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Posted: 1/31/2006 6:55:10 AM EDT
A reliable source out of south Florida reports that the terrorist group, Al Quada, have set into motion the "mother" of all terrorist activities. Our source has it on good intel that nuclear suitcase bombs are to be detonated at half-time during the Super Bowl Game.

Our Al Quada inside source, Mohamed "Coochie" Alakazamm, has revealed that 3 of their group plan to infiltrate the stadium by portraying themselves asIRS tax examiners. Dressed in black business suits, too short of length pants, white socks, skinny tie and black patent leather shoes, the three operatives plan to enter with their suitcase bombs and blend unnoticed into the crowd.

The source (codename "Coochie") tells us that once in place, the three plan to set up an audit station and begin examining tax returns all the while actually waiting for half-time. Once the entertainment begins and everyone's attention in on the performance down on the field, the terrorists plan to detonate their bombs as Michael Jackson begins to sing "Thriller".

More details as they come in.

Link Posted: 1/31/2006 6:56:34 AM EDT
Thats not funny, i live pretty close to it.
Link Posted: 1/31/2006 6:57:07 AM EDT
Well, I don't watch TV sports, so I'm going to miss it.
Link Posted: 1/31/2006 6:57:24 AM EDT
Yeah, sorry Lawdog, this one's gonna go over like a turd in a punchbowl.

At least pick stuff that's not plausible.
Link Posted: 1/31/2006 6:58:01 AM EDT
Link Posted: 1/31/2006 6:59:37 AM EDT
Link Posted: 1/31/2006 7:00:04 AM EDT
Wow. Three suitcase nukes. You'd think if they had three, they wouldn't waste them all in one location, where the first one to detonate will almost certainly destroy the other two before they can go off.

And I seriously doubt Michael Jackson will ever set foot in this country again.
Link Posted: 1/31/2006 7:01:09 AM EDT
Well, that'll beat a Janet Jackson titty shot all to hell....
Link Posted: 1/31/2006 7:29:59 AM EDT
Then , maybe the Colts can win next year.
Link Posted: 1/31/2006 7:36:18 AM EDT
"Is the life imitating art, or art imitating life?" BS

Have you folks seen the 1977 movie:
Black Sunday

A demented war veteran (Bruce Dern) plots to kill thousands of Americans at the Superbowl in Miami by using a specially designed dart-gun from the Goodyear blimp which flies above the stadium. However, a tough Middle Eastern anti-terrorist agent (Robert Shaw) has uncovered some of the plot and is out to stop him.
Link Posted: 1/31/2006 7:39:25 AM EDT
You said coochie

Link Posted: 1/31/2006 7:39:38 AM EDT
Thanks for the stupid thread.
Link Posted: 1/31/2006 7:40:47 AM EDT
didnt you watch sleep cell?
Link Posted: 1/31/2006 7:41:28 AM EDT
Alright, this "South Florida Source" crap has got to stop.
Link Posted: 1/31/2006 7:43:39 AM EDT
Could we please get a twit filter for this site?

Ah well...I suppose if there was no one would read my posts.
Link Posted: 1/31/2006 7:45:16 AM EDT

Originally Posted By leelaw:
Thanks for the stupid thread.

Last week his "reliable source in South Florida" told him that Iraq was going to be annexed as the 51st State.

Can't wait till next week.

Link Posted: 1/31/2006 7:47:55 AM EDT
There will be 11 WMDs. It's called the Seahawks offense.
Link Posted: 1/31/2006 7:51:53 AM EDT
Link Posted: 1/31/2006 7:57:16 AM EDT
See, if you are going to try to troll with a story like this, you have to be dead serious about it. "Coochie" alakazam isn't going to make you a truly great flaming troll.

Comedy is only funny if you are dead serious about its delivery.
Link Posted: 1/31/2006 7:57:39 AM EDT
Link Posted: 1/31/2006 7:59:24 AM EDT
Great thread.

Link Posted: 1/31/2006 8:12:25 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/31/2006 8:12:25 AM EDT by The_Beer_Slayer]
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