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Posted: 9/27/2004 8:10:50 AM EDT
I can not attest to the accuracy of this but it is a HOOT!

From a recent Larry Elder column:

Consider the plight of an anti-Bushie from the state of Washington:

Dear Larry,

Last Thursday I put out one of my Bush/Cheney signs in my front yard. Between midnight and 3:00 a.m. someone stole it. On Friday night I put out sign No. 2. Since I didn't have to get up early, I thought my dog and I would "stake out" our sign. This time I put the sign a little closer to the gate leading to my backyard. With my dog on an extra long leash, I planted myself on a lawn chair and read "Unfit for Command " by flashlight until about 1:00 a.m. Here comes the fun part . . . I noticed that the car coming down the street was slowing down and pulling over to the curb right next to my yard. Sure enough, he gets out of his car and heads right for my sign. Just as he was about to uproot and desecrate it, I opened my gate and let my dog make the initial introduction! As he ran to hide behind the rear end of his car, I promptly moved to the driver-side door, which was still open. It was a fairly nice car with power everything and still running. While my dog continued to "introduce" herself, I rolled up the window and hit the power door lock button. With that, I slammed the door, grabbed my Bush sign and headed into the back yard.

And now for the "rest of the story." About 40 minutes later, I heard a knock at the door. I opened the door to one of our city's finest . . . the Vancouver Police Department. The officer asked me what was going on and when I told him, he could not stop laughing! I followed him out to the perp's car and stood there while he asked the guy a few more questions. Upon learning that the guy lived a couple of streets down, I -- knowing what was about to happen -- asked him, "Why do you have Oregon plates on your car if you live just down the street (here in Vancouver, Wash.)?" Larry, Oregon has no sales tax, so often Washington residents will buy and register cars in Oregon to avoid paying sales tax . . . it's a crime and the fine is pretty stiff. Here comes the best part. . . . The look on this guy's face told me he knew he was about to get busted. When the officer asked for his license and registration, the "Democrat" mumbled that (his license) was suspended. Just for kicks and giggles I asked the officer if he smelled any alcohol coming from the guy! The officer looked at me, smiled and promptly gave him a field breathalyzer test. Guess what? You got it, he blew a .10, legally drunk in the state of Washington.

DUI, illegal registration and the brand of "MORON," all 'cause he hates Bush!



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Link Posted: 9/27/2004 8:15:19 AM EDT
That's too good to be true...
Link Posted: 9/27/2004 8:15:48 AM EDT
Crap! I missed that one.

You can lock it if you want BK1.

My bad...
Link Posted: 9/27/2004 8:16:55 AM EDT
Classic! I love it
Link Posted: 9/27/2004 8:17:52 AM EDT
There is a God!!!
Link Posted: 9/27/2004 8:18:46 AM EDT
Link Posted: 9/27/2004 8:24:55 AM EDT

Originally Posted By thebeekeeper1:

Originally Posted By LWilde:
Crap! I missed that one.

You can lock it if you want BK1.

My bad...

Hey, no problem. We are much more lax with such things now that bandwidth is not a concern. We just don't want two identical threads on the first couple pages. It is VERY funny--and worth another cycle.

Link Posted: 9/27/2004 8:27:41 AM EDT
I had missed this one..

Link Posted: 9/27/2004 8:30:38 AM EDT
I missed it too.

That's just awesome.
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Link Posted: 9/27/2004 9:26:02 AM EDT
Couldn't have said it better myself.....oh wait I did.
Link Posted: 9/27/2004 9:29:32 AM EDT
The poor, poor soul.......
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