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Posted: 1/19/2006 8:32:23 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/19/2006 8:42:20 AM EDT by blackbag223]
this was last nights dinner. the GF cooked for me.

knife (gerber)
measuring tool (gerber)
M4
870 tactical
and a drink!



how did I do?


ETA here is desert

Link Posted: 1/19/2006 8:33:37 AM EDT
I give it a 4, no magazines inserted, and I bet the shotgun is empty too. what are you going to do during a mid dinner home invastion? multiplier them to death?
Link Posted: 1/19/2006 8:34:21 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/19/2006 8:35:00 AM EDT by mcnielsen]
Dude, you need more protein in your diet...

Otherwise, looking good!

ETA, -2 for no sidearm.
Link Posted: 1/19/2006 8:35:06 AM EDT
Hmmm, I would have guessed Strawberry Snaps would've made you a sammich

Link Posted: 1/19/2006 8:35:53 AM EDT
No stapler!

A 6 at best.
Link Posted: 1/19/2006 8:36:01 AM EDT

Originally Posted By mcnielsen:
Dude, you need more protein in your diet...

Otherwise, looking good!



there are 2 more chicken breasts under the noodles.


and I took the mag out; and the shotty has 8 rounds or 3" 000 buck.
Link Posted: 1/19/2006 8:36:28 AM EDT
you got some chicken in your maggots man
Link Posted: 1/19/2006 8:36:47 AM EDT
Top Ramen is a hell of a trade off just to buy more AR's
Link Posted: 1/19/2006 8:37:16 AM EDT

Originally Posted By POWER03:
No stapler!

A 6 at best.



I knew I forgot something!
Link Posted: 1/19/2006 8:38:31 AM EDT
More pics of strawberry snaps would be more appropriate.
Link Posted: 1/19/2006 8:40:14 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/19/2006 8:41:19 AM EDT by BeetleBailey]
well ok, since it's in all caps

starting with a ten as customary
10
-2 unidentifiable items in the noodles
-2 attempt at dessert oh - nevermind
-3 no sides
+1 for good choice in whiskey
+1 for getting your women to make it for you

so, 7/10
Link Posted: 1/19/2006 8:41:46 AM EDT
firearm and half gallon of jack = 10

no magazine in said firearm = -2.5
jack unopened and unpoured = -2.5

i'll go with 5
Link Posted: 1/19/2006 8:42:12 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/19/2006 8:45:55 AM EDT by quijanos]
Food Quality is way low on the food chain. -1 for the GF.

No magazines (-2 for empty weapons)
No Sidearm (-1 for no sidearm)
Unopened JD Bottle (-1 for UnOpened Alcoholic drink)
Non Tactical Knife (-1 for no knife)
No Napkin




eta

......and to quote TexRdnec....."Come on bro, your representing Texas...."......
Link Posted: 1/19/2006 8:42:18 AM EDT
Whats that fuzzy thingy you're plate is on??? I think you did ok.

6
Link Posted: 1/19/2006 8:43:59 AM EDT
Holy shit....thats some tasty looking desert...for that I'll go +100!

and IBTL....
Link Posted: 1/19/2006 8:44:26 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/19/2006 8:47:14 AM EDT by SubnetMask]
Depends on the rules. I prefer the no B.S. Old-Skool pics (food and gun), but if you're going by the more widely accepted rules:

Default score: 10
-.5 for Ramen. Would be -1 were it not for adding chicken.
-1 No magazine in M4
-1 No extra magazines
-1 No sidearm
-1 Shotgun empty
-1 No extra shells for shotty
-1 No glass for whiskey
-1 No napkin
-1 No reading material

Score: 1.5

My score? 6, but only because I like steak dinner pics.


EDIT: Whoah, nice pic addition! You just earned yourself a solid 9.
Link Posted: 1/19/2006 8:44:31 AM EDT

Originally Posted By UH_SALT_RIFLE:
Whats that fuzzy thingy you're plate is on??? I think you did ok.

6



its a cool little hot pot holder strawberry snaps made in the 3rd grade. it added color to the photo.
Link Posted: 1/19/2006 8:44:57 AM EDT
looks like lunch to me.

I'll give it a 6.

