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Posted: 6/14/2009 6:03:07 PM EDT

Found a rabbit digging a hole next to a tree stump.

I told my wife the rabbit is building a nest, and it will be laying eggs soon.

She totally bought it.

I think I need to put some chicken eggs out there tomorrow.

Posted: 6/14/2009 6:03:56 PM EDT

[#1]

wow

eject?

Posted: 6/14/2009 6:04:01 PM EDT

[#2]

In on one

Posted: 6/14/2009 6:04:46 PM EDT

[#3]

Get some of the colored plastic Easter eggs and put them in the hole.

Posted: 6/14/2009 6:05:26 PM EDT

[#4]

That's a whole new level of...well, stupid. No offense.

I suppose it's one of those things a lot of people just never think about.

Posted: 6/14/2009 6:06:14 PM EDT

[#5]

She must be really hot. Big hooters too.

Posted: 6/14/2009 6:06:50 PM EDT

[#6]

Is there any way of taking a discrete video when you take her out to show her?

Posted: 6/14/2009 6:06:53 PM EDT

[#7]

We just had a bunch of other egg laying animals in the area, so she probably didn't give it any thought.

Ducks, Killdeer, and even a turtle.

Posted: 6/14/2009 6:07:31 PM EDT

[#8]

Quoted:

Is there any way of taking a discrete video when you take her out to show her?

I doubt if I could keep a straight face.

Posted: 6/14/2009 6:08:20 PM EDT

[#9]

Quoted:

Is there any way of taking a discrete video when you take her out to show her?

I doubt if I could keep a straight face.

DO IT!

You will be an Arfcom god!

Posted: 6/14/2009 6:08:21 PM EDT

[#10]

Quoted:

Is there any way of taking a discrete video when you take her out to show her?

this FTW!!

Posted: 6/14/2009 6:10:59 PM EDT

[#11]

This is going to be great.

Posted: 6/14/2009 6:12:20 PM EDT

[#12]

I bet she's "The Hawtness."

Posted: 6/14/2009 6:13:52 PM EDT

[#13]

Quoted:

Is there any way of taking a discrete video when you take her out to show her?

I doubt if I could keep a straight face.

DO IT!

You will be an Arfcom god!

It will be epic, and you will retain the fullest level of win for all eternity, and will be inducted into the ARFCOM HALL OF FAME!

Posted: 6/14/2009 6:16:31 PM EDT

[#14]

This is gonna be GREAT!

Posted: 6/14/2009 6:22:43 PM EDT

[#15]

in on one

Posted: 6/14/2009 6:23:13 PM EDT

[#16]

Quoted:
Found a rabbit digging a hole next to a tree stump.

I told my wife the rabbit is building a nest, and it will be laying eggs soon.

She totally bought it.

I think I need to put some chicken eggs out there tomorrow.

We were riding down the road yesterday and there was a sign on the side of the road that read "Rabbit Eggs for Sale" Your not in Northwest FL are you?

Posted: 6/14/2009 6:24:29 PM EDT

[#17]

tag for hilarity to come

Posted: 6/14/2009 6:30:41 PM EDT

[#18]

Dd she vote for Obongo?

Posted: 6/14/2009 6:31:26 PM EDT

[#19]

God I love dizzy dames!

My fiance was totally convinced that mourning doves were actualy owls, based on the calls they make. Needless to say I totally played along with that for a long time.

When I finally told her the truth, she hit me in the arm and called me a jerk. Like I did something wrong.

She's rediculously intelligent, just somewhat airheaded once in a while.

Posted: 6/14/2009 6:33:26 PM EDT

[#20]

hollow out some real eggs and fill them with chocolate

Posted: 6/14/2009 6:50:26 PM EDT

[#21]

tag for results

Posted: 6/14/2009 6:57:48 PM EDT

[#22]

It could be worse....

I know a guy who used to date this girl that acutally thought dogs only had buttsecks because they only did it "doggystyle"

She was completely serious too....the first time he told me to "listen to this when she gets back to the table" and I heard it and I almost shit myself

Posted: 6/14/2009 6:58:53 PM EDT

[#23]

Tag for pix of hawt wife and rabbit eggs.

Posted: 6/14/2009 7:03:01 PM EDT

[#24]

that is nothing. I shit you not, my GF was telling me the other day about squirrels laying eggs. I kind of caught it in passing and was like, WTF? She goes on to tell me that they must lay eggs because, "they live in trees." Fucking retarded. Eject I shall.

Posted: 6/14/2009 7:10:28 PM EDT

[#25]

Those aren't eggs!!!

Or raisins for that matter.

Posted: 6/14/2009 7:15:30 PM EDT

[#26]

Put them out there, and tell her to go dispose of them. I live in the QC's and I'll come over and impersonate animal control or Iowa DNR and tell her how they're an endangered species, and I got the reports of her disposing of the eggs. $10,000 fine and imprisonment.

Posted: 6/14/2009 7:16:28 PM EDT

[#27]

OP, is there any chance she wasn't listening to you because she was distracted by something else? If not, then

And to this...

Quoted:
that is nothing. I shit you not, my GF was telling me the other day about squirrels laying eggs. I kind of caught it in passing and was like, WTF? She goes on to tell me that they must lay eggs because, "they live in trees." Fucking retarded. Eject I shall.

Posted: 6/14/2009 7:21:15 PM EDT

[#28]

Oh man that is hilarious. Set up a vid cam where she cant see it before you take her out there.

Posted: 6/14/2009 7:21:46 PM EDT

[#29]

so tagged!

Posted: 6/14/2009 7:26:43 PM EDT

[#30]

Quoted:
so tagged!

Posted: 6/14/2009 7:28:12 PM EDT

[#31]

Posted: 6/14/2009 7:29:57 PM EDT

[#32]

Quoted:

OP, is there any chance she wasn't listening to you because she was distracted by something else? If not, then

And to this...

Quoted:

that is nothing. I shit you not, my GF was telling me the other day about squirrels laying eggs. I kind of caught it in passing and was like, WTF? She goes on to tell me that they must lay eggs because, "they live in trees." Fucking retarded. Eject I shall.

few other things I have learned from her:

1. Ponies have weight limits...this one shocked me b/c i just figured you could put whatever you wanted on them

2. horses are stupid...she learned this in the book Animal Farm

The list continues pretty much from there. I am not kidding either, it is almost amazing someone could be this retarded. lol.

Posted: 6/14/2009 7:30:49 PM EDT

[#33]

Quoted:

Get some of the colored plastic Easter eggs and put them in the hole.

Quoted:

She must be really hot. Big hooters too.

Posted: 6/14/2009 7:32:18 PM EDT

[#34]

Ooooh the suspence

Posted: 6/14/2009 7:32:54 PM EDT

[#35]

Quoted:

Found a rabbit digging a hole next to a tree stump.

I told my wife the rabbit is building a nest, and it will be laying eggs soon.

She totally bought it.

And you married her.

Posted: 6/14/2009 7:34:55 PM EDT

[#36]

She's blond, right?

Posted: 6/14/2009 7:37:28 PM EDT

[#37]

My wife came up with a good idea. You could actually turn this into a documentary. Tell her that you want to record the progress of the rabbit egg development on film and get her involved. This way, you wouldn't have to hide the camera or anything.