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9/22/2017 12:11:25 AM
Posted: 9/15/2005 9:17:10 AM EDT
Give you gas and clean you out?
I am regretting my breakfast decision right about now.
Link Posted: 9/15/2005 9:18:06 AM EDT
Raisin bran is ok. I prefer Cracklin' Oat Bran myself. That is some GOOD stuff!!! Unfortunately it can be difficult to find and expensive.
Link Posted: 9/15/2005 9:18:13 AM EDT

Quite possibly my fav cereal
Link Posted: 9/15/2005 9:19:58 AM EDT
Want a clean out? Have a bowl of this:

Link Posted: 9/15/2005 9:21:14 AM EDT
I don't like raisins. The bran flakes by themselves are pretty good, though.
Link Posted: 9/15/2005 9:21:41 AM EDT
Just raisins without the brand will clean you out and no gas.
Link Posted: 9/15/2005 9:34:33 AM EDT
Not raisin bran, but some cereals for sure. If I eat Quaker 100% Natural, I will pretty much fart non-stop for 24 hours.
Link Posted: 9/15/2005 10:34:38 AM EDT
Total Rasin Bran does It for me.
Link Posted: 9/15/2005 12:02:55 PM EDT
Good! I knew I couldnt be the only one here.
Link Posted: 9/15/2005 12:08:29 PM EDT
Do not use for inflight or preflight meal.
Link Posted: 9/15/2005 12:13:38 PM EDT
That would be funny. Not being there but hearing about it ,would be funny.
Link Posted: 9/15/2005 12:15:10 PM EDT
It makes a pretty good case tumbling medium if you pick the raisins out first.
Link Posted: 9/15/2005 12:17:00 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/15/2005 12:19:05 PM EDT by NevadaARshooter]
A friend of mine had a bachelor party in Chicago. I was running later after work, so I stoppped by a 7-11 or something and picked up a box of Life cereal. I ate the whole box for dinner before driving downtown to meet them at a bar.

I cleared out at least four bars with my noxious farts. It was classic. I drove another one of my buds home that night, and my bimmer had a window lock button. I kept letting them rip with the windows up and locked. The guy had no idea how to get a window down. It was killing him.

Possibly the greatest night of my life.

I did the same thing before a flight to Vegas one time. There were a couple of military guys in the row directly in front of us just back from the gulf war. Every time I farted they would howl and scream... it was hilarious.
Link Posted: 9/15/2005 12:19:45 PM EDT
Thanks for sharing.
Link Posted: 9/15/2005 12:23:06 PM EDT
Try Super Colon Blow tm.
Link Posted: 9/15/2005 12:23:37 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Max_Mike:
Just raisins without the brand will clean you out and no gas.

For me, nothing gives me more gas than raisins.

Link Posted: 9/15/2005 12:29:30 PM EDT
I doubt that Raisin Bran is the cause of your gas. It is probably the milk and your intolorance of lactose.
Link Posted: 9/15/2005 12:32:36 PM EDT
No, trust me. It is the Raisin Bran. I can drink milk by the gallon with no issues.
Link Posted: 9/15/2005 12:44:07 PM EDT

Colon Blow when you absolutely have to go.....

The original with Dan Akroyd was a better commercial.
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