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Posted: 12/14/2010 5:45:01 PM EDT

Oh Look its the PatriotApp

http://www.patriotapps.com/

Oh wait.. whats that in the top right corner??

Oh nevermind.. its citizens for a safer world

Posted: 12/14/2010 5:48:13 PM EDT

[#1]

WOW!

Posted: 12/14/2010 5:48:45 PM EDT

[#2]

Only 26 years off.

Posted: 12/14/2010 5:50:07 PM EDT

[#3]

Is it 1984 yet?

Posted: 12/14/2010 5:50:51 PM EDT

[#4]

How do I report a thoughtcrime?

Posted: 12/14/2010 5:50:59 PM EDT

[#5]

Iphones I hate them more and more everyday......................

Posted: 12/14/2010 5:51:27 PM EDT

[#6]

Big Brother frowns upon your shenanigans.

Posted: 12/14/2010 5:51:34 PM EDT

[#7]

I hope this is a fucking joke or parody.

Posted: 12/14/2010 5:51:56 PM EDT

[#8]

Quoted:
How do I report a thoughtcrime?

You don't have to. They already know.

Posted: 12/14/2010 5:53:22 PM EDT

[#9]

WOW, totally ridiculous. Some metro fag now believes he is safer and will not get mugged, beaten, stabbed, etc because he has an "App for that".

Posted: 12/14/2010 5:53:30 PM EDT

[#10]

That symbol looks eerily like the democrap insignia.

Posted: 12/14/2010 5:53:42 PM EDT

[#11]

Hello? Yes, I would like to report a treasonous criminal...1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, Washington D.C.

What? Oh, Barry something...

Posted: 12/14/2010 5:54:13 PM EDT

[#12]

Quoted:
WOW, totally ridiculous. Some metro fag now believes he is safer and will not get mugged, beaten, stabbed, etc because he has an "App for that".

I have an app for that too....

Posted: 12/14/2010 5:58:05 PM EDT

[#13]

Quoted:

I hope this is a fucking joke or parody.

Think it's real, though it seems straight out of a movie, don't it?

Quoted:
Iphones I hate them more and more everyday......................

No doubt Al Bore had nothing to do with that getting on the iPhone.

Why anyone who likes guns gives that company money is beyond me.

Posted: 12/14/2010 5:58:40 PM EDT

[#14]

Clicking on the Government Waste tab alerts the mobile collection squad to take you straight to the gulag.

Its in the itunes store.. reviews are thankfully pretty bad

http://itunes.apple.com/us/app/patriotapp/id390563133?mt=8

Posted: 12/14/2010 6:16:02 PM EDT

[#15]

So its basically a tattle tale app?
How stupid. I swear in ten years your not going to be able to spit on the sidewalk without someone reporting you to DHS.

Posted: 12/14/2010 6:19:40 PM EDT

[#16]

They need to market it to urban dwellers.

The "stop snitching" thing is getting out of hand.
- BG

Posted: 12/14/2010 6:23:54 PM EDT

[#17]

Meh, I already have the cops on speed-dial.

Posted: 12/14/2010 6:24:53 PM EDT

[#18]

Quoted:

They need to market it to urban dwellers.

The "stop snitching" thing is getting out of hand.
- BG

Posted: 12/14/2010 6:26:03 PM EDT

[#19]

Wow, I can be site staff in the real world too! Can I send people 'warnings" with it?

Posted: 12/14/2010 6:30:10 PM EDT

[#20]

Quoted:
Wow, I can be site staff in the real world too! Can I send people 'warnings" with it?

I do not have a Iphone or smartphone otherwise I would offer my services and we could test it but I only have a cheap old phone so somebody else has to volunteer.

Customer Reviews
Is this 1984??

by n30h4x

So what is this 1984? Turning the American Public into a giant police state grid? Yes people, be the Patriot and report any suspicious activity. Last time i checked this was the USA not Nazi Germany.
welcome to 1984 america

by real patriot in FL

did you know that hitler and the third reich had the brown shirts before taking power i germany. they were a little army of good citizens that reported supicious activity. they became the gustapo at a later time when hitler took power. they killed hundreds of thousands of jews and there only excuse at the nuremberg trials were "we were just following orders" this app is the antithesis of the slow fall into fascism our country is now seeing. goldman sachs controls the SEC monsanto runs the FDA and GE runs the energy commision. and we have a government police force the department of homeland security and we have janet napolitano in wal marts with messages of reporting "suspicious activity" to protect the homeland. what ever happened to protecting the constitution. and over the last 15 years it is being burned in front of our eyes. and this is just another lighter to add to the attempt. read the 4th amendment and remember that in america your are "innocent until proven guilty" for a reason.
...More
Very Eerie...

by Drew Janiszyn

This app is ironically the least patriotic app I've seen in the app store.

