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1/25/2018 7:38:29 AM
Posted: 1/25/2006 8:24:39 AM EST
A reliable source in south Florida reports that a congressional page has leaked info that congress is debating whether or not Iraq will become the 51st state or if it will just become another possession (like the Phillipines).

A congressional page who wishes to not reveal his identity says that the senate has submitted a bill for acquiring Iraq for possible statehood. This measure is being considered in light of recent threats by Iran to shut down the passage of OPEC oil throught the Straits of Hormuz. "While Iran exports a considerable amount of oil, it has the ability to abruptly stop shipments to the west" said our inside leakster.

"Considering that Iraq has tremendous reserves of oil and the U.S. military already holds possession of the country, perhaps it should be made a state so that our country will no longer be held hostage on the whims of fanatical Iranian leaders" the page heard a congressman state on the debate floor.

Whether or not Iraq will become the 51st state, it is premature at this juncture to conclude one way or another but there is the distinct possibility Iraq will become a U.S. territory in the middle east.
Link Posted: 1/25/2006 8:26:04 AM EST
Link Posted: 1/25/2006 8:26:51 AM EST

Originally Posted By POWER03:



+1,000
Link Posted: 1/25/2006 8:27:13 AM EST
omg where's my tinfoil
Link Posted: 1/25/2006 8:27:36 AM EST

Originally Posted By POWER03:




+1
Link Posted: 1/25/2006 8:27:46 AM EST
Is this what rich people do in their spare time?

GR
Link Posted: 1/25/2006 8:27:49 AM EST
Where do you make this crap up from?

Last I checked, the Phillipines were not a "possession". Right from the start, the BS level only went up..
Link Posted: 1/25/2006 8:28:22 AM EST
are you serious?!?!? you expect us to believe THAT????
Link Posted: 1/25/2006 8:29:21 AM EST
Link Posted: 1/25/2006 8:29:38 AM EST
I hear Elvis is running for president in '08.
Link Posted: 1/25/2006 8:30:30 AM EST
It's a conspiracy between GWB Jr and Halliburton.
Link Posted: 1/25/2006 8:32:15 AM EST

Originally Posted By Swindle1984:
I hear Elvis is running for president in '08.



i heard that too, and bigfoot is going to be his running mate
Link Posted: 1/25/2006 8:36:24 AM EST
Link Posted: 1/25/2006 8:39:03 AM EST
do you work for the Globe?
Link Posted: 1/25/2006 8:39:32 AM EST

Originally Posted By bigscrun:
ass



Thats being kind, retard is more like it.
Link Posted: 1/25/2006 8:40:37 AM EST
I heard that "page" also has ocean front property for sale in Nevada! Anyone? No?


Reading this made my head hurt.
Link Posted: 1/25/2006 8:40:52 AM EST
I don't know what's funnier, the shit he comes up with, or y'all calling BS.


Either way.

Link Posted: 1/25/2006 8:41:57 AM EST
[Last Edit: 1/25/2006 8:43:21 AM EST by pcsutton]
To the source/rumor monger:

Link Posted: 1/25/2006 8:44:23 AM EST

Originally Posted By pcsutton:
To the source/rumor monger:

img.photobucket.com/albums/v732/pcsutton/bullshit2.png



Well said, well spoken.
Link Posted: 1/25/2006 8:44:36 AM EST
[Last Edit: 1/25/2006 8:47:19 AM EST by krpind]
Originally Posted By pcsutton:



So.....what exactly are you trying to say?




Link Posted: 1/25/2006 8:47:27 AM EST
Thats being kind, retard is more like it.


Doc, don't you have some cats to probe???
Link Posted: 1/25/2006 8:48:13 AM EST
Link Posted: 1/25/2006 8:49:00 AM EST

Originally Posted By lawdog:
Thats being kind, retard is more like it.


Doc, don't you have some cats to probe???



I cant, I am up to my neck in this bullshit.
Link Posted: 1/25/2006 8:50:23 AM EST

Originally Posted By lawdog:
A reliable source in south Florida



Read: Batboy Returns!
Link Posted: 1/25/2006 8:50:29 AM EST
OMG

Hookers in florida are actually all aliens collecting human semen to make a race of retarded redneck monkeys who want to fuck their sisters!

Link Posted: 1/25/2006 8:54:20 AM EST
To bad the citizens of said area most VOTE to join as a state.

Congress can't just take an area and call it a state.

The people of a territory vote to beocme a state and congress can approve or disapprove IIRC.

PR is much more likely to become a state than anything else we got.

Most of US territories love their status and have consistantly voted down at becoming a US state.
Link Posted: 1/25/2006 9:01:34 AM EST
You make it appear you cut and pasted this article yet you supply no link.

