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Posted: 8/6/2005 2:53:11 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/6/2005 2:54:42 PM EDT by IronBalaclava]
I'm sure We all have some questions We have always wanted answers to, but were afraid to ask.

I consider myself a relatively intelligent person and always research and search for My answers before asking questions.
That being said, gender confusion is hardly ever an issue here on ARF, well unless You happen to be Clean Cut.

My question that I've always been afraid to ask is:

<­BR>







"Is Kisara a Hot chick, or is Kisara a Dude???"
Link Posted: 8/6/2005 2:58:18 PM EDT
I've been wanting to ask who the single, 18-25 year old woman are on here. Especially any who happen to live in Virginia or Utah/Idaho.

-Ben
Link Posted: 8/6/2005 3:01:00 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/6/2005 3:02:02 PM EDT by SgtKiwi]
I always wanted to know what type of gun Al Pacino used in "Heat".





Link Posted: 8/6/2005 3:01:48 PM EDT
This is a great "Hive Mind" topic.
Link Posted: 8/6/2005 3:02:36 PM EDT
Which of you boys on this forum are ATF?
Link Posted: 8/6/2005 3:03:41 PM EDT
Link Posted: 8/6/2005 3:04:39 PM EDT
What's the fucking deal with 'The Range Report?'
Link Posted: 8/6/2005 3:05:35 PM EDT

Originally Posted By DoubleFeed:
Is it possible to construct a car to survive a 50 foot flying leap and the subsequent arrival (it's not really a landing!)?



Anything is possible with enough money and enginering.
Link Posted: 8/6/2005 3:07:56 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/6/2005 3:29:58 PM EDT by Skammy]
Why don't we put cows on Lipitor so people with heart disease can eat them ?
Link Posted: 8/6/2005 3:08:38 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Ben70:
What's the fucking deal with 'The Range Report?'

Please see: SIIHPAPP
Link Posted: 8/6/2005 3:11:13 PM EDT
Is there a salve or ointment I can put on this, or will it go away on its own?
Link Posted: 8/6/2005 3:13:29 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Tomislav:
Is there a salve or ointment I can put on this, or will it go away on its own?



It'll buff out.
Link Posted: 8/6/2005 3:13:31 PM EDT
Is there a way to make women act the the same way 6 months after they get married as they did 6 months before?
Link Posted: 8/6/2005 3:14:10 PM EDT
is it normal to walk amongst a crowd and have your man bag grabbed by total strangers?
Link Posted: 8/6/2005 3:15:09 PM EDT
Do you ever get that "not-so-fresh" feeling?
Link Posted: 8/6/2005 3:17:05 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Dusty_C:
Is there a way to make women act the the same way 6 months after they get married as they did 6 months before?



Yes. Have another guy start dating her on the side. She'll act the way you want her to - when she's with him.
Link Posted: 8/6/2005 3:17:55 PM EDT

Originally Posted By FLAL1A:

Originally Posted By Dusty_C:
Is there a way to make women act the the same way 6 months after they get married as they did 6 months before?



Yes. Have another guy start dating her on the side. She'll act the way you want her to - when she's with him.



too funny
Link Posted: 8/6/2005 3:19:21 PM EDT
Yeah, you'd think being her third husband I shoulda figured stuff out. Guess I'm slow on the uptake.
Link Posted: 8/6/2005 3:21:27 PM EDT
I often ask myself - what is best in life.......I think Conan said it best.......


Mongol General: We have won again. That is good! But what is best in life?

Mongol Warrior: The open steppe, fleet horse, falcon on your wrist, wind in your hair!

Mongol General: Wrong! Conan, what is best in life?

Conan: To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of the women!

Mongol General: That is good.
Link Posted: 8/6/2005 3:22:20 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Ben70:

Originally Posted By Tomislav:
Is there a salve or ointment I can put on this, or will it go away on its own?



It'll buff out.



I smell a jock itch poll...uh, wait a minute...eeewww.


ByteTheBullet (-:
Link Posted: 8/6/2005 3:22:45 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Dusty_C:
Is there a way to make women act the the same way 6 months after they get married as they did 6 months before?



Yes, as long as she is married to someone else.
Link Posted: 8/6/2005 3:26:44 PM EDT

Originally Posted By IronBalaclava:

"Is Kisara a Hot chick, or is Kisara a Dude???"



it might be a really hot dude.



Link Posted: 8/6/2005 3:28:29 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/6/2005 4:24:44 PM EDT by 82ndAbn]
IM warning sent
Link Posted: 8/6/2005 3:28:56 PM EDT
Link Posted: 8/6/2005 3:30:06 PM EDT
Has anyone ever had a fart with a "lump" in it?
Link Posted: 8/6/2005 3:31:02 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Paul:
What is required in an "official" dinner thread?



If you want a ten, you need grenades. Rusted Ace raised the bar on that one..
Link Posted: 8/6/2005 3:32:04 PM EDT
What started the whole MARPAT thing?
Link Posted: 8/6/2005 3:33:01 PM EDT
Link Posted: 8/6/2005 3:33:11 PM EDT

Originally Posted By IronBalaclava:
"Is Kisara a Hot chick, or is Kisara a Dude???"



I don't give a sh!t what he/she is, as long as he/she keeps up with the hot pic avatars.
Link Posted: 8/6/2005 3:33:39 PM EDT

Originally Posted By DoubleFeed:

Originally Posted By KhanFire:
What started the whole MARPAT thing?

I'm pretty sure it was the advent of MARPAT.



"D'oh!"

-Ben
Link Posted: 8/6/2005 3:35:29 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Dusty_C:
Is there a way to make women act the the same way 6 months after they get married as they did 6 months before?




No. Run away asap.


