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Posted: 3/6/2002 8:19:28 PM EDT
Ok, my friend recently applied for his FFL and things seem to be going very well so far. The time has come for him to choose a name for his new business. I wasn't able to suggest any names but I did give him a few names to avoid. Here's mine: "The Che Guevara Memorial Gun Shop" Anyone else?
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Spray & Pray Inc. ColtShorty GOA KABA COA JPFO SAF NRA "I won't be wronged, I won't be insulted and I won't be laid a hand on. I don't do these things to other people and I require the same from them."
Link Posted: 3/7/2002 6:05:42 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/7/2002 6:09:01 AM EDT by monkeyman]
Gun shop names to avoid: Columbine Arms Al Quida Gun Shop Whack Em'and Stack Em' Arms Bullets R' Us Natural Born Killers ATF Sucks Killing Toys for Boys Lunatic Arms Militia Guns and Accessories Osama's Gun Shop
Link Posted: 3/7/2002 6:21:28 AM EDT
armed and dangerous the combat zone heavy ordinance gang members warehouse slaughter house .45
Link Posted: 3/7/2002 6:49:15 AM EDT
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Kill 'Em 'N Grill 'Em Sports Revenge Inc. Goin' Postal Mucko's Guns Axe 2 Grind Gunworks
Link Posted: 3/7/2002 7:01:07 AM EDT
Dirty Eddie's Guns, Porn and Liquor: No I.D.? No promblem!
Link Posted: 3/7/2002 7:21:33 AM EDT
The Lone Gunman Firearm Co. or my favorite: EricTheHunzGunz That ought to get a visit from the ATF! Eric The(IfTheyReallyKnewMe)Hun[>]:)]
Link Posted: 3/7/2002 7:24:49 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/7/2002 7:28:32 AM EDT by garandman]
Bannana Republic Arms Guns 4 Drugs Swap Shop Guns 4 Young 'Uns Hostage Takers, Inc. The Voices in My Head, Inc. Ruby Ridge Arms Waco Armory Bustin' Caps Jayson Williams Shotguns and More The Dallas Cowboys I'm DONE Talking, Inc. Hunters and Killers Mall Ninja Arms
Link Posted: 3/7/2002 7:29:24 AM EDT
Psycho Sam's Arms Emporium Jimmy "Have you seen what a .357 can do to a fed's face?" Bob's Gunz Weaponry, Inc. and Youth After-School Center
Link Posted: 3/7/2002 7:33:38 AM EDT
I always wanted to open a shop selling all the non-gun stuff the gun shops around here don't stock much of. You know, reloading components, powder, primers, holsters, scopes, slings, etc. I'd call it "Accessories After the Fact" [:D]
Link Posted: 3/7/2002 7:35:59 AM EDT
"Moody Loner Glen's Murderous Assault Weapons"
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Toys for Tots Gunrunners, Inc. Target (Oops!) Illegal Al's Matt's Massacre Center Bob's Blowout
Link Posted: 3/7/2002 7:41:32 AM EDT
10) Machineguns, dirks and daggers 9) We tag ‘em you bag ‘em 8) Law don’t go around here! 7) Home of the Black Talon cartridge 6) NFA, NF-shmay 5) ATFsmack 4) Ted Nugent’s wall of slaughter 3) Streetsweeper’s paradise 2) Class 3 mayhem 1) Sawed-off super store!
Link Posted: 3/7/2002 7:43:30 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Waldo: I was always partial to the one from the Simpsons,, Bloodbath and Beyond... [%|]
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God, I'm glad I wasn't sipping a drink when I read that! ROFLMAO! Damn, but I love the Simpsons. No respect for anybody.