This thread should be locked and you should be banned for making up idiotic garbage like this.
Link Posted: 1/25/2006 9:03:29 AM EST

Originally Posted By lawdog:
A reliable source in south Florida reports that a congressional page has leaked info that congress is debating whether or not Iraq will become the 51st state or if it will just become another possession (like the Phillipines).

A congressional page who wishes to not reveal his identity says that the senate has submitted a bill for acquiring Iraq for possible statehood. This measure is being considered in light of recent threats by Iran to shut down the passage of OPEC oil throught the Straits of Hormuz. "While Iran exports a considerable amount of oil, it has the ability to abruptly stop shipments to the west" said our inside leakster.

"Considering that Iraq has tremendous reserves of oil and the U.S. military already holds possession of the country, perhaps it should be made a state so that our country will no longer be held hostage on the whims of fanatical Iranian leaders" the page heard a congressman state on the debate floor.

Whether or not Iraq will become the 51st state, it is premature at this juncture to conclude one way or another but there is the distinct possibility Iraq will become a U.S. territory in the middle east.





Link Posted: 1/25/2006 9:07:41 AM EST
This is stupid, Id like to go punch the "reliable source" in the face.
Link Posted: 1/25/2006 9:16:54 AM EST

Originally Posted By POWER03:



All "lawdog" here posts is either trolling tinfoil BS or utter stupidity.

I told him he needed to try harder to be a truly great troll, but he seems to lack the pizazz that the true greats have.
Link Posted: 1/25/2006 9:19:22 AM EST

Originally Posted By John_Wayne777:

Originally Posted By POWER03:



All "lawdog" here posts is either trolling tinfoil BS or utter stupidity.

I told him he needed to try harder to be a truly great troll, but he seems to lack the pizazz that the true greats have.



He certainly is no clean_cut, McUzi, or squatdog, thats for sure.
Link Posted: 1/25/2006 9:21:16 AM EST
Link Posted: 1/25/2006 9:21:27 AM EST
I told him he needed to try harder to be a truly great troll, but he seems to lack the pizazz that the true greats have.

Can ye smell it?????
Link Posted: 1/25/2006 9:21:45 AM EST

Originally Posted By John_Wayne777:

Originally Posted By POWER03:



All "lawdog" here posts is either trolling tinfoil BS or utter stupidity.

I told him he needed to try harder to be a truly great troll, but he seems to lack the pizazz that the true greats have.





Ban Him!
Link Posted: 1/25/2006 9:21:48 AM EST
Link Posted: 1/25/2006 9:21:59 AM EST

Originally Posted By wump:

Originally Posted By Swindle1984:
I hear Elvis is running for president in '08.



i heard that too, and bigfoot is going to be his running mate



I saw him slam the myth busters show, and because the myth busters are from Kali, I assume Mr. Big Foot is conservative (everyone just live your lives in peace and don't hurt anyone), but with an obvious favoring of environmental issues.

I'd vote for Mr. Big Foot.
Link Posted: 1/25/2006 9:23:03 AM EST
Link Posted: 1/25/2006 9:25:24 AM EST

Originally Posted By lawdog:
A reliable source in south Florida



Why do people always pick "South Florida" for their fake news?
Link Posted: 1/25/2006 9:29:56 AM EST
[Last Edit: 1/25/2006 9:33:00 AM EST by Nimrod1193]
.


(Troll to the Trolth Power)
Link Posted: 1/25/2006 9:31:36 AM EST
Same source has said that the moon landing was a hoax.
Link Posted: 1/25/2006 9:34:47 AM EST
Link Posted: 1/25/2006 9:35:35 AM EST

Originally Posted By lawdog:
A reliable source in south Florida reports that a congressional page has leaked info that congress is debating whether or not Iraq will become the 51st state or if it will just become another possession (like the Phillipines).

A congressional page who wishes to not reveal his identity says that the senate has submitted a bill for acquiring Iraq for possible statehood. This measure is being considered in light of recent threats by Iran to shut down the passage of OPEC oil throught the Straits of Hormuz. "While Iran exports a considerable amount of oil, it has the ability to abruptly stop shipments to the west" said our inside leakster.

"Considering that Iraq has tremendous reserves of oil and the U.S. military already holds possession of the country, perhaps it should be made a state so that our country will no longer be held hostage on the whims of fanatical Iranian leaders" the page heard a congressman state on the debate floor.

Whether or not Iraq will become the 51st state, it is premature at this juncture to conclude one way or another but there is the distinct possibility Iraq will become a U.S. territory in the middle east.



Skip the red tape, why don't you just buy it and make your own state?
Link Posted: 1/25/2006 9:38:11 AM EST

Originally Posted By Penguin_101:

Originally Posted By lawdog:
A reliable source in south Florida



Why do people always pick "South Florida" for their fake news?



Yeah, i was thinking that too, WTF???
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