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Posted: 3/14/2011 8:59:06 AM EST
False. Black bear.
Link Posted: 3/14/2011 9:00:03 AM EST
Link Posted: 3/14/2011 9:00:31 AM EST
Bears, beets, Battlestar Galactica.
Link Posted: 3/14/2011 9:01:05 AM EST
Originally Posted By TheBigRuss:
Bears, beets, Battlestar Galactica.


Don't forget teh BEWBIES!
Link Posted: 3/14/2011 9:01:34 AM EST
Originally Posted By TheBigRuss:
Bears, beets, Battlestar Galactica.


Michael!!
Link Posted: 3/14/2011 9:01:35 AM EST
Fact: Bears eat beets.
Link Posted: 3/14/2011 9:02:02 AM EST
"MICHAEL!"
Link Posted: 3/14/2011 9:02:49 AM EST
IF you are going to be a bear, be a grizzley....
Link Posted: 3/14/2011 9:03:15 AM EST
Link Posted: 3/14/2011 9:03:47 AM EST
Identity theft is a crim Jim.
Link Posted: 3/14/2011 9:05:26 AM EST
Dwight K Schrute: Determined. Worker. Intense. Good Worker. Hard Worker. Terrific.
Link Posted: 3/14/2011 9:07:45 AM EST
Originally Posted By dhmjr40:
Dwight K Schrute: Determined. Worker. Intense. Good Worker. Hard Worker. Terrific.


I am convinced Dwight K Schrute is an Arfcommer.

As for the bear question, is is Polar Bear, of course,

Massive FAIL for the OP.

Link Posted: 3/14/2011 9:13:39 AM EST
That's what she said
Link Posted: 3/14/2011 9:14:31 AM EST
The kind that drinks it's own piss.
Link Posted: 3/14/2011 9:14:53 AM EST
Originally Posted By Bohr_Adam:
Originally Posted By dhmjr40:
Dwight K Schrute: Determined. Worker. Intense. Good Worker. Hard Worker. Terrific.


I am convinced Dwight K Schrute is an Arfcommer.

As for the bear question, is is Polar Bear, of course,

Massive FAIL for the OP.



I agree,

Would I ever leave this company? Look, I'm all about loyalty. In fact, I feel like part of what I'm being paid for here is my loyalty. But if there were somewhere else that valued loyalty more highly, I'm going wherever they value loyalty the most.
Link Posted: 3/14/2011 9:15:31 AM EST
[Last Edit: 3/14/2011 9:17:05 AM EST by sd_norske]
Originally Posted By Bohr_Adam:

I am convinced Dwight K Schrute is an Arfcommer.



I'm convinced Dwight is based on Dave_A. I think he reported me when I posted that.
Link Posted: 3/14/2011 9:17:27 AM EST

Originally Posted By 101_proof:
False. Black bear.

That's debatable. There are basically two schools of thought...
Link Posted: 3/14/2011 9:18:06 AM EST

Originally Posted By Bohr_Adam:
Originally Posted By dhmjr40:
Dwight K Schrute: Determined. Worker. Intense. Good Worker. Hard Worker. Terrific.


I am convinced Dwight K Schrute is an Arfcommer.

As for the bear question, is is Polar Bear, of course,

Massive FAIL for the OP.


That's debatable. There are basically two schools of thought––
Link Posted: 3/14/2011 9:30:27 AM EST

Originally Posted By dhmjr40:
Originally Posted By Bohr_Adam:
Originally Posted By dhmjr40:
Dwight K Schrute: Determined. Worker. Intense. Good Worker. Hard Worker. Terrific.


I am convinced Dwight K Schrute is an Arfcommer.

As for the bear question, is is Polar Bear, of course,

Massive FAIL for the OP.



I agree,

Would I ever leave this company? Look, I'm all about loyalty. In fact, I feel like part of what I'm being paid for here is my loyalty. But if there were somewhere else that valued loyalty more highly, I'm going wherever they value loyalty the most.


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Link Posted: 3/14/2011 9:56:37 AM EST
Link Posted: 3/14/2011 9:58:49 AM EST
[Last Edit: 3/14/2011 10:15:09 AM EST by --bullseye--]
This is one of my favorite Dwight moments of all time:

Link Posted: 3/14/2011 10:02:48 AM EST
Someone one that show gets it.

Watch it and see how many times some interesting numbers pop up on things like hotel rooms. 308, 45, 223, etc.
Link Posted: 3/14/2011 10:04:46 AM EST
Originally Posted By ––bullseye––:
This is one of my favorite Dwight moments of all time:



I can't figure out how to get it from the code above, and the embedding isn't working - do you have an address?
Link Posted: 3/14/2011 10:07:07 AM EST

Originally Posted By Bohr_Adam:
Originally Posted By ––bullseye––:
This is one of my favorite Dwight moments of all time:



I can't figure out how to get it from the code above, and the embedding isn't working - do you have an address?

