license plate became part of the police report on the incident and on Wednesday, 24-year-old Corey Allen Funk was arrested in Fresno for the attempted robbery. Funk is suspected in five robbery attempts in Modesto. Four of them were successful.

Funk is being held in Stanislaus County Jail on $250,000 bail.






Link Posted: 12/19/2005 6:54:42 PM EDT
Night clerk Fu!!
Link Posted: 12/19/2005 6:58:27 PM EDT
Up next, clerk sued for assault. Kicking him the back will earn the robber some cash.
Link Posted: 12/19/2005 7:01:25 PM EDT

Originally Posted By 95thFoot: Surveillance video (shown above) captured the man stumbling through the door with Petrossi in pursuit. The suspect is seen getting to his feet, pulling up his pants and running off.
I know the rest of you secretly wish you were there with several guns below the counter. So, you guys want to group buy a 7-Eleven and bait crooks into the firing zone for fun?
Link Posted: 12/19/2005 7:02:12 PM EDT

Originally Posted By pieceofstink:
Night clerk Fu!!



There's gotta be a belt for that!
Link Posted: 12/19/2005 7:02:47 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Tromatic:
Up next, clerk sued for assault. Kicking him the back will earn the robber some cash.


Not likely in the San Joaquin Valley of California.
Link Posted: 12/19/2005 7:03:14 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/19/2005 7:11:10 PM EDT by Desert_Cowboy]
There ya go
Link Posted: 12/19/2005 7:04:35 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Desert_Cowboy:
Hows this?


Make the font red, and it's PERFECT!
Link Posted: 12/19/2005 7:21:29 PM EDT

Originally Posted By SWO_daddy:

Originally Posted By Desert_Cowboy:
Hows this?
i10.photobucket.com/albums/a106/Shogun27/7241fbd4.jpg


Make the font red, and it's PERFECT!




'cept he caint speel so gud
Link Posted: 12/19/2005 9:13:54 PM EDT
Great story. I am glad the clerk is ok. He sure how to take care of himself.
Link Posted: 12/19/2005 10:31:09 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Desert_Cowboy:
There ya go
i10.photobucket.com/albums/a106/Shogun27/fceec05d.jpg

'

Thats awesome.
Link Posted: 12/19/2005 10:39:28 PM EDT
Lucky clerk.

If numbnuts robber had a pistol, he would have died in the karate stance.
Link Posted: 12/19/2005 10:44:13 PM EDT
Always amazed just how dumb some criminals are. The idiot didn't even try to cover his face.

Since he has successfully robbed four other stores and attempted two others, what sort of penalty will he be looking at?
Link Posted: 12/19/2005 10:45:22 PM EDT
FACEPWNT.
Link Posted: 12/19/2005 10:50:51 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Slogger78:
Always amazed just how dumb some criminals are. The idiot didn't even try to cover his face.

Since he has successfully robbed four other stores and attempted two others, what sort of penalty will he be looking at?



is using a knife is still considered armed robbery?
Link Posted: 12/19/2005 11:00:33 PM EDT

Originally Posted By KlubMarcus:

Originally Posted By 95thFoot: Surveillance video (shown above) captured the man stumbling through the door with Petrossi in pursuit. The suspect is seen getting to his feet, pulling up his pants and running off.
I know the rest of you secretly wish you were there with several guns below the counter. So, you guys want to group buy a 7-Eleven and bait crooks into the firing zone for fun?



I so would do that. Only way to catch the big fish, is to bait them.
Link Posted: 12/20/2005 1:53:36 PM EDT
Chuck Norris approves of night clerk. He smiled when he read this.
Link Posted: 12/20/2005 1:59:50 PM EDT
tag fu
Link Posted: 12/20/2005 2:06:57 PM EDT
He told the robber, "Bring it on."

Link Posted: 12/20/2005 2:07:02 PM EDT
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