Posted: 12/14/2010 6:31:25 PM EDT

[#21]

Quoted:
Wow, I can be site staff in the real world too! Can I send people 'warnings" with it?

Aimless, you are fined one credit..................

Posted: 12/14/2010 6:33:30 PM EDT

[#22]

Quoted:
Hello? Yes, I would like to report a treasonous criminal...1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, Washington D.C.

What? Oh, Barry something...

That killed me.

Posted: 12/14/2010 6:35:49 PM EDT

[#23]

Great. As though there isn't enough bullshit to sift through already, now we have every nosy, nervous busybody with an iPhone tapping away.

Seriously, who the he'll is going to read all the crap this produces?

Posted: 12/14/2010 6:41:11 PM EDT

[#24]

Quoted:

Great. As though there isn't enough bullshit to sift through already, now we have every nosy, nervous busybody with an iPhone tapping away.

Seriously, who the he'll is going to read all the crap this produces?

Shaniqua Mutamisha Lafawnda Raphael Comiclean Diatonic Refridgerator Lashaneesha Requon Chandaleer NyQuil the third.

Posted: 12/14/2010 6:43:25 PM EDT

[#25]

how is that any different than calling 911 or the non-emergency number?

OMG111!!!BBQ!!!!!

Posted: 12/14/2010 6:44:59 PM EDT

[#26]

Yep. I knew it. iPhones are the key to creating the dystopian society of the future.

From the website:
"We leverage your existing Blackberry, Android or iPhone platform and drive compliance directly to your staff's mobile device. No manuals to find, nor forms to locate, no wasted time. "

Must be the device behind this new evil.

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Posted: 12/14/2010 6:46:10 PM EDT

[#27]

Some half assed programmer writes an app, that has nothing to do with any government agency.

Fools buy it.

Other fools see it as some sinister government plot.

Most folks say "thats retarded" and move on without spending .99 on it.

Posted: 12/14/2010 6:47:49 PM EDT

[#28]

I reported this thread to arfcom mods.

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Posted: 12/14/2010 6:49:09 PM EDT

[#29]

I caught a bit of this on the radio today. The people who put this together are all DHS, past or present.

Posted: 12/14/2010 6:52:10 PM EDT

[#30]

Does that app have options for different languages? Specifically newspeak?

Posted: 12/14/2010 6:55:08 PM EDT

[#31]

Quoted:
how is that any different than calling 911 or the non-emergency number?

OMG111!!!BBQ!!!!!

Difference is, when you call you are making an active, conscious effort to do so. You might be asked questions. This abomination you just have to press a few buttons and then you are done.

You probably won't call 911 for some kid listening to his stereo too loud because you know you will sound like an idiot. With an app like this that deterrent is removed.

Posted: 12/14/2010 6:58:03 PM EDT

[#32]

<<<<<<<<<<< Waiting for the BANHAMMER app

Posted: 12/14/2010 6:58:05 PM EDT

[#33]

Quoted:
I caught a bit of this on the radio today. The people who put this together are all DHS, past or present.

That makes sense. The language on the website very similar to that used in government regulations and I was wondering if they copied the language style or if they were current/former .gov employees.

Posted: 12/14/2010 7:03:04 PM EDT

[#34]

Quoted:

Quoted:

I caught a bit of this on the radio today. The people who put this together are all DHS, past or present.

That makes sense. The language on the website very similar to that used in government regulations and I was wondering if they copied the language style or if they were current/former .gov employees.

result of a government contract perhaps?

Posted: 12/14/2010 7:10:35 PM EDT

[#35]

Doubleplus ungood.

Posted: 12/14/2010 7:13:28 PM EDT

[#36]

Quoted:

Quoted:

I caught a bit of this on the radio today. The people who put this together are all DHS, past or present.

That makes sense. The language on the website very similar to that used in government regulations and I was wondering if they copied the language style or if they were current/former .gov employees.

result of a government contract perhaps?

I heard no mention of a government contract. Their website doesn't look very government associated.

Posted: 12/14/2010 7:16:42 PM EDT

[#37]

Quoted:
Wow, I can be site staff in the real world too! Can I send people 'warnings" with it?

Possibly.... but be careful wielding the ban hammer around though!
-SS

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Posted: 12/14/2010 7:17:09 PM EDT

[#38]

Quoted:

Quoted:
I caught a bit of this on the radio today. The people who put this together are all DHS, past or present.

That makes sense. The language on the website very similar to that used in government regulations and I was wondering if they copied the language style or if they were current/former .gov employees.

result of a government contract perhaps?

No, just some folks trying to look like they are government related to dupe folks into buying from them, or hire them to make software for a local municipality.

