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Posted: 10/9/2005 2:52:57 PM EDT
Engaged to musician John Cusimano - wedding in September 2005

Rachel will get a new talk show to air in 2006, backed by Oprah.
Link Posted: 10/9/2005 2:54:12 PM EDT
[#1]
Well, good for him.  She's a hottie.
Link Posted: 10/9/2005 3:05:56 PM EDT
[#2]

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She's a hottie.



True, but I think listening to her for more than 2 minutes at a clip would be torture. If I hear her mention "Grandpa Emmanuel" one more time...
Link Posted: 10/9/2005 3:08:33 PM EDT
[#3]

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She's a hottie.



True, but I think listening to her for more than 2 minutes at a clip would be torture. If I hear her mention "Grandpa Emmanuel" one more time...



Tell her to get in the kitchen and make you some sammiches...You'll be 300lbs within a year
Link Posted: 10/9/2005 3:10:56 PM EDT
[#4]

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She's a hottie.



True, but I think listening to her for more than 2 minutes at a clip would be torture. If I hear her mention "Grandpa Emmanuel" one more time...



True, but I think her voice would be much more tolerable if it was screaming "fuck me harder".
Link Posted: 10/9/2005 3:11:28 PM EDT
[#5]
She's getting pretty heavy no?  Seriously, she'd drive you nuts in no time.

And an Oprah backed show?  Jesus. Anything backed by Oprah is purely Satan's work.
Link Posted: 10/9/2005 3:12:55 PM EDT
[#6]

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She's a hottie.



True, but I think listening to her for more than 2 minutes at a clip would be torture. If I hear her mention "Grandpa Emmanuel" one more time...



True, but I think her voice would be much more tolerable if it was screaming "fuck me harder".



Link Posted: 10/9/2005 3:13:42 PM EDT
[#7]

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She's a hottie.



True, but I think listening to her for more than 2 minutes at a clip would be torture. If I hear her mention "Grandpa Emmanuel" one more time...



True, but I think her voice would be much more tolerable if it was screaming "fuck me harder".




Ya, I bet she can scream that real well......
Link Posted: 10/9/2005 3:18:16 PM EDT
[#8]
Rachel Ray is a babe, but more than that, she has "personality" and a great smile.  She lights up whatever room she is in.  That counts for more than just having a great set of tah-tahs.
Link Posted: 10/9/2005 3:22:10 PM EDT
[#9]
Ahhh, this is the type of show that you hit "mute" and just sit back and watch.
Link Posted: 10/9/2005 3:22:24 PM EDT
[#10]

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Rachel Ray is a babe, but more than that, she has "personality" and a great smile.  She lights up whatever room she is in.  That counts for more than just having a great set of tah-tahs.



Great set of tah tahs? Are you kidding me? She has no tits to speak of! Perfect implant candidate IMHO.
Link Posted: 10/9/2005 3:22:45 PM EDT
[#11]

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Rachel Ray is a babe, but more than that, she has "personality" and a great smile.  She lights up whatever room she is in.  That counts for more than just having a great set of tah-tahs.




Hmmmm She does nothing fore me. I don't think I'm
Link Posted: 10/9/2005 3:25:09 PM EDT
[#12]

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Quoted:

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She's a hottie.



True, but I think listening to her for more than 2 minutes at a clip would be torture. If I hear her mention "Grandpa Emmanuel" one more time...



True, but I think her voice would be much more tolerable if it was screaming "fuck me harder".



Or you could find something to put in her mouth to quiet her up
Link Posted: 10/9/2005 3:25:20 PM EDT
[#13]
Link Posted: 10/9/2005 3:28:17 PM EDT
[#14]

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Rachel Ray is a babe, but more than that, she has "personality" and a great smile.  She lights up whatever room she is in.  That counts for more than just having a great set of tah-tahs.




Hmmmm She does nothing fore me. I don't think I'm

This does nothing for U???? U must be a HOMO.
Link Posted: 10/9/2005 3:31:20 PM EDT
[#15]
I'd hit it...
NOT!
Link Posted: 10/9/2005 3:32:01 PM EDT
[#16]

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Rachel Ray is a babe, but more than that, she has "personality" and a great smile.  She lights up whatever room she is in.  That counts for more than just having a great set of tah-tahs.




Hmmmm She does nothing fore me. I don't think I'm

This does nothing for U???? U must be a HOMO. img.photobucket.com/albums/v370/M4-TUNA/rachel1.jpg img.photobucket.com/albums/v370/M4-TUNA/rachel2.jpg



Yeah THAT picture does something for me but it ain't ALL Rachel Ray
Link Posted: 10/9/2005 3:34:44 PM EDT
[#17]
Isn't she 40?

