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Posted: 6/14/2009 5:03:07 PM EST
Found a rabbit digging a hole next to a tree stump.

I told my wife the rabbit is building a nest, and it will be laying eggs soon.

She totally bought it.

I think I need to put some chicken eggs out there tomorrow.



Link Posted: 6/14/2009 5:03:56 PM EST
wow

eject?
Link Posted: 6/14/2009 5:04:01 PM EST
[Last Edit: 6/14/2009 5:04:14 PM EST by blackhawk35440]
In on one
Link Posted: 6/14/2009 5:04:46 PM EST
Get some of the colored plastic Easter eggs and put them in the hole.
Link Posted: 6/14/2009 5:05:26 PM EST
That's a whole new level of...well, stupid. No offense.


I suppose it's one of those things a lot of people just never think about.
Link Posted: 6/14/2009 5:06:14 PM EST
She must be really hot. Big hooters too.
Link Posted: 6/14/2009 5:06:50 PM EST


Is there any way of taking a discrete video when you take her out to show her?
Link Posted: 6/14/2009 5:06:53 PM EST
We just had a bunch of other egg laying animals in the area, so she probably didn't give it any thought.

Ducks, Killdeer, and even a turtle.

Link Posted: 6/14/2009 5:07:31 PM EST
Originally Posted By InjunJoe:


Is there any way of taking a discrete video when you take her out to show her?


I doubt if I could keep a straight face.

Link Posted: 6/14/2009 5:08:20 PM EST
Originally Posted By The_Reaper:
Originally Posted By InjunJoe:


Is there any way of taking a discrete video when you take her out to show her?


I doubt if I could keep a straight face.



DO IT!

You will be an Arfcom god!
Link Posted: 6/14/2009 5:08:21 PM EST
Originally Posted By InjunJoe:


Is there any way of taking a discrete video when you take her out to show her?


this FTW!!
Link Posted: 6/14/2009 5:10:59 PM EST
This is going to be great.
Link Posted: 6/14/2009 5:12:20 PM EST
I bet she's "The Hawtness."
Link Posted: 6/14/2009 5:13:52 PM EST

Originally Posted By InjunJoe:
Originally Posted By The_Reaper:
Originally Posted By InjunJoe:


Is there any way of taking a discrete video when you take her out to show her?


I doubt if I could keep a straight face.



DO IT!

You will be an Arfcom god!

It will be epic, and you will retain the fullest level of win for all eternity, and will be inducted into the ARFCOM HALL OF FAME!
Link Posted: 6/14/2009 5:16:31 PM EST


This is gonna be GREAT!
Link Posted: 6/14/2009 5:22:43 PM EST
in on one
Link Posted: 6/14/2009 5:23:13 PM EST
Originally Posted By The_Reaper:
Found a rabbit digging a hole next to a tree stump.

I told my wife the rabbit is building a nest, and it will be laying eggs soon.

She totally bought it.

I think I need to put some chicken eggs out there tomorrow.





We were riding down the road yesterday and there was a sign on the side of the road that read "Rabbit Eggs for Sale" Your not in Northwest FL are you?
Link Posted: 6/14/2009 5:24:29 PM EST
tag for hilarity to come
Link Posted: 6/14/2009 5:30:41 PM EST
Dd she vote for Obongo?
Link Posted: 6/14/2009 5:31:26 PM EST
[Last Edit: 6/14/2009 5:35:33 PM EST by GLuttonousGourami]


God I love dizzy dames!

My fiance was totally convinced that mourning doves were actualy owls, based on the calls they make. Needless to say I totally played along with that for a long time.

When I finally told her the truth, she hit me in the arm and called me a jerk. Like I did something wrong.

She's rediculously intelligent, just somewhat airheaded once in a while.
Link Posted: 6/14/2009 5:33:26 PM EST
hollow out some real eggs and fill them with chocolate
Link Posted: 6/14/2009 5:50:26 PM EST
tag for results
Link Posted: 6/14/2009 5:57:48 PM EST
It could be worse....