Their bios all allude to "background" with government agencies- when folks claim "background with" that usually means "I worked next door to" or some other weak ass connection.

Posted: 12/14/2010 7:18:35 PM EDT

[#39]

Quoted:

Quoted:
I caught a bit of this on the radio today. The people who put this together are all DHS, past or present.

That makes sense. The language on the website very similar to that used in government regulations and I was wondering if they copied the language style or if they were current/former .gov employees.

result of a government contract perhaps?

I'd be surprised by a contract, but not by some grant. I would also like to revise my statement that the website reads like .gov regulations. Only some of it does. The rest reads like some useless fluffy feel good mission statement that doesn't actually say anything. That, and I saw the word "empowers" on the website. The only times that I will use that word are when I am quoting somebody, when I am making fun of the hippies that use it, or if I want to dupe the hippies that love it. But it does sound good in useless fluffy feel good mission statements.

Posted: 12/14/2010 7:19:47 PM EDT

[#40]

Already on board.

This is gonna make it better for everyone, and ARFCOM is a great place to prospect for concerning activity.

Posted: 12/14/2010 7:20:16 PM EDT

[#41]

Damn. Just if I had an Iphone, I'd have something to download!!!!

Posted: 12/14/2010 7:20:49 PM EDT

[#42]

I was hoping this was fake. I'm only mildly surprised it's not.

Posted: 12/14/2010 7:21:02 PM EDT

[#43]

Quoted:

I hope this is a fucking joke or parody.

Not in the least.

Socialism requires social police.

Posted: 12/14/2010 7:24:19 PM EDT

[#44]

INDIALANTIC, Fla., Sept. 2 /PRNewswire/ –– Citizen Concepts announces the launch of PatriotApp™, the world's first iPhone application that empowers citizens to assist government agencies in creating safer, cleaner, and more efficient communities via social networking and mobile technology. This app was founded on the belief that citizens can provide the most sophisticated and broad network of eyes and ears necessary to prevent terrorism, crime, environmental negligence, or other malicious behavior.

From their Blaaaaaag.

More efficient communities? Don't forget to stop off at Equlibrium to get your dose of Prozium

Posted: 12/14/2010 7:29:54 PM EDT

[#45]

Quoted:

INDIALANTIC, Fla., Sept. 2 /PRNewswire/ –– Citizen Concepts announces the launch of PatriotApp™, the world's first iPhone application that empowers citizens to assist government agencies in creating safer, cleaner, and more efficient communities via social networking and mobile technology. This app was founded on the belief that citizens can provide the most sophisticated and broad network of eyes and ears necessary to prevent terrorism, crime, environmental negligence, or other malicious behavior.

From their Blaaaaaag.

More efficient communities? Don't forget to stop off at Equlibrium to get your dose of Prozium

Its a couple of programmers who want to develop in-house smart phone apps for schools systems and local governments.

They are trying to act like they are government related, or have contracts, to impress potential customers.

Posted: 12/14/2010 7:33:13 PM EDT

[#46]

So...basically...iPhone just created the Stasi network...

Posted: 12/14/2010 7:35:55 PM EDT

[#47]

I think you are all missing the possibilities here. I say we all get it and report shit like the dirtbags buying beer with cash and food with lonestar (or whatever your local, non embarrassing term is). Everything. Just overload it till it crashes.

Posted: 12/14/2010 7:36:37 PM EDT

[#48]

Quoted:

INDIALANTIC, Fla., Sept. 2 /PRNewswire/ –– Citizen Concepts announces the launch of PatriotApp™, the world's first iPhone application that empowers citizens to assist government agencies in creating safer, cleaner, and more efficient communities via social networking and mobile technology. This app was founded on the belief that citizens can provide the most sophisticated and broad network of eyes and ears necessary to prevent terrorism, crime, environmental negligence, or other malicious behavior.

From their Blaaaaaag.

More efficient communities? Don't forget to stop off at Equlibrium to get your dose of Prozium

Its a couple of programmers who want to develop in-house smart phone apps for schools systems and local governments.

They are trying to act like they are government related, or have contracts, to impress potential customers.

I'm not balking at whether or not this was a government sponsored app, I'm balking at the ideas that the people there have about how communities should operate.

Posted: 12/14/2010 7:39:18 PM EDT

[#49]

Your all reported!

Posted: 12/14/2010 8:03:39 PM EDT

[#50]

Quoted:
I think you are all missing the possibilities here. I say we all get it and report shit like the dirtbags buying beer with cash and food with lonestar (or whatever your local, non embarrassing term is). Everything. Just overload it till it crashes.

This would be funny. Or report a bunch of posts while trolling the DU forum.

-SS

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