If she is, WOW!
She looks like she's 25.
Link Posted: 10/9/2005 3:49:19 PM EDT
[#18]
She was born 1968 so not yet 40.
Link Posted: 10/9/2005 3:49:25 PM EDT
[#19]
Seperated at Birth?



Link Posted: 10/9/2005 3:50:57 PM EDT
[#20]
There's an article somewhere on somethingawful.com about a guy having dinner with her, and she turns into a psycho. Damned if I can't find it , it was pretty funny.
Link Posted: 10/9/2005 3:52:06 PM EDT
[#21]
To much junk in the trunk.
Link Posted: 10/9/2005 4:04:25 PM EDT
[#22]
Sure wish I understood you guys and your rubber tit fetish, she looks fine to me.  I'd rather have a woman with no tits than one with rubber titties.
Link Posted: 10/9/2005 4:12:27 PM EDT
[#23]

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Sure wish I understood you guys and your rubber tit fetish, she looks fine to me.  I'd rather have a woman with no tits than one with rubber titties.



Same here.  I hate them fake ones.   As far as a larger bottom is concerned, thats how God wanted them to be like.  I dont get the fetish with the concentration camp type of females.
Link Posted: 10/9/2005 4:13:47 PM EDT
[#24]

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Sure wish I understood you guys and your rubber tit fetish, she looks fine to me.  I'd rather have a woman with no tits than one with rubber titties.



For me it has nothing to do with the size of her breasts. My wife has small ones.

I just plain don't find her attractive. I think that picture of the Joker hits the nail on the head. Also remind me of whats her name ....the woman in When Harry Met Sally, after she had a face lift
Link Posted: 10/9/2005 4:33:44 PM EDT
[#25]

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I just plain don't find her attractive.



There is a yearly parade for people like you in San Francisco.
Link Posted: 10/9/2005 4:35:20 PM EDT
[#26]

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I just plain don't find her attractive.



There is a yearly parade for people like you in San Francisco.


Link Posted: 10/9/2005 6:39:49 PM EDT
[#27]

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Ahhh, this is the type of show that you hit "mute" and just sit back and watch.



This technique works good for Telemundo.




Just for kicks I like to "un-mute" Telemundo, and start yackity yacking like I know mezcan
Link Posted: 10/9/2005 6:47:44 PM EDT
[#28]

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She's getting pretty heavy no?  Seriously, she'd drive you nuts in no time.

And an Oprah backed show?  Jesus. Anything backed by Oprah is purely Satan's work.



+1  - she's headed toward maximum density.
Link Posted: 10/9/2005 6:48:23 PM EDT
[#29]

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Isn't she 40?

If she is, WOW!
She looks like she's 25.



She acts like she's twelve. She'd be okay for a day or so, but I wouldn't spend more than $40.00 a day on her

I'll bet she could add all new meaning to the term "Bitch".

Bob
Link Posted: 10/9/2005 6:54:14 PM EDT
[#30]
Unnaturally large ass for her size..

Not good... It wont get any smaller...
Link Posted: 10/9/2005 7:00:45 PM EDT
[#31]

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Quoted:

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She's a hottie.



True, but I think listening to her for more than 2 minutes at a clip would be torture. If I hear her mention "Grandpa Emmanuel" one more time...



Tell her to get in the kitchen and make you some sammiches...You'll be 300lbs within a year



+1.  You really think those Food Network women really eat the crap they cook (well maybe Paula Deen does).  Rachel Ray, Giada, Sandra Lee.... they'd weight 300lbs too if they ate their cooking.

Outside the Food Network those shows will fall flat on their faces.  
Link Posted: 10/9/2005 7:03:15 PM EDT
[#32]

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Quoted:

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Rachel Ray is a babe, but more than that, she has "personality" and a great smile.  She lights up whatever room she is in.  That counts for more than just having a great set of tah-tahs.




Hmmmm She does nothing fore me. I don't think I'm

This does nothing for U???? U must be a HOMO. img.photobucket.com/albums/v370/M4-TUNA/rachel1.jpg img.photobucket.com/albums/v370/M4-TUNA/rachel2.jpg



Do you REALLY think she looks like that?  Those pics are soo photoshopped.
Link Posted: 10/9/2005 7:15:09 PM EDT
[#33]
No tits, too short, average face, probably a liberal. There's nothing about her that appeals to me.
Link Posted: 10/9/2005 7:20:06 PM EDT
[#34]
Hit it.

Wipe off on curtains.

Leave with left-overs.

Link Posted: 10/9/2005 7:24:58 PM EDT
[#35]
I'd stuff that turkey and season the giblets.
Link Posted: 10/9/2005 7:30:22 PM EDT
[#36]

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Engaged to musician John Cusimano - wedding in September 2005

Rachel will get a new talk show to air in 2006, backed by Oprah.

Both of those sound like bad news. Whats the good news?

Kharn
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