Link Posted: 3/7/2002 7:49:12 AM EDT
I Hear Voices, Inc... What? The Smell of Napalm in the Morning, Inc. Bang, Bang, Maxwell's Silver 1911 Tim's Fertilizer, Fuel Oil, and Gunz Whackers n Packers
Link Posted: 3/7/2002 7:50:38 AM EDT
We be gats 'n shit Murder, Inc. Tupac's Toybox Downtown Saturday Night Hot Throbbing Iron (a class 3 dealership)
Link Posted: 3/7/2002 7:53:11 AM EDT
Put it next to a church and call it "Guns for Nuns Inc." Robby
Link Posted: 3/7/2002 8:14:50 AM EDT
Gangsta's Supply Shop, Indoor Range, and Bar (Drink a 40 while shooting one, too!) Drive-by Supply Crazy Eddie's Guns, Landmines, and Booby Traps Jimmy Ray's Shootin' Irons n' Stuff ("We'll treat you like a King!") (Think about that one for a minute...[BD]) Black Helicopter Society Tommy's Guns and Tinfoil Hats Colonel Khadaffi's Bomb in a Bucket guns and supply store Handgun Control, My Ass! Sarah Brady's Worst Nightmares Sold Here Urban Combat Supply Freddie's Full Auto Funhouse Postal Supply Co. Personal Nuclear Weapons, Incorporated Vincent's House of Violence Headshot Gun Shop "Sniper Supplies and Stuff" Dirty Harry's Handguns and Hard Liquor Bloodtrail Armament Co. Thrill Kill Gunnery Shop Deadly Weapons Company Bob's Bombs and Stuff Danny's Dynamite and Blasting Supplies Hugh's Human Hunting Supplies CJ
Link Posted: 3/7/2002 8:48:53 AM EDT
Bitchin' Automatic Type Firearms Boyd's Anti-Terrorist Funhouse Burning Ammo Terrifically Fast Bureau of All Terrible Firearms
Link Posted: 3/7/2002 9:05:15 AM EDT
The Bullet Hole The 99Cent GunStore Guns4Less Fun Guns Auto Sears Center
Link Posted: 3/7/2002 9:12:24 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/7/2002 9:13:56 AM EDT by Kaliburz]
Hummm..... give this a go.... Whisper, Inc Payless Arms, Inc. Big Bore, Inc Knight Specials, Inc. Twin Towers, Inc. A&P Ammo, LLC
Link Posted: 3/7/2002 9:13:17 AM EDT
House of Evil
Link Posted: 3/7/2002 9:13:58 AM EDT
"VOTIN' FROM THE ROOFTOPS FAMILY FUN CENTER"
Link Posted: 3/7/2002 9:18:34 AM EDT
SHTF Emporium - your one-stop source for doomsday supplies
Link Posted: 3/7/2002 9:19:54 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/7/2002 9:20:33 AM EDT by The_Macallan]
Castle Plastique Adult Emporium Tommy's Hideaway NICK'S NO NICS GUNS Leo's Gun Drop Booze-N-Booms Bar & Range
Link Posted: 3/7/2002 9:29:28 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/7/2002 9:39:20 AM EDT by Renamed]
Under the Table Guns Trenchcoat Mafia Warehouse Dirtbag's Paradise Apocalypse Supply Koresh & Sons Bunker of Bargains Gangsta Gats Two Men and a Truckload of Ordnance FAL-Mart Unsafeway Gunz-R-Us - Your Saturday Night Specialists! Victoria's Secret Weapons Lee Harvey Oswald's - Where the Elite Meet to Put Heat on the Street
Link Posted: 3/7/2002 9:37:09 AM EDT
Actually, I was considering Guns 'R Us as the business name when I eventually apply for an FFL. 1) Sarah Brady Can Kiss My Ass Guns 2) The Law Doesn't Apply To Us Guns 3) Osama's Favorite Gun Shop 4) Bubba's Pawn & Gun 5) The Artillery Barn 6) AK-47 Emporium 7) From My Cold Dead Hands Gun Shop 8) Register My Ass Gun Shop 9) FFL. What is an FFL Gun Shop 10) Branch Dividian's Revenge Gun Shop 11) Lon Horiuochi Should Die Gun Shop 12) Protect Your Compound Guns 13) Machine Gun Depot 14) Crypt Guns 15) Blood Guns 16) Victor Charley Gun Shop 17) Taliban Arms 18) Al Qaeda Arms 19) Sadaam Hussein's Insane Gun Shop 20) Qaddafi's Wacky Guns 21) Hizzbollah/Ebola Arms 22) Bio Weapons 'R Us 23) Anthrax Guns 24) Anthrax Depot 25) Black Plague Guns 26) Johnny Jihad's Guns 26) Wage War Against The Infidels Gun Shop 27) Guns, Drugs, and Porn 28) Guns For The Children 29) Arm The Students Gun Shop 30) A Gun In Every Classroom Gun Shop 31) A Gun On Every Airplane Gun Shop
Link Posted: 3/7/2002 9:40:24 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 3/7/2002 9:42:10 AM EDT
Fuckin' Liberals Guns and Accessories
Link Posted: 3/7/2002 9:47:59 AM EDT
"Y'all Can Kiss My Ass, I Don't Need No Coolin' Off Period" Guns and Ammo. I'm not antisocial, I just don't like YOU, Guns. Guns for God Gin and Barrett - (Gun store and bar)
Link Posted: 3/7/2002 9:48:34 AM EDT
How about a beach motiff.... SUN "N" GUNS
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Exit Wounds
Link Posted: 3/7/2002 10:28:28 AM EDT
Bart's Burpguns & Bangalores
Link Posted: 3/7/2002 10:56:16 AM EDT
KBs R Us. Kharn
Link Posted: 3/7/2002 10:56:46 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Waldo: I was always partial to the one from the Simpsons,, Bloodbath and Beyond... [%|]
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Right On! How about "40s and Nines"? Think that was from 'Don't be a Menace'.
