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Posted: 8/30/2005 6:46:38 PM EDT
I was just watching the news ... seems like all the people being rescued weigh between 300 and 400 lbs ...
Link Posted: 8/30/2005 6:47:33 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/30/2005 6:53:02 PM EDT by Flyfishing26]
Wife made that very same statement...I think they didn't know about the evacuation because they were down at the Ryan's Steakhouse buffet...eatin up all da meat....


My cholesterol went up 20 points just watching the news footage tonight. It is sad that people would let themselves get into a physical state like this and then place themselves in harms way....so that the ONLY MEANS to survive was to be rescued by someone who was smart enough to take shelter in an appropriate manner.

But I am quite certain they were oppressed families unable to afford transportation or a radio to tell them to GET THE HELL OUT..but I am also quite sure that 50 cent was bumpin out of the very same stereo until water overtook the speakers.

Holla!
Link Posted: 8/30/2005 6:49:35 PM EDT

Originally Posted By COLT6721A3:
I was just watching the news ... seems like all the people being rescued weigh between way over 300 and 400 lbs ...



Link Posted: 8/30/2005 6:50:09 PM EDT
Yet the police shoot the seal.

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Link Posted: 8/30/2005 6:51:10 PM EDT
The food is soooo good and sooo plentiful, you jus caint hep yo sef from gettin big! Imagine, boudin sold at every store, fried softshell crab poboys that only cost $8, and muffalattas for $12.
Link Posted: 8/30/2005 6:51:10 PM EDT
Link Posted: 8/30/2005 6:51:29 PM EDT
All dat der gumbo boyo!
Link Posted: 8/30/2005 6:51:37 PM EDT

Originally Posted By bblake00:
Yet the police shoot the seal.



seriously?? i saw a picture of the/a seal, but didnt know the story.
Link Posted: 8/30/2005 6:52:16 PM EDT
Everytime there is a chance to prove Darwin's Theory of Evolution (Survival of the Fittest) the government steps in and screws and screws it up ... Out of shape idiots that were dumb enough to stay really shouldn't be in the gene pool ....
Link Posted: 8/30/2005 6:53:30 PM EDT
Television allows people to sit all day and do nothing but eat.
Link Posted: 8/30/2005 6:55:05 PM EDT

Originally Posted By bblake00:
Yet the police shoot the seal.


DAMN they iced the seal? That sucks...I guess somebody will be eating right for a week on a belly full of SEAL MEAT.

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Link Posted: 8/30/2005 6:57:31 PM EDT
Link Posted: 8/30/2005 6:57:59 PM EDT
Sometimes the mere presence of a poster brings me a sort of joy (aka comic relief) that's hard to explain.




This thread is such a case.

Carry on.


Link Posted: 8/30/2005 6:59:17 PM EDT

Originally Posted By torstin:

Originally Posted By bblake00:
Yet the police shoot the seal.



seriously?? i saw a picture of the/a seal, but didnt know the story.



Yup, the police came along and sent to seal heaven with 2 to the head.
Link Posted: 8/30/2005 7:01:51 PM EDT

Originally Posted By donovan007007:
All dat der gumbo boyo!


Link Posted: 8/30/2005 7:03:40 PM EDT

Originally Posted By bblake00:

Originally Posted By torstin:

Originally Posted By bblake00:
Yet the police shoot the seal.



seriously?? i saw a picture of the/a seal, but didnt know the story.



Yup, the police came along and sent to seal heaven with 2 to the head.




Where the hell was PETA during this damn hurricane...they could have saved a seals life!
Link Posted: 8/30/2005 7:07:37 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Flyfishing26:

Originally Posted By bblake00:

Originally Posted By torstin:

Originally Posted By bblake00:
Yet the police shoot the seal.



seriously?? i saw a picture of the/a seal, but didnt know the story.



Yup, the police came along and sent to seal heaven with 2 to the head.