-1 for the ghey place mat.
-1 for the awkward positioning of the AR. Doesn't matter if you're left or right handed, it's positioned poorly.
-1 for the position of the fork
-1 for no spoon. Gotta twirl long pasta

Bomber
Link Posted: 1/19/2006 8:45:07 AM EDT
decent at best...


j/k looks good to me.
Link Posted: 1/19/2006 8:45:30 AM EDT
10 on the desert alone
Link Posted: 1/19/2006 8:47:15 AM EDT

Originally Posted By blackbag223:

Originally Posted By UH_SALT_RIFLE:
Whats that fuzzy thingy you're plate is on??? I think you did ok.

6



its a cool little hot pot holder strawberry snaps made in the 3rd grade. it added color to the photo.




I'll allow it!

Link Posted: 1/19/2006 8:49:57 AM EDT

Originally Posted By TexRdnec:
firearm and half gallon of jack = 10

no magazine in said firearm = -2.5
jack unopened and unpoured = -2.5

i'll go with 5



I emplore you to look at the level of whiskey in the bottle. I like to eat sober, so it was only a few shots.
Link Posted: 1/19/2006 8:51:40 AM EDT
might want to take the bewbie shot out before the mods get mad
Link Posted: 1/19/2006 8:51:46 AM EDT
wait a minute - are those your breasts?
Link Posted: 1/19/2006 8:54:06 AM EDT

Originally Posted By BeetleBailey:
wait a minute - are those your breasts?



those arent breasts. I promise. its a piece of silicone that i bought for a gag gift back in the day.


I promise.
Link Posted: 1/19/2006 8:57:49 AM EDT
You did okay, but the GF needs to be in the original photo somehow. Insert the mags...ALWAYS insert the mags!

Good effort, I give you 5.5 and another .5 for creativity with the hershey snack.
Link Posted: 1/19/2006 9:03:36 AM EDT

Originally Posted By BeetleBailey:
well ok, since it's in all caps

starting with a ten as customary
10
-2 unidentifiable items in the noodles
-2 attempt at dessert oh - nevermind
-3 no sides
+1 for good choice in whiskey
+1 for getting your women to make it for you

so, 7/10



This is a fair and equitable score. I concur.

G
Link Posted: 1/19/2006 9:13:29 AM EDT
Food looks terrible.
Link Posted: 1/19/2006 9:43:41 AM EDT
I was going to give it a 3 until I saw the boobs. Anyone who takes that a picture like that and shares it with us deservise at least a 9+
Link Posted: 1/19/2006 10:42:59 AM EDT

Originally Posted By aLongshot:
I was going to give it a 3 until I saw the boobs. Anyone who takes that a picture like that and shares it with us deservise at least a 9+



thats what i thought too.
Link Posted: 1/19/2006 10:51:23 AM EDT
-1 for placemat.
-2 for empty weapons
-1 for no extra mags
-1 not enough meat
-1 area not cleaned up before pic
Not looking good so far...

OOH! Desert. Very good 9.5 overall. Less cropping on desert pic could earn a 10
Link Posted: 1/19/2006 10:59:26 AM EDT
FIXED!!





FIXED!!
Link Posted: 1/19/2006 10:59:34 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Ardenner:
Food looks terrible.



+1

I hope she's a 10 in the sack, 'cause from the looks of that plate she's a 2 in the kitchen.
Link Posted: 1/19/2006 11:02:07 AM EDT
+10

Upon evaluating the first photo, I was thinking your dinner PIC kongfu was weak and was going to give you a grade of 4 at best.

Then the second photo finished loading and obviously your desert kongfu is very strong.... overall score is +10.

Stator out.
Link Posted: 1/19/2006 11:03:34 AM EDT

Originally Posted By StrkAliteN:

Originally Posted By Ardenner:
Food looks terrible.



+1

I hope she's a 10 in the sack, 'cause from the looks of that plate she's a 2 in the kitchen.



I cooked the noodles (I have my own special way) and she cooked the chiken. she is actually great in the kitchen, and this is one of my fav dishes. it looks like shit, but it tastes great. (and we are poor)
Link Posted: 1/19/2006 11:05:36 AM EDT

Originally Posted By StrkAliteN:

Originally Posted By Ardenner:
Food looks terrible.



