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Posted: 9/16/2005 12:42:51 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/16/2005 12:52:28 AM EDT by Charging_Handle]
www.seizureandy.com/stuff/guts.html

Unreal.

It's amazing that with so much stupidity, that life expectancy for men averages around 72 years of age. LOL.

Edited to add, this is not something you want to let your kids read...unless of course you have a 13 year old son. Then perhaps it will save him from a similar fate. LOL.
Link Posted: 9/16/2005 12:54:27 AM EDT
I don't want to know how you found that.
Link Posted: 9/16/2005 1:01:48 AM EDT

Originally Posted By 2A373:
I don't want to know how you found that.



Never fear, it was a link provided in a chat room. It wasn't something I actually went in search of. LOL. Hell, I am not sure what combination of words you'd need to type into google to find such a thing anyway.
Link Posted: 9/16/2005 1:03:06 AM EDT
Oh My and I thought I had trouble. I difinately believe I need to supervise my teenage son better...or maybe I dont?

Patty
Link Posted: 9/16/2005 1:05:48 AM EDT

Originally Posted By pattymcn:
Oh My and I thought I had trouble. I difinately believe I need to supervise my teenage son better...or maybe I dont?

Patty





I don't yet have kids, but after reading that, I hope that when I do have kids, the means is available to freeze them somehow (like Buck Rogers) when they turn 13, then allow you to release them once they turn 21. That could greatly make life easier for the parent. LOL.
Link Posted: 9/16/2005 1:07:37 AM EDT
that sucked.

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Link Posted: 9/16/2005 1:09:18 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Charging_Handle:

Originally Posted By pattymcn:
Oh My and I thought I had trouble. I difinately believe I need to supervise my teenage son better...or maybe I dont?

Patty





I don't yet have kids, but after reading that, I hope that when I do have kids, the means is available to freeze them somehow (like Buck Rogers) when they turn 13, then allow you to release them once they turn 21. That could greatly make life easier for the parent. LOL.



lol boys are easier than girls [so far]. I like the freezing idea. I just hope the poor boy doesn't go blind. I think I can swing for glasses though. Patty
Link Posted: 9/16/2005 1:29:40 AM EDT
OMFG!

ROFLMAO!

I gotta send that to a buddy!
Link Posted: 9/16/2005 1:38:59 AM EDT
Is this true?
Link Posted: 9/16/2005 1:41:50 AM EDT
You know I was thirteen a couple years ago and I never got my intestines sucked out of my ass.


Must be an East Coast thing.
Link Posted: 9/16/2005 1:47:26 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/16/2005 1:49:14 AM EDT by PromptCritical]
Liked Fight Club better.

Chuck Palahniuk lives in Portland, OR. This town is full of twisted motherfuckers.

Link Posted: 9/16/2005 1:48:59 AM EDT
Chuck Palahniuk

Gayer than say....Christmas????

Also wrote the book Fight Club.
Link Posted: 9/16/2005 1:49:04 AM EDT

Originally Posted By BigB1129:
Is this true?



In a way, I hope that it is. The only thing worse than actually having something like this happen is to actually dream up such a story that isn't real. Either way, he's a seriously sick bastard.
Link Posted: 9/16/2005 1:55:23 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Charging_Handle:

Originally Posted By BigB1129:
Is this true?



In a way, I hope that it is. The only thing worse than actually having something like this happen is to actually dream up such a story that isn't real. Either way, he's a seriously sick bastard.



Yea I dont think you could make something like this up.
Link Posted: 9/16/2005 2:08:38 AM EDT
Dear LORD
Link Posted: 9/16/2005 2:58:54 AM EDT
ahh comeon if its true he's ahero,,a survivor look atthe shear detrimination to live,, he ate his own asshole to survive,, who here would do that..... what a fuckin mess... man what the hell do these kids think of lol
Link Posted: 9/16/2005 3:28:33 AM EDT
Is that possible? We need a medical opinion. Where's ARDOC?
Link Posted: 9/16/2005 3:38:55 AM EDT
Link Posted: 9/16/2005 4:02:31 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Rodent:
Is that possible? We need a medical opinion. Where's ARDOC?



