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Posted: 8/13/2007 6:54:23 AM EDT
anyone learn anything useless since the last one?


heres mine the Monterey ranch chicken sandwich is back at Wendy's 3 days after i bitched about missing it!!

and


in other countries the different denominations of money are different sizes so that blind people can decipher what amount it is
Link Posted: 8/13/2007 6:58:00 AM EDT
[#1]
Corn stalks snap off and leave a stump in the ground when you pull them.

Link Posted: 8/13/2007 6:59:11 AM EDT
[#2]
The University of Texas system is the third-largest landowner in the United States. (I work for a UT hospital)

Link Posted: 8/13/2007 7:00:33 AM EDT
[#3]
My name is Mike.
Link Posted: 8/13/2007 7:00:49 AM EDT
[#4]

Quoted:



in other countries the different denominations of money are different sizes so that blind people can decipher what amount it is


And the U.S. Dime and Quarters are edged so that in the old days when they were made of silver, you could tell if someone had shaved some off to try and cheat you.
Link Posted: 8/13/2007 7:02:07 AM EDT
[#5]
I still like pie..  
Link Posted: 8/13/2007 7:03:15 AM EDT
[#6]
Donald Duck is banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants.
Link Posted: 8/13/2007 7:04:49 AM EDT
[#7]

Quoted:
My name is Mike.



i thought it was john?


ETA: and thats a fact!!
Link Posted: 8/13/2007 7:05:12 AM EDT
[#8]
Link Posted: 8/13/2007 7:34:56 AM EDT
[#9]
The guage of our railroads can be traced all the way back to that guage of the wheels on ancient chariots.






-K
Link Posted: 8/13/2007 7:38:54 AM EDT
[#10]
Turkey isn't ham, and rusty nails are bad news.
Link Posted: 8/13/2007 7:42:50 AM EDT
[#11]
I have found a color of Zoom worm that has been working REALLY well, now I am almost out of them and can not find any locally, so I guess I am going to have to order them on line....
Link Posted: 8/13/2007 7:43:45 AM EDT
[#12]
A hockey puck weighs between 5 1/2 and 6 ounces.
Link Posted: 8/13/2007 7:48:24 AM EDT
[#13]
flathead lake is the largest freshwater lake west of the mississippi.  
Link Posted: 8/13/2007 7:49:09 AM EDT
[#14]

Quoted:
anyone learn anything useless since the last one?


heres mine the Monterey ranch chicken sandwich is back at Wendy's 3 days after i bitched about missing it!!

and


in other countries the different denominations of money are different sizes so that blind people can decipher what amount it is


Other countries is kinda ambiguous.
Link Posted: 8/13/2007 7:50:26 AM EDT
[#15]
I have a "0" ga PA.
Link Posted: 8/13/2007 7:55:04 AM EDT
[#16]
Fluorine gas is the most reactive element, and will burn almost everything it touches, including glass and steel.
Link Posted: 8/13/2007 7:59:09 AM EDT
[#17]
my swimming pool water is averaging 91 degrees temp in the afternoon when I get home from work




the beaver(s) cut down another tree on my lake levee
Link Posted: 8/13/2007 8:00:09 AM EDT
[#18]
The carpet in my office is blue.
Link Posted: 8/13/2007 8:01:23 AM EDT
[#19]
I sold my truck last night.
Link Posted: 8/13/2007 8:02:14 AM EDT
[#20]
Michigan has a longer coastline than either Florida or California.
Link Posted: 8/13/2007 8:02:25 AM EDT
[#21]
Elementary and high school curriculums are designed for the education of the female mind.
Link Posted: 8/13/2007 8:05:49 AM EDT
[#22]
you can not kill a flea between your fingers, flea's body too hard for soft skin, you need to squash between finger nails...
Link Posted: 8/13/2007 8:14:40 AM EDT
[#23]

Quoted:
you can not kill a flea between your fingers, flea's body too hard for soft skin, you need to squash between finger nails...


you need some callouses  
Link Posted: 8/13/2007 8:15:41 AM EDT
[#24]

Quoted:

Quoted:
you can not kill a flea between your fingers, flea's body too hard for soft skin, you need to squash between finger nails...


you need some callouses  
no shit.  hell i can kill a tick between my fingers
Link Posted: 8/13/2007 8:17:52 AM EDT
[#25]

Quoted:
The guage of our railroads can be traced all the way back to that guage of the wheels on ancient chariots.