Link Posted: 3/7/2002 11:09:11 AM EDT
Wholesale Death & Destruction Ryan's Serial-Number-Free Guns Clusterbombs, Etc. Russian Roulette's Playa's Gat-Shack
Link Posted: 3/7/2002 12:26:33 PM EDT
Originally Posted By cmjohnson: Colonel Khadaffi's Bomb in a Bucket guns and supply store
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hmm do u have that robin williams show? ;) Come on down to Colonel Khadaffi's Bomb in a Bucket! come on down, bring the kids get a free grenade!
Link Posted: 3/7/2002 12:51:43 PM EDT
I'm glad somebody caught that reference! [:D] By the way, Robin Williams has a new movie, directed by nutty Danny DeVito (Directed The War of The Roses and Throw Momma From the Train, among other things), where Williams plays a nutcase. It looks like it's going to be a sidesplitter. I can't remember the name of it, though. I'll be there. CJ
Link Posted: 3/7/2002 1:19:06 PM EDT
The new Robin Williams movie is called(I'm not making this up) "Death to Smoochy", with Edward Norton, from "Fight Club". And yes, '40's and 9's' was from "Don't be a Menace" Taxi Driver Arms (Gets the Travis Bickle Seal of Approval!) M16's 'n' More! Smoked Pork: Fine Firearms for the Discriminating Gangster "Freedom Fighter" Weapons and Accessories Third Reich Arms (Come in with a shaved head, get a box of ammo FREE!) The Killing Fields Zed's Guns (Zed's dead, baby) Mugger's Choice Bubba's Warehouse of Death Smoke 'em if You Gotta Ehh, that's all i got for now. And "Gun, Drugs and Porn"? Come on! That's not a bad name for a gun shop, that's my one stop shop for the weekend!
Link Posted: 3/7/2002 1:46:23 PM EDT
Gangsta's paradise
Link Posted: 3/7/2002 1:47:15 PM EDT
Originally Posted By DarkHelmet: If I were to ever open a gun shop.... I think I would call it... "The Grassy Knoll" [:D]
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Damn! Beat me to it. Ok, how about: The Book Depository Straw Man Firearms Bazooka Hut 19-Eleven (Slurpies AND guns!) Bayside Institute for the Criminally Insane Gun Shop
Link Posted: 3/7/2002 1:52:43 PM EDT
What could be wrong with... Hangun outta Control, Inc. Sniper's Supply Psycho's Shooting Supply Phil's Pills and Kills, your complete pharmacy and firearms supply shop. Final Solution Guns and Ammo, home of the one bullet purchase plan. Suicidal Shooter's Choice Shotguns and Shotnuns
Link Posted: 3/7/2002 2:02:53 PM EDT
Pigstickers
Link Posted: 3/7/2002 2:13:55 PM EDT
Link Posted: 3/7/2002 2:15:07 PM EDT
Originally Posted By ph119: Goin' Postal
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That would be a downright AWESOME name if you had a combination gun store/Mail Boxes, Etc. place. [:D]
Link Posted: 3/7/2002 6:06:40 PM EDT
Dropped Once, Inc.
Link Posted: 3/7/2002 6:34:00 PM EDT
"The Cyclic Shop"
Link Posted: 3/7/2002 6:37:02 PM EDT
Slugs and Drugs for Thugs Columbine Trench Coat and Gun Shop Urban Terminator Arsenal Supply Deathsticks, inc. Ash's Boomsticks and Chainsaws John Gotti's Wholesale Contracts and Used Murder Weapons Jeffrey Dahmer's House of Chop and Sex Shop (Since we are going for tasteless/inadvisable titles, I'll post the next one, but be warned, it's VILE.) Hitler's Heavy Weapons, Holocaust and Bakery Supply (Told ya!) [%|] ...that's enough for now... CJ
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