Yeah, we need an MD's input. I'm a trained EMT, but this goes well beyond my level of expertise. LOL.
Link Posted: 9/16/2005 5:03:46 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Rodent:
Is that possible? We need a medical opinion. Where's ARDOC?



There is a Chinese herbal medicine procedure for hemorrhoids that is somewhat similar.
1. Prepare bamboo tube with knotted fresh goat intestine on the tube’s end.
(makes a kind of balloon on a straw)
2. Insert device in to the patient’s back door, then inflate.
3. Pull out device and hopefully the intestine will come out, too.
4. Apply medicine to hemorrhoids, and then push tube and intestines back in.

One can only pull out about 5 inches though.

For the record I have never done, recived, or seen this treatment
Link Posted: 9/16/2005 5:13:45 AM EDT
Side story... a kid that grew up in my neighborhood was busted out in his parent's camper doing the carrot trick... only it was a cucumber.
Link Posted: 9/16/2005 5:15:01 AM EDT
Like a train wreck - its hard to avert your eyes once its started....
Link Posted: 9/16/2005 5:34:44 AM EDT

That

is

the

most
­
disturbing

thing

I

e­ver

read.


Oh my God...
Link Posted: 9/16/2005 5:41:15 AM EDT

Originally Posted By CWO:
Like a train wreck - its hard to avert your eyes once its started....



not for me! I kinda lost interest very early on...don't need to be thinking about ANYTHING going up a 13 year old boy's butt. I'm sure it's amusing, but the mental imagery just ain't working for me.
Link Posted: 9/16/2005 5:48:37 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Rodent:
Is that possible? We need a medical opinion. Where's ARDOC?


Very possible that it is true. There is a photo of a guy who blew out his large intestine while weight lifting . There are also cases of where small kids get stuck to the suction holes and have the stomach and stuff messed up.
Link Posted: 9/16/2005 5:51:18 AM EDT
that was sick
Link Posted: 9/16/2005 5:53:29 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/16/2005 5:54:09 AM EDT by VoodooChile]
One of my wife's girlfriends had an anal prolapse (I'm sure it wasn't THAT bad) after she gave birth to her kid last year.Funny you don't imagine this happening to wealthy, good looking, educated people.

BTW.. that was a great read
Link Posted: 9/16/2005 6:04:17 AM EDT
!!!!!!!!!!!
Link Posted: 9/16/2005 6:05:55 AM EDT

Originally Posted By CWO:
Like a train wreck - its hard to avert your eyes once its started....



+1

These are memories I do not need.
Link Posted: 9/16/2005 6:09:14 AM EDT
Well, I don't want breakfast anymore. Does anyone want my sausage links and runny fried eggs?
Link Posted: 9/16/2005 7:26:09 AM EDT

Originally Posted By p331083:

Originally Posted By Rodent:
Is that possible? We need a medical opinion. Where's ARDOC?


Very possible that it is true. There is a photo of a guy who blew out his large intestine while weight lifting . There are also cases of where small kids get stuck to the suction holes and have the stomach and stuff messed up.



SNOPES is your friend
Link Posted: 9/16/2005 7:31:25 AM EDT

Originally Posted By ar15_rifleman:

SNOPES is your friend




AAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
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NSFW! NSFFW!
Link Posted: 9/16/2005 7:42:51 AM EDT
Welp, it looks like it's time for a nice hot steaming bowl of menudo.

AB
Link Posted: 9/16/2005 7:59:44 AM EDT
I can't believe I went throught that whole thing.
Link Posted: 9/16/2005 8:17:01 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/16/2005 8:17:22 AM EDT by VoodooChile]

Originally Posted By ar15_rifleman:

Originally Posted By p331083:

Originally Posted By Rodent:
Is that possible? We need a medical opinion. Where's ARDOC?


