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Posted: 9/24/2004 10:03:51 PM EST
[Last Edit: 9/24/2004 10:04:05 PM EST by sgtar15]
As I approach 40 I have noticed I am starting to get man boobs.

What the best way to fix this?


And is it normal for a man's nipples to get more senative over time?

SGatr15
Link Posted: 9/24/2004 10:04:55 PM EST
BOOBIES!

And they arent called man boobs anymore, they are called moobs.
Link Posted: 9/24/2004 10:05:39 PM EST
The ManZiere man....what else?
Link Posted: 9/24/2004 10:05:49 PM EST
you need a mansierre.
Link Posted: 9/24/2004 10:06:08 PM EST
Stop smoking pot.
Link Posted: 9/24/2004 10:09:31 PM EST
GI Joe does 100 pushups at 0600 everyday.
How about you?


Link Posted: 9/24/2004 10:16:46 PM EST
Just get them pierced and be done with it. That and it gives you a place to hang your tools while you work.
Link Posted: 9/24/2004 10:20:27 PM EST
[Last Edit: 9/24/2004 10:21:53 PM EST by ARDunstan]

Originally Posted By Fat_McNasty:
Just get them pierced and be done with it. That and it gives you a place to hang your tools while you work.






ETA: I don't think this thread is turning out the way Sarge wanted it to..
Link Posted: 9/24/2004 10:24:40 PM EST

Originally Posted By Fat_McNasty:
Just get them pierced and be done with it. That and it gives you a place to hang your tools while you work.



Now THAT sounds painful.

"Where did I put that philips screwdriver?"
Link Posted: 9/24/2004 10:27:32 PM EST

Originally Posted By sgtar15:
As I approach 40 I have noticed I am starting to get man boobs.

What the best way to fix this?



Duct Tape ??


And is it normal for a man's nipples to get more senative over time?

SGatr15



I aint touching this one .............................. But I guess you are
Link Posted: 9/24/2004 10:28:51 PM EST
If you're fat, lose weight. If its cause you are an oversexed he-man that converts too much testosterone to estrogen, its called gynecomastia. Surgerry baaby! Sorry. There are probably some online resources that I figure you can google on your own.

NW
Link Posted: 9/24/2004 10:29:39 PM EST
Time for me to start working out.
Link Posted: 9/24/2004 10:42:51 PM EST
[Last Edit: 9/24/2004 10:44:08 PM EST by Fat_McNasty]
This thread make me think...

Link Posted: 9/24/2004 10:45:45 PM EST
[Last Edit: 9/24/2004 10:46:31 PM EST by _Ugly_]


Go ahead and cry, it's okay.
Link Posted: 9/24/2004 10:49:27 PM EST
THIS is the kinda thing I stay up till all sorts of ungodly frickin hours of the night for !

Ya just don't get these little gems on the day shift
Link Posted: 9/24/2004 10:54:25 PM EST
You are going to have to lay down on your back on that work table and get about twenty pounds in each hand and do some inward body curls!!!

Or get a Bowflex,I used to look like a young brian bosworth ,now like you needing a bra!

Or I can get a fine young think that is looking for tits with dicks!!!


I can bounce a ball peen hammer off them ,but they still just aren't chip&dale buff!!!


I guess we will have to quote Pop-Eye (I is what I is,and I ain't what I ain't)!


Don't put no rings in them man what ever you do!!!!

The owners had a son-in-law that was out of work(he had a daughter in the boss mans yard) !


He shows up with hair in a pony tail and earings! We are surveing cutting brush!

We tell him he might want to lose the earings,he gets pissed tells us that he is sleeping with the owners daughter and we might as well lose the attitude!!!


So we are chainsawing and useing brushhooks to clear line! So after a quarter mile into the brush carrying chainsaws,gas,water,range poles he decides to use the brush hook which he could barely swing hits a branch it doesn't cut clean through whips back catches his earring and tears it right out of his ear!!


He wanted us to take him home we told him to walk or work the job wasn't finnished!


He went back to the truck and cryed till we finnished the day!