Where the hell was PETA during this damn hurricane...they could have saved a seals life!

PETA wont show there.
With all that water they cant keep thier joints lit.
Link Posted: 8/30/2005 7:14:22 PM EDT
Well, I for one am packing me gear tonight. I need to get down to NOLA to club some helpless seals...I mean if it's going to be a seal killing free for all....I better get in while the getting is still good.


Why don't they shoot the helpless fat people laying around too?? I mean thay looked the same as the seal on TV.
Link Posted: 8/30/2005 7:17:40 PM EDT
What seal?
Link Posted: 8/30/2005 7:21:54 PM EDT
They shot Seal? The singer? In the head? OMG!
Link Posted: 8/30/2005 7:28:41 PM EDT

Originally Posted By 667:
They shot Seal? The singer? In the head? OMG!



- No silly, the artist seal and his "cousins" were busy looting the walgreens....a seal (the mammal) was washed into a parking lot from an aquarium..apparently the helicopters were too busy lifting #300++ MONKEYS and didn't have time to lift the #250 SEAL back into the aquarium or at least into a waterway nearby....

No biggie though..I am certain that seal will provide a nice meal over at the superdome..

"Hey momma..dis her gumbo taste like id be havin sometin extra and such...."
"Oh yeah baby boo...Izzze be addin sum dat seal meat to it fo ya..."

Fo shizzle.....
Link Posted: 8/30/2005 7:31:39 PM EDT


what kind of an idiot gets into that situation with that many kids?
Link Posted: 8/30/2005 7:33:33 PM EDT
Clubbing baby seals? w00t! Let's go!
Link Posted: 8/30/2005 7:34:02 PM EDT

Originally Posted By COLT6721A3:
Everytime there is a chance to prove Darwin's Theory of Evolution (Survival of the Fittest) the government steps in and screws and screws it up ... Out of shape idiots that were dumb enough to stay really shouldn't be in the gene pool ....



Eh? You really think these people can reproduce? They can't get it past their gut!
Link Posted: 8/30/2005 7:48:55 PM EDT

Originally Posted By david_g17:
www.foxnews.com/images/175841/19_1_083005_katrina_rescue_555.jpg

what kind of an idiot gets into that situation with that many kids?




- "Oh my goodness..where all ma babies...Ize be needin dat tax credit shizzy..oh girl..you wait till we gets to ma cousins house...he a playa..we goin to da club tnight unnhuh....Holla...."
Link Posted: 8/30/2005 7:49:07 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/30/2005 7:50:38 PM EDT by RABIDFOX50]

Originally Posted By bblake00:
Yet the police shoot the seal.





Man, everybody gets this wrong. We Taser puppies and shoot dogs. The seal was a bonus!j/k


This is a national disaster. It makes no difference who they are, what size, color, creed, ect.
Link Posted: 8/30/2005 7:49:45 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/30/2005 7:50:07 PM EDT by Max_Mike]

Originally Posted By david_g17:
www.foxnews.com/images/175841/19_1_083005_katrina_rescue_555.jpg

what kind of an idiot gets into that situation with that many kids?



The kind of idiot that does not have a car and has no way out... 25% of the adult population of NO does not drive.

Sometime disasters bring out the best in people... this thread is not a case of that happening.
Link Posted: 8/30/2005 7:50:23 PM EDT

Originally Posted By RABIDFOX50:

Originally Posted By bblake00:
Yet the police shoot the seal.





Man, everybody gets this wrong. We Taser puppies and shoot dogs.j/k


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NO, we tazer old ladies, shoot dogs, and club seals.



Link Posted: 8/30/2005 7:51:33 PM EDT

Originally Posted By garandman:

Originally Posted By RABIDFOX50:

Originally Posted By bblake00:
Yet the police shoot the seal.





Man, everybody gets this wrong. We Taser puppies and shoot dogs. The seal was a bonus!j/k


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NO, we tazer old ladies, shoot dogs, and club seals.




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