I know a guy who used to date this girl that acutally thought dogs only had buttsecks because they only did it "doggystyle"

She was completely serious too....the first time he told me to "listen to this when she gets back to the table" and I heard it and I almost shit myself
Link Posted: 6/14/2009 5:58:53 PM EST


Tag for pix of hawt wife and rabbit eggs.
Link Posted: 6/14/2009 6:03:01 PM EST
that is nothing. I shit you not, my GF was telling me the other day about squirrels laying eggs. I kind of caught it in passing and was like, WTF? She goes on to tell me that they must lay eggs because, "they live in trees." Fucking retarded. Eject I shall.
Link Posted: 6/14/2009 6:10:28 PM EST
Those aren't eggs!!!

Or raisins for that matter.
Link Posted: 6/14/2009 6:15:30 PM EST
[Last Edit: 6/14/2009 6:18:35 PM EST by Lester_Burnham]
Put them out there, and tell her to go dispose of them. I live in the QC's and I'll come over and impersonate animal control or Iowa DNR and tell her how they're an endangered species, and I got the reports of her disposing of the eggs. $10,000 fine and imprisonment.
Link Posted: 6/14/2009 6:16:28 PM EST

OP, is there any chance she wasn't listening to you because she was distracted by something else? If not, then

And to this...

Originally Posted By kaizer27:
that is nothing. I shit you not, my GF was telling me the other day about squirrels laying eggs. I kind of caught it in passing and was like, WTF? She goes on to tell me that they must lay eggs because, "they live in trees." Fucking retarded. Eject I shall.


Link Posted: 6/14/2009 6:21:15 PM EST
Oh man that is hilarious. Set up a vid cam where she cant see it before you take her out there.
Link Posted: 6/14/2009 6:21:46 PM EST
so tagged!
Link Posted: 6/14/2009 6:26:43 PM EST
Originally Posted By Friiguy:
so tagged!


Link Posted: 6/14/2009 6:28:12 PM EST


Link Posted: 6/14/2009 6:29:57 PM EST
[Last Edit: 6/14/2009 6:30:41 PM EST by kaizer27]

Originally Posted By ProGunFemme:

OP, is there any chance she wasn't listening to you because she was distracted by something else? If not, then

And to this...

Originally Posted By kaizer27:
that is nothing. I shit you not, my GF was telling me the other day about squirrels laying eggs. I kind of caught it in passing and was like, WTF? She goes on to tell me that they must lay eggs because, "they live in trees." Fucking retarded. Eject I shall.


few other things I have learned from her:

1. Ponies have weight limits...this one shocked me b/c i just figured you could put whatever you wanted on them
2. horses are stupid...she learned this in the book Animal Farm

The list continues pretty much from there. I am not kidding either, it is almost amazing someone could be this retarded. lol.

Link Posted: 6/14/2009 6:30:49 PM EST

Originally Posted By Bubbles:
Get some of the colored plastic Easter eggs and put them in the hole.



Originally Posted By Keith_J:
She must be really hot. Big hooters too.


Link Posted: 6/14/2009 6:32:18 PM EST
Ooooh the suspence
Link Posted: 6/14/2009 6:32:54 PM EST

Originally Posted By The_Reaper:
Found a rabbit digging a hole next to a tree stump.

I told my wife the rabbit is building a nest, and it will be laying eggs soon.

She totally bought it.


And you married her.

Link Posted: 6/14/2009 6:34:55 PM EST
She's blond, right?
Link Posted: 6/14/2009 6:37:28 PM EST
[Last Edit: 6/14/2009 6:37:56 PM EST by nascar3n8fan]
My wife came up with a good idea. You could actually turn this into a documentary. Tell her that you want to record the progress of the rabbit egg development on film and get her involved. This way, you wouldn't have to hide the camera or anything.
Link Posted: 6/14/2009 6:38:51 PM EST
I'm sooo in on this....
Link Posted: 6/14/2009 7:50:46 PM EST
Dye some eggs and tell her the Easter Bunny chose her to live with.
Link Posted: 6/14/2009 8:13:37 PM EST
You might suggest naming the first egg that hatches "Harvey"
Link Posted: 6/14/2009 8:14:30 PM EST


Tagged to see the vid/pics of this.
Link Posted: 6/14/2009 8:25:05 PM EST
This definately has epic potential. I like the documentary idea.
Link Posted: 6/14/2009 8:54:48 PM EST
I fear for the future of the gene pool....
Link Posted: 6/14/2009 9:19:22 PM EST
Originally Posted By Keith_J:
She must be really hot. Big hooters too.


We want pics.
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