Here it is.

http://www.hulu.com/watch/75023/the-office-best-dwight-moments-1



This is the first time I've embedded Hulu videos. It's working for me on Chrome. What browser are you using?

Link Posted: 3/14/2011 10:07:11 AM EST
Cumberland Mills? And how did you get my resume? Oh no no, I''m flattered, don't get me wrong. I''m just not sure it's my official resume, or if its just something a satisfied customer posted online. What does it say under martial arts training? Oh... okay, I''m going to have to supplement that. What''s your fax number?

[...]

So you got the fax? So why didn't you add it to the resume? What do you mean? Of course martial arts training is relevant. Uh excuse me, I know about a billion Asians who would beg to differ! Uh yeah, I get a little frustrated when I''m dealing with incompetence! Well you know what? You can go to hell too, and I''ll see you there. BURNING. FINE. Oh wait, so you'll let me know when you made a decision?
Link Posted: 3/14/2011 10:07:34 AM EST
I don't have a lot of experience with vampires, but I have hunted werewolves. I shot one once, but by the time I got to it, it had turned back into my neighbor's dog.


Women are like wolves. If you want one you must trap it. Snare it. Tame it. Feed it.
Link Posted: 3/14/2011 10:10:24 AM EST
Welcome to hotel hell. Check in time now, check out time never.
Link Posted: 3/14/2011 10:13:51 AM EST
Originally Posted By Zedhead:
Someone one that show gets it.

Watch it and see how many times some interesting numbers pop up on things like hotel rooms. 308, 45, 223, etc.


I lost my sh!t when (IIRC) Dwight is in Rm 223, Michael is in 308.


There are FAR too many similarities between Dwight's character and the stereotypes we all joke about with "typical arfcommer" to be a coincidence.

Link Posted: 3/14/2011 10:15:00 AM EST
In the wild, there is no health care. In the wild, health care is, "Ow, I hurt my leg. I can't run. A lion eats me and I'm dead." Well, I'm not dead. I'm the lion, you're dead
Link Posted: 3/14/2011 10:15:11 AM EST
Originally Posted By ––bullseye––:

Originally Posted By Bohr_Adam:
Originally Posted By ––bullseye––:
This is one of my favorite Dwight moments of all time:



I can't figure out how to get it from the code above, and the embedding isn't working - do you have an address?

Here it is.

http://www.hulu.com/watch/75023/the-office-best-dwight-moments-1



This is the first time I've embedded Hulu videos. It's working for me on Chrome. What browser are you using?



I'm in Safari.

This is what I see:

Link Posted: 3/14/2011 10:17:26 AM EST
[Last Edit: 3/14/2011 10:17:46 AM EST by metalsaber]

Originally Posted By Bohr_Adam:
Originally Posted By ––bullseye––:

Originally Posted By Bohr_Adam:
Originally Posted By ––bullseye––:
This is one of my favorite Dwight moments of all time:



I can't figure out how to get it from the code above, and the embedding isn't working - do you have an address?

Here it is.

http://www.hulu.com/watch/75023/the-office-best-dwight-moments-1



This is the first time I've embedded Hulu videos. It's working for me on Chrome. What browser are you using?



I'm in Safari.

This is what I see:

http://www.ar15.com/media/viewFile.html?i=27477

yeah wasn't working for me either.


Link Posted: 3/14/2011 10:21:34 AM EST
[Last Edit: 3/14/2011 10:21:56 AM EST by --bullseye--]

Originally Posted By Bohr_Adam:


I'm in Safari.

This is what I see:

http://www.ar15.com/media/viewFile.html?i=27477

I opened up IE and Firefox on my computer, and I get the same message. Then I went to another computer and tried it on Chrome there and got the same message. Apparently you can embed Hulu videos, but only the person that embeds it can watch it, and only in the browser they initially posted it from...?

Weird. It was a fun try anyway. When it worked for me I thought it was pretty cool to see a Hulu video playing on arfcom...combining my two biggest internet time wasters into one.
Link Posted: 3/14/2011 10:25:02 AM EST
If it directed you to the episode where Dwight starts the fire, Stanley has the heart attack, prompting corporate to require a CPR class, when asked "What do we check for now?" Dwight responds "Organ donor card, we only have seconds." And then procedes to filet the CPR dummy, extracting the organs and then cuts the face off and wears it around the office. It worked for me.
Link Posted: 3/14/2011 10:30:22 AM EST

Originally Posted By dhmjr40:
If it directed you to the episode where Dwight starts the fire, Stanley has the heart attack, prompting corporate to require a CPR class, when asked "What do we check for now?" Dwight responds "Organ donor card, we only have seconds." And then procedes to filet the CPR dummy, extracting the organs and then cuts the face off and wears it around the office. It worked for me.

