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Posted: 3/10/2006 1:05:26 PM EDT
Lets say you’re in Las Vegas on a winning streak and decide to sample the local legal fun. You head out to the bunny ranch, pick out a nice girl and haft way  thru your business a piece of rubber breaks.  You get no std BUT 3 months later you get a call and she is pregnant.  My question are U now required to pay child support  or does she file a workers comp claim for a on the job accident?? And NO I am not in this predicament. |
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Posted: 3/10/2006 1:06:21 PM EDT
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I imagine that if she pressed the issue in court you could be liable for child support.
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Posted: 3/10/2006 1:07:25 PM EDT
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Aim two inches down and dont worry about it
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Posted: 3/10/2006 1:08:52 PM EDT
[#3]
I wonder if it's actually happened.
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Posted: 3/10/2006 1:10:40 PM EDT
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She would have to go on the Maury show 1256 times before they got around to you.
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Posted: 3/10/2006 1:11:49 PM EDT
[#5]
Pay with cash. And your name is TBS.
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Posted: 3/10/2006 1:11:50 PM EDT
[#6]
I'd be willing to bet they take all kinds of contraceptives + the morning after pill as a part of a well ballanced breakfast... Or they've been sterilized.
Just a guess though Edit for spelling |
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Posted: 3/10/2006 1:11:58 PM EDT
[#7]
This is why you only do whores in the butt. DUH!
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Posted: 3/10/2006 1:12:29 PM EDT
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2" YIKES !! I would  like hell if I saw that much 'taint' 
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Posted: 3/10/2006 1:13:23 PM EDT
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A more important question is, can she apply for a green card and papers to come into the US from Mexico... and then track me, uh... you down for child support???
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Posted: 3/10/2006 1:13:39 PM EDT
[#10]
What I would be curious about is the hooker who see Charlie Sheen come in and gives him the condom with a hole in it. 
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Posted: 3/10/2006 1:21:24 PM EDT
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It is indeed a sad day in America when you can't trust a good ole whore...
  How much was it and for how long?? |
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Posted: 3/10/2006 3:19:30 PM EDT
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I cannot believe no one stepped up and said they would do the honorable thing and marry the girl.
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Posted: 3/10/2006 3:25:23 PM EDT
[#13]
Riigghhtt...
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Posted: 3/10/2006 3:39:56 PM EDT
[#14]
it must be "a friend." 
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Posted: 3/10/2006 3:43:03 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/10/2006 3:46:06 PM EDT
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She has to have your DNA to prove you are the parent. Don't give her any. |
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Posted: 3/10/2006 3:49:44 PM EDT
[#17]
As one who has made that long trip out to the Chicken Ranch I believe the chances of that happening are slim because you would probably take a look at those skanks and their exorbitant prices and leave little Elvis and your wallet in the dark. At least that's what I did.
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Posted: 3/10/2006 4:04:10 PM EDT
[#18]
really? there goes my dream. i thought they were supposed to be uber hot. |
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Posted: 3/10/2006 4:10:12 PM EDT
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Madman
Member Joined :: April 2001 Post Number :: 68 OR, USA Just wake out of a coma, or let out of the pen??
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Posted: 3/10/2006 4:17:37 PM EDT
[#20]
Why did you give her your real phone number? |
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Posted: 3/11/2006 7:30:28 AM EDT
[#21]
The super hot ones hang around the high-end bars. They don't sit around in little mobile homes. Don't believe anything the taxi drivers have to say about the brothels.
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Posted: 3/11/2006 7:37:20 AM EDT
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Posted: 3/11/2006 7:39:58 AM EDT
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Posted: 3/11/2006 7:40:22 AM EDT
[#24]
Deny them your essence. |
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Posted: 3/11/2006 7:45:26 AM EDT
[#25]
Oh, she'll still get pregnant, but the kid will grow up to be a lawyer. |
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Posted: 3/11/2006 7:46:25 AM EDT
[#26]
Just because they are skanks doesn't mean they aren't hot. I would never pay for sex.
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Posted: 3/11/2006 8:19:44 AM EDT
[#27]
We ALL pay for sex. Most transactions are just not so simle or honest.
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Posted: 3/11/2006 8:32:08 AM EDT
[#28]
HEHE I'll have to remember that!
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Posted: 3/11/2006 8:40:47 AM EDT
[#29]
If it Fucks, Floats or Fly's it cheaper to rent than it is to buy! |
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Posted: 3/11/2006 8:53:11 AM EDT
[#30]
Is this her?
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Posted: 3/11/2006 8:57:26 AM EDT
[#31]
I can't believe that nobody's said this yet:
"What happens in Vegas, STAYS in Vegas!" |
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Posted: 3/11/2006 9:01:14 AM EDT
[#32]
OMG that looks like some freaky creature on Star Trek!
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Posted: 3/11/2006 10:41:07 AM EDT
[#33]
Who be dat babies daddy????.....
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Posted: 3/11/2006 11:02:50 AM EDT
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Posted: 3/11/2006 11:06:55 AM EDT
[#35]
Or second daddy, looks like a c-section scar is already there 
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Posted: 3/11/2006 11:17:14 AM EDT
[#36]
Workers comp would definately NOT cover it... Whores and Strippers are independent contractors and their employer is exempt from ANY obligations.
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Posted: 3/11/2006 11:38:28 AM EDT
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This is a strange question. Why are you even thinking about this? Are you thinking about visting a brothel for the first time and are worried about "repercussions or something?" Well take it from someone whos been to a legal brothel (no it's not me i swear! it my cousins half brother!) It is totally business like and professional. The girls are medically checked and they always use condoms. This aint like the street. There is no way a hooker would have a JOHNS baby! just no freaking way. BTW if you're ever in Holland or Germany....................................
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Posted: 3/11/2006 1:30:47 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/12/2006 7:42:25 AM EDT
[#39]
Skanky hot is a wonderful combo. These girls were just plain skanky. I said no thanks and was sent to the bar to hang around with Cujo and Kojak the cross-eyed psycho!
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Posted: 3/12/2006 9:58:38 AM EDT
[#40]
That may just be the hair........ |
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Posted: 3/12/2006 10:03:23 AM EDT
[#41]
I'm thinking such a woman would have an abortion. I mean that can’t be good for business to be pregnant.
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Posted: 3/12/2006 10:15:37 AM EDT
[#42]
Oh...I dunno about that. I'm guessing you never get around to any of the fetish sites on the web? Freaky shit out there. BC |
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Posted: 3/12/2006 10:35:25 AM EDT
[#43]
I would say those women are on more kinds of birth control than you can count. They probably wrap the pill in the patch, and swallow it while getting a depo shot in the ass.
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