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Posted: 10/18/2004 5:18:07 PM EST
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A review of Sprite Remix Berryclear:

From the moment you see this bottle, it is clear that this soda is not your ordinary Sprite. The undeniably gay color scheme, the perfumy smell... and yes, it even tastes like somebody bottled homosexuality, although just the overt fruitiness, not the whole men-fucking-men thing. If this is what berry tastes like, then plants have been misleading us all these years. Still, not entirely unpleasant. 5/10.

A review of Johnny Cash's Long Black Veil:

It is certainly a good song, there is no denying that. Johnny's voice really helps to set the sad tone. The writing is excellent. The instrumentation is perfection. Still, the third verse should be the second and vice versa. I give it 8/10.
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