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Posted: 6/7/2014 7:30:00 PM EDT
Can we try to not get this one locked, gentlemen? And NO I am not posting a link, not even a cold one (eww!). You basement-dwelling horndogs can find it on your own.

While it's not my thing (a little too close to necrophilia for my tastes ), I have to confess to being sort of curious. Has anyone ever gotten a chance to feel (or more) one of these things? They put gel implants in the breasts/behinds, but I understand they aren't heated (hence the necrophilia ). And at the price of a good used car, I'm certainly not buying one just to experiment on (and I understand they don't sell used ones... if you even wanted such a thing ). Howard Stern apparently tried one and declared it the closest thing to a real woman.

They do have male ones, so all the gay marriage supporters can have a fabulous time, too. And if you're really strapped for cash, they have just torsos (amputee freaks? ). And for the absolute tops in creepyness, you can get various Wicked porn actresses (don't think I'd want my likenesses floating around out there, being fucked by various unwashed, pimply mouth-breathers with bad breath ).

So, anyone actually seen one of these things in the "flesh"? Or do you know anyone who has one? For me, not interested until they have the Cherry 2000 model. Like Gollum likes his rabbits, I like 'em "alive & wigglin'!"



Link Posted: 6/7/2014 7:31:53 PM EDT
I'd hit it.
Link Posted: 6/7/2014 7:33:20 PM EDT
IBTL
Link Posted: 6/7/2014 7:36:35 PM EDT


Real live women out side of your basement. Find one.




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No "swimsuit or less", no links to websites of questionable repute.
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I had a family friend, who was a cop, and he pulled someone over one night for something like a dead tail-light. As he was walking up to the car he noticed the passenger had long, beautiful silky hair, and as he got closer she became more and more attractive. He realized something wasn't right though. She wasn't moving! He thought she might've been incapacitated/poisoned or dead, and then he realized she was a real doll. I guess the guy he pulled over was a fat, sloppy manlet in a station wagon.
Link Posted: 6/7/2014 7:45:37 PM EDT
For that much money, the dolls should be able to make sandwiches.

I would want to take one on a test ride first.
Link Posted: 6/7/2014 7:48:19 PM EDT
I was always wondering about creating a rent-a-doll program using those real dolls.

hmmmmm
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Link Posted: 6/7/2014 7:51:02 PM EDT
Tag for lelz
Link Posted: 6/7/2014 7:52:33 PM EDT
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Friend of mine tossed out the possibility of having a "whorehouse"... I think it'd be legal, too.
Link Posted: 6/7/2014 7:55:46 PM EDT
Hmmm. Those are very expensive.
Link Posted: 6/7/2014 8:00:06 PM EDT
Ugh, I just forgot about that documentary too.
Link Posted: 6/7/2014 8:03:35 PM EDT
Yep, I've seen them "in the flesh" so to speak. At several Hollywood trade shows. The company got its start building realistic dummies for scenes when a falling/crashing body needed to behave and look like a body dynamically. The Real Doll thing just sort of happened.

OK, in person they look like a mannequin. Plastic-y. Skin does not have a "sheen" like people do. They are heavy. Not quite as heavy as a real person of that size but heavier than you would want to carry around a lot. Like 90 lbs maybe? (Heavier than my smallest GF and she was 104 or so) Skin has a creepy texture. No matter what they say, it is rubbery. But the general "feel" is pretty good in terms of density of a real body. Boobs are soft, legs are firm, etc.

The thing is, they are room temperature. Which I suspect is kind of shock if you are familiar with the real thing. If you are totally unfamiliar with the real thing, as I suspect many customers are, then it might not be a big deal...
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There's a documentary? *scurries off to Bing*
Link Posted: 6/7/2014 8:06:56 PM EDT
Cherry 2000. Great flick. Haven't seen it in years though.
Link Posted: 6/7/2014 8:07:29 PM EDT
So the only complaint is that they don't have a heater? Hang on let me check freepatentsonline, I am going to be rich.
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So the only complaint is that they don't have a heater? Hang on let me check freepatentsonline, I am going to be rich.
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Custom made heated blankets?

That's a million dollar idea!
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The company got its start building realistic dummies for scenes when a falling/crashing body needed to behave and look like a body dynamically. The Real Doll thing just sort of happened.
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Originally Posted By IDK:
The company got its start building realistic dummies for scenes when a falling/crashing body needed to behave and look like a body dynamically. The Real Doll thing just sort of happened.


Yeah, I can picture that conversation. "Say, are these dolls... correct?"

Originally Posted By IDK:
The thing is, they are room temperature. Which I suspect is kind of shock if you are familiar with the real thing. If you are totally unfamiliar with the real thing, as I suspect many customers are, then it might not be a big deal...


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Custom made heated blankets?

That's a million dollar idea!
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So the only complaint is that they don't have a heater? Hang on let me check freepatentsonline, I am going to be rich.


Custom made heated blankets?

That's a million dollar idea!


Yeah, I understand some users wrap their "girl" in an electric blanket for a while before "use".
Link Posted: 6/7/2014 8:18:14 PM EDT
So you're saying they don't talk?
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Not. One. Bit.
Link Posted: 6/7/2014 8:22:59 PM EDT
Group bang?

Crap. I mean gang buy?


Damn!



