You are going to have to lay down on your back on that work table and get about twenty pounds in each hand and do some inward body curls!!!
Or get a Bowflex,I used to look like a young brian bosworth ,now like you needing a bra!
Or I can get a fine young think that is looking for tits with dicks!!!
I can bounce a ball peen hammer off them ,but they still just aren't chip&dale buff!!!
I guess we will have to quote Pop-Eye (I is what I is,and I ain't what I ain't)!
Don't put no rings in them man what ever you do!!!!
The owners had a son-in-law that was out of work(he had a daughter in the boss mans yard) !
He shows up with hair in a pony tail and earings! We are surveing cutting brush!
We tell him he might want to lose the earings,he gets pissed tells us that he is sleeping with the owners daughter and we might as well lose the attitude!!!
So we are chainsawing and useing brushhooks to clear line! So after a quarter mile into the brush carrying chainsaws,gas,water,range poles he decides to use the brush hook which he could barely swing hits a branch it doesn't cut clean through whips back catches his earring and tears it right out of his ear!!
He wanted us to take him home we told him to walk or work the job wasn't finnished!
He went back to the truck and cryed till we finnished the day!
The point is no long hair(why give anyone a free handle) and no body piercings that anyone can use for a free handle!!
Tighten up those man boobs!!! Just imagine what size bra Arnold will need when he quites working out!!!!
Bob