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Posted: 11/1/2009 6:30:28 PM EST
From 1,200 thread count white sheets that say "do NOT bleach" "COLD water only".

I've tried bleach, hot water, RIT (both "Rust" and for "Whites Only")

And this is how it happened.


First it was like...

Then I was like...

Then we were like...

Then I was like...

But I never...

I woke up and was like... +

So I said...




That's my story and I'm stickin' to it.
Link Posted: 11/1/2009 6:32:08 PM EST
Hydrogen peroxide.
Link Posted: 11/1/2009 6:32:25 PM EST
Meat tenderizer. My aunt was an ER nurse for 30 years. Hospitals buy it by the gallon.
Link Posted: 11/1/2009 6:33:36 PM EST
Originally Posted By JA_Magnum:
Hydrogen peroxide.


This, and cold water is better for blood anyways
Link Posted: 11/1/2009 6:34:03 PM EST
The old wive's tale is to let the fabric soak in milk, as the proteins in milk some how attack the blood. I don't know what type of milk is better, but that's what I've been told.

Also, once you've dried a piece of fabric/cloth, the stain is pretty much set. Do everything that you're going to do before drying.

Chris
Link Posted: 11/1/2009 6:35:51 PM EST
Originally Posted By ChrisGarrett:
The old wive's tale is to let the fabric soak in milk, as the proteins in milk some how attack the blood. I don't know what type of milk is better, but that's what I've been told.

Also, once you've dried a piece of fabric/cloth, the stain is pretty much set. Do everything that you're going to do before drying.

Chris



Funk. I dried it too. Maybe some white out or spray paint?


Duracoat?

Link Posted: 11/1/2009 6:36:43 PM EST
Originally Posted By redoubt:
Meat tenderizer. My aunt was an ER nurse for 30 years. Hospitals buy it by the gallon.



The bleeder is an ICU nurse. I should ask her.
Link Posted: 11/1/2009 6:40:22 PM EST
I followed your story right up until the snorkel...
Link Posted: 11/1/2009 6:46:15 PM EST
[Last Edit: 11/1/2009 6:46:38 PM EST by fishkiller98579]

Originally Posted By Wehrmacht_Sniper:
I followed your story right up until the snorkel...



He didnt dive, or he would have had a bloody nose
Link Posted: 11/1/2009 7:20:08 PM EST
Originally Posted By Wehrmacht_Sniper:
I followed your story right up until the snorkel...


Diver Down.
Link Posted: 11/1/2009 8:23:51 PM EST
Had copious amounts of blood on my sheets 2 or 3 times this year, cold water in the morning took care of it!

Got some on my chin one of those times too...
Link Posted: 11/1/2009 8:29:20 PM EST
You're supposed to burn the sheets with the body.

Don't create a crime scene. Burn it all and eat whatever remains.
Link Posted: 11/1/2009 8:33:37 PM EST
Arfcom taught me how to clean the blood off a cheerleaders uniform. Sheets are easy.
Link Posted: 11/1/2009 8:41:02 PM EST
Use cheaper sheets next time. Then you just wrap the dead hooker in them and drive her out to the desert where your pre-dug hole is waiting.
Link Posted: 11/1/2009 9:18:26 PM EST
burn them.

Buy new ones in a neighboring town.

Pay with cash.

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