-K


not according to snopeswww.snopes.com/history/american/gauge.htm
Link Posted: 8/13/2007 8:18:43 AM EDT
[#26]
I own page two.
Link Posted: 8/13/2007 8:28:27 AM EDT
[#27]
Einstien originally thought E=M^2*C
Link Posted: 8/13/2007 8:31:14 AM EDT
[#28]
Link Posted: 8/13/2007 8:32:30 AM EDT
[#29]

Quoted:
I just farted


It smells like strawberry massage lotion  
Link Posted: 8/13/2007 8:51:22 AM EDT
[#30]
The average air speed of an unladen European swallow is approximately 24 mph.
Link Posted: 8/13/2007 9:07:13 AM EDT
[#31]
7.62 * 39 is over 200 a case now days
Link Posted: 8/13/2007 9:08:39 AM EDT
[#32]
7.62 * 39 is over 200 a case now a days
Link Posted: 8/13/2007 9:09:17 AM EDT
[#33]
Its hot out.
Link Posted: 8/13/2007 9:09:58 AM EDT
[#34]
A 38 Special's bullet is 0.357", a 357 SIG's bullet is really 0.355" and a 44 Rem Mag's bullet is really 0.429"

Water weighs 8.33 pounds per gallon.
Link Posted: 8/13/2007 10:30:58 AM EDT
[#35]

Quoted:
Its hot out.


thats pretty useless
Link Posted: 8/13/2007 10:34:49 AM EDT
[#36]

Quoted:
7.62 * 39 is over 200 a case now a days


The last cases of 7.62x39 I bought was nearly two years ago from Cabela's and it was $92/case delivered to my door.
Link Posted: 8/13/2007 10:39:17 AM EDT
[#37]
The average penis is 6"

The average arfcom penis is 10"

Link Posted: 8/13/2007 11:11:03 AM EDT
[#38]

Quoted:
The average penis is 6"

The average arfcom penis is 10"



MrClean4Hire personally inspected each and every one.  
Link Posted: 8/13/2007 11:16:34 AM EDT
[#39]
I'm on CQ until 0830.

Germany does not have cable internet yet, they are expecting to start installing it in 2010.

Sattelite  internet connections suck balls.

MrClean4hire has a penis fetish.
Link Posted: 8/13/2007 11:21:22 AM EDT
[#40]
a pint of Guinness has less calories than a pint of skim milk.

-JTP
Link Posted: 8/13/2007 11:21:29 AM EDT
[#41]

Quoted:
The University of Texas system is the third-largest landowner in the United States. (I work for a UT hospital)



Oklahoma State University is the first.
Link Posted: 8/13/2007 11:22:05 AM EDT
[#42]
The human nose and ears never stop growing................ and my balls itch
Link Posted: 8/13/2007 11:23:57 AM EDT
[#43]

Quoted:
Fluorine gas is the most reactive element, and will burn almost everything it touches, including glass and steel.


it will not eat through nickel and teflon
Link Posted: 8/13/2007 11:24:28 AM EDT
[#44]

Quoted:
The guage of our railroads can be traced all the way back to that guage of the wheels on ancient chariots.


-K

sed on the width of two horses ass's
Which is ba
Link Posted: 8/13/2007 11:25:28 AM EDT
[#45]

Quoted:
Elementary and high school curriculums are designed for the education of the female mind.


they are NOW, that is why our educational system ahs gone to shit, and why 33% of boys are on mind control drugs...
Link Posted: 8/13/2007 11:28:14 AM EDT
[#46]
While "regular" ladders are rated by OSHA to a maximum capacity of 375 pounds (1AA), fire service ladder are rated to carry two 300 pound firefighters as a minimum loading, to compensate for the extra weight of protective clothing, firefighting equipment and struggling victims.



Type 1AA 375 lbs. Extra Heavy-duty industrial ladder
Type 1A 300 lbs. Heavy-duty industrial ladder
Type 1 250 lbs. Heavy-duty industrial ladder
Type 2 225 lbs. Medium-duty commercial ladder
Type 3 200 lbs. Light-duty household ladder
Link Posted: 8/13/2007 11:28:15 AM EDT
[#47]
MrClean4hire has never inspected my penis.
Link Posted: 8/13/2007 11:30:51 AM EDT
[#48]
Google receives more than 200 million search queries a day, more than half of which come from outside the United States. Peak traffic hours to google.com are between 6 a.m. and noon PST, when more than 2,000 search queries are answered a second.


ETA: I googled it.
Link Posted: 8/13/2007 11:31:37 AM EDT
[#49]
A house fly rolls over twice before it lands on something.
Link Posted: 8/13/2007 11:36:09 AM EDT
[#50]
डाउन सिन्ड्रोम दुपिं मनुतेगु औसत स्वया क्वेयागु कग्निटिभ क्षमता (हल्का निसें मध्यम सुस्त मनस्थिति) दे फु। वैकासिक अक्षमता अप्वयाना नाइभिटीयागु रुपय् खने दै। थ्व ल्वे दुपिनिगु छगु चीधंगु ल्याखंले अत्याधिक वा प्रोफाउन्ड सुस्त मनस्थिति खने दै। थ्व ल्वे १ प्रति ८०० वा १ प्रति १,००० बुइगु मचाय् खने दै।

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