I'm beginning to come to this realization.
Link Posted: 8/6/2005 3:36:00 PM EDT
Who is the ugly white bitch that keeps saying she’s Michael Jackson?
Link Posted: 8/6/2005 3:37:28 PM EDT

Originally Posted By CaptSchofield:
Has anyone ever had a fart with a "lump" in it?





Not a lump, But once when I was getting this chick's phone number in High School
amongst her friends. I felt one coming and decided to slip it out since there was a good down wind.
Much to my surprise, I released a sticky mass that had been a Sloppy Joe in it's previous life in my boxers.
No one saw or heard it so I cooly excused myself , began double timing and hurridly unassed the AO.

Link Posted: 8/6/2005 3:39:59 PM EDT

Originally Posted By KhanFire:
What started the whole MARPAT thing?



How not to be seen
Link Posted: 8/6/2005 3:48:03 PM EDT

Originally Posted By jkstexas2001:
Which of you boys on this forum are ATF?



Yep!
Link Posted: 8/6/2005 3:52:56 PM EDT

Originally Posted By mongo001:

Originally Posted By IronBalaclava:
"Is Kisara a Hot chick, or is Kisara a Dude???"



I don't give a sh!t what he/she is, as long as he/she keeps up with the hot pic avatars.



Oh, believe Me, I concur wholeheartedly!

I'm just totally confused.


Iron scratch head.Iron don't like to be confused.
Link Posted: 8/6/2005 3:54:32 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/6/2005 3:58:30 PM EDT by ScoutOut]
Is masturbation wrong? How much is too much?

ETA: I'm just asking for a friend.
Link Posted: 8/6/2005 3:58:00 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/6/2005 3:58:43 PM EDT by Gregory_A]
I can put an auto sear on a pre-ban weapon only,not a post ban correct ? then it will be a legal to own machine gun...right ?
Link Posted: 8/6/2005 4:04:36 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/6/2005 4:06:25 PM EDT by SgtKiwi]

Originally Posted By LUGERMAN:

Originally Posted By jkstexas2001:
Which of you boys on this forum are ATF?



Yep!



That would be a good question. A local buddy who frequents subguns and I were discussing this yesterday. We figure between the two boards there has to be at least 4 full time agents.

ETA- just saying hello if one of the four of you is reading this.
Link Posted: 8/6/2005 4:05:14 PM EDT

Originally Posted By ScoutOut:
Is masturbation wrong? How much is too much?

ETA: I'm just asking for a friend.



I cannot tell you if it is wrong. I can only tell you that (a) it is free, and (b) nobody has ever died from it.
Link Posted: 8/6/2005 4:08:17 PM EDT

Originally Posted By spartacus2002:

Originally Posted By ScoutOut:
Is masturbation wrong? How much is too much?

ETA: I'm just asking for a friend.



I cannot tell you if it is wrong. I can only tell you that (a) it is free, and (b) nobody has ever died from it.




If you're asking because your <ahem> friend needs you to read the answers on the screen for him, then he has probably reached the "too much" point.
Link Posted: 8/6/2005 4:09:06 PM EDT
If you hit sombody on the head with your maglite, what sound does it make?

Link Posted: 8/6/2005 4:11:52 PM EDT
Link Posted: 8/6/2005 4:13:26 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/6/2005 4:14:15 PM EDT by mongo001]

Originally Posted By DoubleFeed:

Originally Posted By Cape_hunter:
If you hit sombody on the head with your maglite, what sound does it make?


It doesn't make a sound, because you need a vacuum for optimal acceleration of the maglight tube.
That is, unless you're playing by Star Trek's rules.



It depends on if you are in the woods or not.
Link Posted: 8/6/2005 4:19:19 PM EDT

Originally Posted By mongo001:

Originally Posted By DoubleFeed:

Originally Posted By Cape_hunter:
If you hit sombody on the head with your maglite, what sound does it make?


It doesn't make a sound, because you need a vacuum for optimal acceleration of the maglight tube.
That is, unless you're playing by Star Trek's rules.



It depends on if you are in the woods or not.


... or desert
... in AZ
Link Posted: 8/6/2005 4:30:58 PM EDT

Originally Posted By ScoutOut:
Is masturbation wrong? How much is too much?

ETA: I'm just asking for a friend.



I, Personally don't know of course, but I Do know that it can make you go blind. Dam, these Braill keys are sticking again. Now were is my dog and cane?
Link Posted: 8/6/2005 4:33:42 PM EDT

Originally Posted By CaptSchofield:

Originally Posted By ScoutOut:
Is masturbation wrong? How much is too much?

ETA: I'm just asking for a friend.



I, Personally don't know of course, but I Do know that it can make you go blind. Dam, these Braill keys are sticking again. Now were is my dog and cane?



Joke ---

Son, don't do that, you'll go blind
Dad, I'm over here!
Link Posted: 8/6/2005 4:34:30 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/6/2005 4:37:53 PM EDT by CaptSchofield]
Camping Question. If you wake up after camping out with friends and drinking and you find Vaseline on your buttocks, should you tell anyone about it?

Answer desperatly Needed!!!!
Link Posted: 8/6/2005 4:36:44 PM EDT
IBTIBTL
Link Posted: 8/6/2005 4:38:27 PM EDT

Originally Posted By CaptSchofield:
Camping Question. If you wake up after camping out with friends and drinking and you find Vaseline on your buttocks,hock.gif should you tell anyone about it?hinking.gif

Answer desperatly Needed!!!!


Not no, but hell no. Same way you don't tell them that the doc that did your prostate exam was 6'5 and had fingers to match.
Link Posted: 8/6/2005 4:38:35 PM EDT
Is it just an odd coincidence that everyone on this site has had at least one tragic boating accident involving loss of their firearms?
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