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Group buy?
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Friend of mine tossed out the possibility of having a "whorehouse"... I think it'd be legal, too.
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Originally Posted By KillerTux:
I was always wondering about creating a rent-a-doll program using those real dolls.

hmmmmm


Friend of mine tossed out the possibility of having a "whorehouse"... I think it'd be legal, too.




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Link Posted: 6/7/2014 8:25:30 PM EDT
OP, just remember that when her nose starts to run.. she's full.
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Gross.

Funny...


but gross.


But funny.
Link Posted: 6/7/2014 8:29:20 PM EDT
Even more fucked up... they make child/preteen Real Dolls too.
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Even more fucked up... they make child/preteen Real Dolls too.
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My daughter wants a baby one.. $400 for the low end ones.
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they made a documentary about it

ETA: Removed video per request
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Gross.

Funny...

but gross.

But funny.
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OP, just remember that when her nose starts to run.. she's full.


Gross.

Funny...

but gross.

But funny.


Talk about a Homer bucket!
Link Posted: 6/7/2014 8:38:35 PM EDT
As a huge proponent of "don't knock it til you try it," I'd fuck one. I would also fuck a cantaloupe so it would probably actually be a step up, to be honest.
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Last I heard, they wouldn't make those...
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I think a guy in Canada got sent to prison for having one.
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Do me a favor & delete that. Watching it now over on Youtube, it has NSFW stuff in it.
Link Posted: 6/7/2014 8:41:23 PM EDT
I've always wondered what you do with it if you didn't want it anymore? Put it in the trash can? Then the garbage men think its a dead body. Chop it up and throw it out? It's like getting rid of a real dead person. You don't wanna get caught.
Link Posted: 6/7/2014 8:42:12 PM EDT
Fleshlights are cheaper by a few thousand and change. Easier to hide as well.
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I've always wondered what you do with it if you didn't want it anymore? Put it in the trash can? Then the garbage men think its a dead body. Chop it up and throw it out? It's like getting rid of a real dead person. You don't wanna get caught.
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E-bay!
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Originally Posted By Lightning_P38:
Read my post earlier in this thread, I saw one several years ago. If I had to put an age to the appearance I would place it as around 12-14 years old.
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Originally Posted By LoginName:
Even more fucked up... they make child/preteen Real Dolls too.


Last I heard, they wouldn't make those...
Read my post earlier in this thread, I saw one several years ago. If I had to put an age to the appearance I would place it as around 12-14 years old.


If it keeps the pedo from real children, I'd say it's a win.

ETA: It's still disgusting though.
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Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?

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Last I heard, they wouldn't make those...
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Originally Posted By LoginName:
Even more fucked up... they make child/preteen Real Dolls too.


Last I heard, they wouldn't make those...


Maybe not the legit Real Doll company, but like anything else... there's always knock-offs, counterfeits, competitors based in foreign countries where laws (and company policies), regarding something like that are next to nonexistent.
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Maybe not the legit Real Doll company, but like anything else... there's always knock-offs, counterfeits, competitors based in foreign countries where laws (and company policies), regarding something like that are next to nonexistent.
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Originally Posted By LoginName:
Originally Posted By John_McClane:
Originally Posted By LoginName:
Even more fucked up... they make child/preteen Real Dolls too.


Last I heard, they wouldn't make those...


Maybe not the legit Real Doll company, but like anything else... there's always knock-offs, counterfeits, competitors based in foreign countries where laws (and company policies), regarding something like that are next to nonexistent.


Ah! That makes sense. If there is a demand (and apparently there is a HUGE one! ), someone will step in to create supply.
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My daughter wants a baby one.. $400 for the low end ones.
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Originally Posted By LoginName:
Even more fucked up... they make child/preteen Real Dolls too.


My daughter wants a baby one.. $400 for the low end ones.

Your daughter wants a baby sex doll?


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Yes.
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Originally Posted By Lightning_P38:
I am a cable guy. Several years ago I was on a call in a rather well heeled neighborhood, the sort of neighborhood we have here in the south where the houses are large, but not enormous, where the old money lives. Well, the house I had a service call at is one that has belonged to a certain family that has been prominent in the community since long before the Civil War.

I get to the house, the customer (a member of a very well known, very wealthy family) is complaining that his internet connection isn't working. I ask him to show me where the modem is, so I can check it out, and he leads me to the downstairs section of the house (houses here don't typically have basements, this is sort of a tri-level house). The room we are in is huge, and beautifully decorated, lots of intricately carved mahogany paneling, furniture older than our country, and a large desk. As I get close to the desk I spotted a teenage girl sitting on the desk, in a less than lady like fashion.

I went to set down in the chair at the center of the desk, and that is when I notice that the teenage girl is a fucking high end sex doll, dressed up in a cheerleader outfit complete with Bobbi socks and saddle shoes. The damned thing was very lifelike, sort of like a body in a funeral home with a very good staff. It was creepy as hell. I fixed the guys problem (had set his IP to static somehow) and got the fuck out of there as quickly as possible.

I am not sure what disturbed me the most, the fact that a prominent member of the local gentry was fucking a sex doll that cost more than both of my cars combined, or that the sex doll looked so much like a deceased underage girl.
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the words prominent gentry are synonymous for criminally perverted.
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creepy.
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Curling Iron
Link Posted: 6/7/2014 9:15:32 PM EDT
I remember years ago seeing a documentary with interviews with the owners of dolls and the company making them.

I thought it was strange then, and haven't changed my mind yet.
Link Posted: 6/7/2014 9:17:14 PM EDT
Newest model.





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