The point is no long hair(why give anyone a free handle) and no body piercings that anyone can use for a free handle!!


Tighten up those man boobs!!! Just imagine what size bra Arnold will need when he quites working out!!!!


Bob
Link Posted: 9/24/2004 11:00:19 PM EST

Originally Posted By inferno715:
you need a mansierre.



you mean a BRO!!!!!!!!
Link Posted: 9/24/2004 11:01:51 PM EST

Originally Posted By 87gn:
Stop smoking pot.



+1
Link Posted: 9/24/2004 11:20:56 PM EST
Quit taking hormones.
Link Posted: 9/24/2004 11:27:22 PM EST

The ManZiere man....what else?


I prefer... the "BRO"



Link Posted: 9/24/2004 11:28:33 PM EST
Link Posted: 9/25/2004 2:25:44 AM EST
Oy....Sgt...work out or consider plastic surgery
Link Posted: 9/25/2004 2:28:05 AM EST

Originally Posted By sgtar15:
As I approach 40 I have noticed I am starting to get man boobs.

What the best way to fix this?


And is it normal for a man's nipples to get more senative over time?

SGatr15



Bench press - run distance
Strength and cardio training
Not rocket science, just effort.
Link Posted: 9/25/2004 2:39:08 AM EST
Gynecomastia
Link Posted: 9/25/2004 6:36:13 AM EST
I'm a nurse. Bigger boobs aren't a medical problem most of the time. The nipple thing is a bad sign. Guys get breast cancer and that is one sign. VERY important to get checked!
Link Posted: 9/25/2004 6:43:23 AM EST
Stop taking estrogen?
Link Posted: 9/25/2004 6:49:35 AM EST
thats the downside of being born without balls sarge...Your body up the estrogen levels and you get bitch tits...My advice, grow some balls!
Link Posted: 9/25/2004 6:50:25 AM EST


Too funny....

Sgatr15
Link Posted: 9/25/2004 7:05:02 AM EST
Link Posted: 9/25/2004 7:26:56 AM EST
Link Posted: 9/25/2004 9:14:29 AM EST
I dont like man titties.
Link Posted: 9/25/2004 9:51:55 AM EST
go buy the book "Body for life" by Bill Phillips, read it and do what it says , and in 12 weeks you will not have this problem anymore. Me and my wife did this and it changed our lives
Link Posted: 9/25/2004 9:59:23 AM EST
OMG... first it was the frikken dolls and now man boobs. You are at risk of turning into girlieman I tell you. Better fire up those shop tools and start doing manly things, or else yu will find yourself shopping for shoes with your wife...
Link Posted: 9/25/2004 10:23:34 AM EST
So sarge, what are you now....B cup?

You can always have a butterfly tattooed on one of them.
Link Posted: 9/25/2004 10:43:22 AM EST
Sgtar:

I think it all comes down to having the "want to".

IMO You can read all the books on the market, and buy all the weights you want, but you not going to make any serious changes untill you really want it bad enough.

Not to brag on myself too much but after an accident 5 years ago which broke both elbos and both wrists, I was getting fat, and lost most my muscle, well about eight months ago I woke up, and said "I aint going out like this!" Started working out every day, and dieting...Lost 40 lbs and am tring to put much of that weight back on, as muscle...I've enjoied watching my arms (biceps, triceps, delts) grow in size, my pecks are getting big enough to offset that little bit of belly that I still work on every day, and I haven't been to the gym once...I simply do 25lb curls, side lifts, crunches, and hit the calorie burning Gazelle exersizer one day, then do pushups, more crunches, squats, and jacks on the alternate day.

What ever you do, good luck, and stick with it!

Let us know how it goes.

~Crpdeth
Link Posted: 9/25/2004 11:33:49 AM EST
That's what comes with playing with Action Figures… Dolls, you've brought out your feminine side…

ANdy
Link Posted: 9/25/2004 11:38:53 AM EST

Originally Posted By 87gn:
Stop smoking pot.



Link Posted: 9/25/2004 12:14:59 PM EST
So what do you think Floopy???



Sgatr15
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