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9/17/2020 5:59:48 PM
Posted: 6/22/2011 7:36:00 PM EDT
....being on a swing used to tickle my balls.



Why doesn't that happen anymore?



Splain this to me.......
Link Posted: 6/22/2011 7:39:52 PM EDT
find some rare earth magnets, put them in your pocket and you will get the same effect
Link Posted: 6/22/2011 7:40:10 PM EDT
Because the pervert that was pushing you is in jail.
Link Posted: 6/22/2011 7:40:37 PM EDT
Your just need to be on a different swing now....
Link Posted: 6/22/2011 7:43:38 PM EDT
Swings never tickled my balls.
Who the fuck was pushing you?

Was he wearing a trenchcoat full of candy?
Link Posted: 6/22/2011 7:46:38 PM EDT
Your balls are old and worn out and they hate you now.
Link Posted: 6/22/2011 7:47:45 PM EDT



Originally Posted By GIVEMEMYTOYS:


Your balls are old and worn out and they hate you now.


This seems plausible.
 
Link Posted: 6/22/2011 7:50:01 PM EDT



Originally Posted By kap_x:


Swings never tickled my balls.
Who the fuck was pushing you?

Was he wearing a trenchcoat full of candy?


Never had anyone push me.





It was on the fall part of the swing. Used to get it on rollercoasters too.





Ahhh....rollercoasters.



Maybe your balls never really developed correctly?



 
Link Posted: 6/22/2011 7:54:59 PM EDT
Your balls are starting to wear out. It takes more energy to achieve the same affect.

You should resort to bungee jumping.
Link Posted: 6/22/2011 7:56:13 PM EDT
sometimes just standing on a high edge makes my balls tingle, as if they're afraid
Link Posted: 6/22/2011 7:56:46 PM EDT



Originally Posted By joemama74:


Your balls are starting to wear out. It takes more energy to achieve the same affect.



You should resort to bungee jumping.
I have been skydiving a few times.



Sadly, my balls did not respond to that.





 
Link Posted: 6/22/2011 7:57:22 PM EDT



Originally Posted By UncleJerr:


sometimes just standing on a high edge makes my balls tingle, as if they're afraid


That feeling means you have no balls.



 
Link Posted: 6/22/2011 7:58:12 PM EDT
maybe you're not wearing the right kind of fur and feather underwear that you wore as a child
Link Posted: 6/22/2011 8:01:28 PM EDT
Link Posted: 6/22/2011 8:53:47 PM EDT
Get a bigger swing, or get your balls back from your significant other.
Link Posted: 6/22/2011 8:54:51 PM EDT



Originally Posted By ZedsDeadBaby:





Originally Posted By joemama74:

Your balls are starting to wear out. It takes more energy to achieve the same affect.



You should resort to bungee jumping.
I have been skydiving a few times.



Sadly, my balls did not respond to that.



 
Wear a kilt next time.





 
Link Posted: 6/22/2011 8:57:55 PM EDT
Originally Posted By jrsmiles:
Because the pervert that was pushing you is in jail.


Link Posted: 6/22/2011 9:09:51 PM EDT

Funny you mention balls.....

We just took our dog into the vet to get his "nuts" cut & our 11 year old daughter tells us: " Huh ? they're called balls"




Link Posted: 6/22/2011 10:06:01 PM EDT
Swingset has been known to tickle other mens' balls. I didn't realize he did that with little boys too.
Link Posted: 6/22/2011 10:11:05 PM EDT
My balls tickle every time I click on a new thread!!!!

Link Posted: 6/22/2011 10:16:16 PM EDT


Link Posted: 6/22/2011 10:20:05 PM EDT
Balls thread?
Link Posted: 6/22/2011 10:21:18 PM EDT
Balls.
Link Posted: 6/22/2011 10:23:36 PM EDT
Steak nuggets
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