Very possible that it is true. There is a photo of a guy who blew out his large intestine while weight lifting . There are also cases of where small kids get stuck to the suction holes and have the stomach and stuff messed up.



SNOPES is your friend




Aww hell why did I click on that??!!
Link Posted: 9/16/2005 8:40:58 AM EDT
First it's the text link, and then I just had to click on the Snopes link....
Link Posted: 9/16/2005 8:47:09 AM EDT
Link Posted: 9/16/2005 11:39:27 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Rodent:
Is that possible? We need a medical opinion. Where's ARDOC?



I'm not a doctor, but I was a lifeguard in high school and college, and from my experience working in pools, cleaning pool drains, etc. I can tell you that a pool drain does not have that much suction power. I spent plenty of time diving down to the bottom and sticking my hands in pool drains cleaning out leaves and other crap that get's lodged in them and I never got stuck or felt enough suction that i would think anyone could get stuck no matter how he or she was ...positioned...on the drain inlet.

I did however hear the urban legend about this happeneing to a little kid in the baby pool many times. I've just never heard or read the story with as much detail as this guy put into it. Funny as hell, but definitely twisted that he thinks up this stuff.
Link Posted: 9/16/2005 11:50:21 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/16/2005 11:56:55 AM EDT by bloodmoon]
Thats the author of fight club and choak. Chucks work is both funny and really evil. I think that is some material from his latest book. If you think thats disturbing try reading fight club and choak.
Chucks a good author he just suffers from a slight case of insanity
Link Posted: 9/16/2005 11:56:06 AM EDT
crazy imagination
Link Posted: 9/16/2005 12:03:41 PM EDT
What does his sister getting pregnant have to do with anything?

I just don't buy it.
Link Posted: 9/16/2005 12:11:58 PM EDT
That's why pool snow have to have 2 drains, so if you cover one, the other can make up for it without sucking your guts out.
Happened to a little girl in a wading pool years ago....
Link Posted: 9/16/2005 12:14:04 PM EDT
That is going out in a mailing list from me


that was soo damned funny


Reminds me of a freind in Highschool who stuck his dick in the blower of his parent's hot tub, it was not hard when he stuck it in, the water made it hard, then he could not get it out


I still remind him of that every so often....
Link Posted: 9/16/2005 12:16:37 PM EDT

Originally Posted By daisywench:
What does his sister getting pregnant have to do with anything?

I just don't buy it.

Its from a story by chuck. He is the author of fight club.
Link Posted: 9/16/2005 1:12:26 PM EDT
The pool drain business is possible. I was working in a hospital (many moons ago) when a 3 year old was brought in with this exact injury from a wading pool drain. The mother had removed the childs diaper and he got stuck on the drain. He didn't survive.

This LINK is not the one from above. It is just one I found in a quick Google search.
Link Posted: 9/16/2005 1:18:33 PM EDT
That is fucked up.
Link Posted: 9/16/2005 1:28:38 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/16/2005 1:37:05 PM EDT
So do I have this right?

Some dude shoved a veggi up his cornhole.

Some dude put some wax in his peter

Some fag put his bung hole on a suction pump and sucked himself out.


Is that the jist of it?
Link Posted: 9/16/2005 1:43:27 PM EDT
This story was printed in Playboy a few years back. Methinks it is fiction.
Link Posted: 9/16/2005 1:45:54 PM EDT
HEHEHE

"That used to be my worst fear in the world: my teenage virgin sister, think¬ing she's just getting fat, then giving birth to a two-headed, retard baby. Both heads looking just like me. Me, the father and the uncle. In the end, it's never what you worry about that gets you."
Link Posted: 9/16/2005 1:54:32 PM EDT

Originally Posted By daisywench:
What does his sister getting pregnant have to do with anything?

I just don't buy it.



Sperm floating around....sister swimming....getting pregnant...getting close?
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