That's the one.

Very interesting that it's only working intermittently. Looks like only some people get permission to view it. Apparently Hulu has a very tough vetting process.
Link Posted: 3/14/2011 10:38:29 AM EST
[Last Edit: 3/14/2011 10:40:31 AM EST by dhmjr40]
Did ya notice what handgun Dwight used to start the "Race for the Cure from Bat Rabies" or whatever the hell it was?


Security in this office park is a joke. Last year, I came to work with my spud gun in a duffel bag. I sat at my desk all day, with a rifle that shoots potatoes at 60 pounds per square inch. Can you imagine if I was deranged?
Link Posted: 3/14/2011 10:40:34 AM EST



Damn, we are so fucked now.

Bear Cavalry, Hover Bear, now those fuckers.
Link Posted: 3/14/2011 10:41:42 AM EST

Originally Posted By dhmjr40:
Did ya notice what handgun Dwight used to start the "Race for the Cure from Bat Rabies" or whatever the hell it was?

Michael Scott's Dunder Mifflin Scranton Meredith Palmer Memorial Celebrity Rabies Awareness Pro-Am Fun Run Race For The Cure


Link Posted: 3/14/2011 10:43:31 AM EST
Link Posted: 3/14/2011 10:44:05 AM EST
Originally Posted By andrasik:

Originally Posted By dhmjr40:
Did ya notice what handgun Dwight used to start the "Race for the Cure from Bat Rabies" or whatever the hell it was?

Michael Scott's Dunder Mifflin Scranton Meredith Palmer Memorial Celebrity Rabies Awareness Pro-Am Fun Run Race For The Cure




That's the one, , I couldn't remember all that but did remember the "nurse."
Link Posted: 3/14/2011 10:46:41 AM EST
ME!!!
Link Posted: 3/14/2011 10:48:22 AM EST
German. Oh.
Link Posted: 3/14/2011 10:49:58 AM EST

Originally Posted By dhmjr40:
If it directed you to the episode where Dwight starts the fire, Stanley has the heart attack, prompting corporate to require a CPR class, when asked "What do we check for now?" Dwight responds "Organ donor card, we only have seconds." And then procedes to filet the CPR dummy, extracting the organs and then cuts the face off and wears it around the office. It worked for me.

Best episode in at least the last 3 seasons!
Link Posted: 3/14/2011 10:51:51 AM EST
Link Posted: 3/14/2011 10:54:39 AM EST
Originally Posted By DangerJ:
Originally Posted By Zedhead:
Someone one that show gets it.

Watch it and see how many times some interesting numbers pop up on things like hotel rooms. 308, 45, 223, etc.


I lost my sh!t when (IIRC) Dwight is in Rm 223, Michael is in 308.


There are FAR too many similarities between Dwight's character and the stereotypes we all joke about with "typical arfcommer" to be a coincidence.



Arfcommer or not, internet forums in general have to be a gold mine for writers trying to get ideas and into the psychology of certain characters - and also for comedy writers to play up stereotypical extremes.
Link Posted: 3/14/2011 10:55:33 AM EST
While the part where Dwight cuts up the dummy is good, I still think the best intro EVER was the one where Dwight got pissed off that no one paid attention to his fire safety presentation and subsequently lights the office on fire.

I think that might have been the intro to the above episode but I can't remember for sure.

Anyways, it always cracks me up.
"What's that?!"
"THE FIRE'S SHOOTING AT US! "

Link Posted: 3/14/2011 11:00:50 AM EST
Big
Brown
Bear
Beautiful
Baboons
Blowing
Bubbles
Biking
Backwards
.......
Link Posted: 3/14/2011 11:01:35 AM EST
Jeez, I forgot all about the part that killed me about that episode. Oscar tries to escape in the ceiling and Angela throws that big ass cat up and it comes right down through another piece of ceiling tile. I'm wiping tears now. That was a landmark show.
Link Posted: 3/14/2011 11:03:28 AM EST

Originally Posted By dhmjr40:
Jeez, I forgot all about the part that killed me about that episode. Oscar tries to escape in the ceiling and Angela throws that big ass cat up and it comes right down through another piece of ceiling tile. I'm wiping tears now. That was a landmark show.

YES!!

"Take me!"
"I can't - you're too heavy!"
"I weigh 86 pounds!! Save Bandit!"
*throws cat*
*crash*

FUCKING LOL
Link Posted: 3/14/2011 11:13:42 AM EST
The one when Michael burns his foot on the George Foreman grill, and Jim takes Michael and Dwight to the hospital is fucking brutal. Jim squirting them both with the spray bottle in Meredith's van nearly made me puke from laughing.
Link Posted: 3/14/2011 11:16:11 AM EST
Free beer
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