+1

I hope she's a 10 in the sack, 'cause from the looks of that plate she's a 2 in the kitchen.



Shit, wouldn't matter to me, I can cook....
Link Posted: 1/19/2006 11:11:57 AM EDT

Originally Posted By blackbag223:

Originally Posted By StrkAliteN:

Originally Posted By Ardenner:
Food looks terrible.



+1

I hope she's a 10 in the sack, 'cause from the looks of that plate she's a 2 in the kitchen.



I cooked the noodles (I have my own special way) and she cooked the chiken. she is actually great in the kitchen, and this is one of my fav dishes. it looks like shit, but it tastes great. (and we are poor)



poor!! shit you got a flip phone, Tn whiskey and a couple bucks in the picture.

not to mention some nice boobs. You got the world...hook a brutha up!
Link Posted: 1/19/2006 11:14:49 AM EDT

Originally Posted By CbtEngr1:

Originally Posted By blackbag223:

Originally Posted By StrkAliteN:

Originally Posted By Ardenner:
Food looks terrible.



+1

I hope she's a 10 in the sack, 'cause from the looks of that plate she's a 2 in the kitchen.



I cooked the noodles (I have my own special way) and she cooked the chiken. she is actually great in the kitchen, and this is one of my fav dishes. it looks like shit, but it tastes great. (and we are poor)



poor!! shit you got a flip phone, Tn whiskey and a couple bucks in the picture.

not to mention some nice boobs. You got the world...hook a brutha up!



the boobs came with the package we saved up for the whiskey, and thats all the cash we got in the world right there.

the phone came with the plan.
Link Posted: 1/19/2006 11:22:56 AM EDT
There is a dinner pic in there??? I totally missed dinner and skipped right to desert!!!

10
Link Posted: 1/19/2006 1:59:33 PM EDT
I can't believe this is not locked yet.
Link Posted: 1/19/2006 2:27:39 PM EDT
Tagged for mod reaction
Link Posted: 1/19/2006 4:39:37 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Hylton:
Tagged for mod reaction



there will be none. i already called chuck norris, and he took care of the "mods" problem
Link Posted: 1/19/2006 4:47:17 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/19/2006 4:48:54 PM EDT by Itchy]
Tsk tsk, where's the damn stapler. -2



What, no uber tactical light? -2

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot, what up with the place mat. Did granma' knit that herself and give you that for Christmas. -1

Money folded up in right corner is ONES. Should have been $100's. -1

No parsley for proper finish of plating of noodles. -1

I give you a whimpering 3

Link Posted: 1/19/2006 4:50:32 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/19/2006 4:51:56 PM EDT by JBowles]
IBTL

Heres a better example ofa dinner pic(old)

Link Posted: 1/19/2006 4:55:44 PM EDT

Originally Posted By blackbag223:

Originally Posted By BeetleBailey:
wait a minute - are those your breasts?



those arent breasts. I promise. its a piece of silicone that i bought for a gag gift back in the day.


I promise.



The overlords will still lock your thread you insolent peasant.
Link Posted: 1/19/2006 5:01:06 PM EDT

Originally Posted By PaintItBlack:

Originally Posted By blackbag223:

Originally Posted By BeetleBailey:
wait a minute - are those your breasts?



those arent breasts. I promise. its a piece of silicone that i bought for a gag gift back in the day.


I promise.



The overlords will still lock your thread you insolent peasant.



they havent yet!
Link Posted: 1/20/2006 1:54:00 PM EDT
There were two chicken breasts! He made the noodles. i havent ever tasted anything as good as his ramen!

The money is mine!

The place-mat is one i made in third grade!

I love JD! There is none better!

DESERT WAS GREAT!!!

i give you a 10! ;-)
Link Posted: 1/20/2006 6:10:38 PM EDT
-1000 for not showing the WHOLE BREASTES!!!! yeah you'll get in trouble with the mods and the gf (what-have-you) but TAKE ONE FOR THE TEAM MAN!!!! THE TEAM!!!!!



jake
Link Posted: 1/20/2006 6:21:33 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Hylton:
Tagged for mod reaction







And at the tag, not about the MOD reaction.
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