Raising your kids on AR15.com

[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Raising your kids on AR15.com

Posted: 1/1/2003 8:23:16 AM EDT

Let's suppose your kids were educated on AR15.com - I mean everything; reading, writing, science & engineering, politics, personal relationships, duty, honor, responsibility, and so on (except learning to talk, duh).

How would they turn out as adults?

Posted: 1/1/2003 8:38:32 AM EDT

[#1]

Not like Imbroglio did.

Posted: 1/1/2003 8:45:20 AM EDT

[#2]

They would be "hitting" everything in sight, and have a strange amount of locks on hand.

Posted: 1/1/2003 8:47:47 AM EDT

[#3]

how about we designate Imbroglio the official Arfcom nanny?

mike

Posted: 1/1/2003 9:01:59 AM EDT

[#4]

Imbroglio:

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Posted: 1/1/2003 9:04:24 AM EDT

[#5]

They would think lose was spelled "loose"

They would have a strange compulsion to hoard little aluminum boxes with a horse on the bottom.

They would want to argue 9mm vs .45 and Bushmaster vs Armalite instead of who is cuter a Backstreet boy or a Nsync member.

If they saw anyone wearing MARPAT camo they would shout "SHOOT HIS NUTS OFF!"

They would insist on being called "HellSniper215" or"AMMOGIRL"instead of Billy or Susie.

And last but not least instead of asking "why is the sky blue?" or "Where do babies come from?" They would want to know "What kind of gun was that in HEAT?"

Posted: 1/1/2003 9:15:27 AM EDT

[#6]

They wouldn't know the fucking difference between there and they're.

Hey, where is that pet peeve thread?!?

But they would have TONS of otherwise useless knowledge!![;)]

ByteTheBullet (-:

Posted: 1/1/2003 9:27:10 AM EDT

[#7]

I figure they would grow up to be the most rightwinged politicians in the world, and have the vocabulary of a construction worker and a gunnery seargent. Also they would have unnatural cravings for Beef Jerky. Damn I want an AR15.COM kid already.

Posted: 1/1/2003 9:46:11 AM EDT

[#8]

Quoted:
They would think lose was spelled "loose"

They would have a strange compulsion to hoard little aluminum boxes with a horse on the bottom.

They would want to argue 9mm vs .45 and Bushmaster vs Armalite instead of who is cuter a Backstreet boy or a Nsync member.

If they saw anyone wearing MARPAT camo they would shout "SHOOT HIS NUTS OFF!"

They would insist on being called "HellSniper215" or"AMMOGIRL"instead of Billy or Susie.

And last but not least instead of asking "why is the sky blue?" or "Where do babies come from?" They would want to know "What kind of gun was that in HEAT?"

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LMAO!!! Now THAT'S damn funny!!!

Posted: 1/1/2003 10:01:49 AM EDT

[#9]

They'd wear "Tactical Gear" to school instead of a backpack.

When a teacher said "Lil Jonny, you bring that note up here right now" he'd probably say "Molon Labe"!

They wouldn't look at cats the same way as other people do. [;)]

They would be prone to flatulence (is that contagious?)

And they'd have the lowest crime rate of any neighborhood in America!

Posted: 1/1/2003 10:07:54 AM EDT

[#10]

Quoted:
When a teacher said "Lil Jonny, you bring that note up here right now" he'd probably say "Molon Labe"!

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LOL!
Well, there goes another keyboard. [:D]

Posted: 1/1/2003 10:08:36 AM EDT

[#11]

Hopefully they don't learn physics from us! I'm still confused from the "70 mph poodle" scenario yesterday!

Posted: 1/1/2003 11:21:16 AM EDT

[#12]

Go crawl back into your foil lined crib. [;)]

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