Reading this board makes me paranoid!!!

[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Reading this board makes me paranoid!!!

Posted: 11/2/2006 5:05:14 AM EDT

Title says it all. I find that I need to take 2 days off for each day I look at this place to keep my perspective on life clean.

How do you post whores walk outside without shooting up the neighborhood full of zombies?

Posted: 11/2/2006 5:06:13 AM EDT

[#1]

We do. It's just that we never leave any witnesses.

Posted: 11/2/2006 5:06:13 AM EDT

[#2]

Tinfoil. Lots of tinfoil.

Posted: 11/2/2006 5:10:13 AM EDT

[#3]

We know where you live. You're not paranoid, just realistic.

Posted: 11/2/2006 5:12:47 AM EDT

[#4]

No neighborhood to shoot up

Posted: 11/2/2006 5:14:03 AM EDT

[#5]

I have already killed all of the zombies.

Posted: 11/2/2006 5:15:03 AM EDT

[#6]

As the Boy Scout motto says... "Be prepared."

Look to New Orleans as an example. How many were ready?

Bigger question. Are you ready

Posted: 11/2/2006 5:19:04 AM EDT

[#7]

If you're not paranoid then you're not paying attention.

Posted: 11/2/2006 5:33:48 AM EDT

[#8]

sometimes WE THEY really are out to get you.

Posted: 11/2/2006 5:47:33 AM EDT

[#9]

Quoted:
As the Boy Scout motto says... "Be prepared."

Look to New Orleans as an example. How many were ready?

Bigger question. Are you ready

No. The REAL question here is, "Why is GeorgiaBII interested in why/when/how I shoot up my neighborhood?" Is he BATFE, FBI, Southern Poverty Law Center?

Posted: 11/2/2006 5:48:58 AM EDT

[#10]

If GD freaks you out, DO NOT visit the survival forum!

The men in white will cart you off in a straight jacket muttering about KI pills and radios and EMP and knives and shelters...

Posted: 11/2/2006 5:49:14 AM EDT

[#11]

Quoted:
Title says it all. I find that I need to take 2 days off for each day I look at this place to keep my perspective on life clean.

How do you post whores walk outside without shooting up the neighborhood full of zombies?

We have a good sense of reality?

Posted: 11/2/2006 5:56:18 AM EDT

[#12]

They live in denial. Even though they know damn well their girlfriends are cheating on them with those zombies, they're too hypmotized by love to dump them. Sad really. Next Maury: Zombie Paternity Tests! "Garsh Maury, she told me brains was easier for babies to eat cause they ain't got no teeth. She told me she hates zombies." Well, everyone on GD told you your girlfriend was boning a zombie but would you listen? Nooooo....

Posted: 11/2/2006 6:06:41 AM EDT

[#13]

Just because the average person doesnt think they are being targeted by the new world order, it doesnt mean that they arent.

Posted: 11/2/2006 6:20:40 AM EDT

[#14]

You're not paranoid. You're just starting to understand....................Now go buy some ammo. Always makes me feel better.

Posted: 11/2/2006 6:25:53 AM EDT

[#15]

Quoted:
If GD freaks you out, DO NOT visit the survival forum!

The men in white will cart you off in a straight jacket muttering about KI pills and radios and EMP and knives and shelters...

I looked/trolled in there one day. Came up for oxygen and bought 3k rds of ammo and was considering maxing the card on mountain house....

Only thing that stopped me was I couldn't leave my closet to get my wallet off the kitchen table.

Posted: 11/2/2006 6:27:19 AM EDT

[#16]

Quoted:
Title says it all. I find that I need to take 2 days off for each day I look at this place to keep my perspective on life clean.

How do you post whores walk outside without shooting up the neighborhood full of zombies?

always the sh!t starter, aren't you?

Posted: 11/2/2006 6:33:54 AM EDT

[#17]

Eat your enemies.

Posted: 11/2/2006 6:35:36 AM EDT

[#18]

Well, I don't consider myself a "post whore" (or any other kind of whore, FTM

), but I will simply answer by saying that I firmly believe that paranoia in small, realistic doses is a good and healthy thing. YMMV.

Posted: 11/2/2006 6:37:03 AM EDT

[#19]

Quoted:
You're not paranoid. You're just starting to understand....................Now go buy some ammo. Always makes me feel better.

Nice. I to go buy some more ammo thenf.

Posted: 11/2/2006 6:39:26 AM EDT

[#20]

I limit my visits to the Survival section

Posted: 11/2/2006 6:41:25 AM EDT

[#21]

By posting in this thread, you have angered the Cheney Hurricane Machine.

Posted: 11/2/2006 6:42:42 AM EDT

[#22]

Quoted:
Well, I don't consider myself a "post whore" (or any other kind of whore, FTM

), but I will simply answer by saying that I firmly believe that paranoia in small, realistic doses is a good and healthy thing. YMMV.

Good point. If you're not a little paranoid, you're complacent. Complacency leads to bad things.

Posted: 11/2/2006 6:49:04 AM EDT

[#23]

Kinda scary when your eyes start opening up and you really BEGIN to pay attention.

I also buy ammo, feels good

Posted: 11/2/2006 7:33:31 AM EDT

[#24]

Quoted:
Title says it all. I find that I need to take 2 days off for each day I look at this place to keep my perspective on life clean.

How do you post whores walk outside without shooting up the neighborhood full of zombies?

Who says they go outside?