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Posted: 9/29/2011 3:31:04 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/29/2011 3:56:50 PM EDT by TheMightyAdam]
I need to come up with some ideas. What are some cheap things you've done in the past with success?

I don't have any money for a camera so I'll give you guys the next best thing. A mental picture!

5'9''
White
120 pounds
Brunette, curly brown hair
B-cup
Works out
19 yrs. old.

Anniversary is tomorrow.

EDIT: I'm looking for SERIOUS ideas only. I think I can get her to take some sexy pics that I will share tomorrow if all goes well.

Link Posted: 9/29/2011 3:34:16 PM EDT
a bow around your penis
Link Posted: 9/29/2011 3:35:35 PM EDT
a promise that you'll stop being a cheap SOB
Link Posted: 9/29/2011 3:36:19 PM EDT
Originally Posted By TheMightyAdam:
I need to come up with some ideas. What are some cheap things you've done in the past with success?

I don't have any money for a camera so I'll give you guys the next best thing. A mental picture!

5'9''
White
120 pounds
Brunette, curly brown hair
B-cup
Works out



Buy a camera wallah two birds one stone.
Link Posted: 9/29/2011 3:36:44 PM EDT
Give her a necklace.
Link Posted: 9/29/2011 3:37:57 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Swoosh101:
Originally Posted By TheMightyAdam:
I need to come up with some ideas. What are some cheap things you've done in the past with success?

I don't have any money for a camera so I'll give you guys the next best thing. A mental picture!

5'9''
White
120 pounds
Brunette, curly brown hair
B-cup
Works out



Buy a camera wallah two birds one stone.


Maybe I will if I get some good suggestions.

Link Posted: 9/29/2011 3:38:20 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/29/2011 3:38:36 PM EDT
Originally Posted By captainpooby:
Give her a necklace.


No money, bro.

Link Posted: 9/29/2011 3:39:23 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Oliver:
a bow around your penis


First post again!!!!!
Link Posted: 9/29/2011 3:39:45 PM EDT
Originally Posted By TheMightyAdam:
Originally Posted By Swoosh101:
Originally Posted By TheMightyAdam:
I need to come up with some ideas. What are some cheap things you've done in the past with success?

I don't have any money for a camera so I'll give you guys the next best thing. A mental picture!

5'9''
White
120 pounds
Brunette, curly brown hair
B-cup
Works out



Buy a camera wallah two birds one stone.


Maybe I will if I get some good suggestions.



Get her a camera bitches like cameras
Link Posted: 9/29/2011 3:39:50 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Oliver:
a bow around your penis

Well the traditional 4th anniversary gift is linen or silk, so that might just work!
Link Posted: 9/29/2011 3:39:52 PM EDT
Originally Posted By TheMightyAdam:
Originally Posted By captainpooby:
Give her a necklace.


No money, bro.






Somebody is a little dense tonight.


Pearl necklace.
Link Posted: 9/29/2011 3:40:03 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/29/2011 3:41:08 PM EDT by derekv814]
Originally Posted By captainpooby:
Give her a necklace.


Perhaps the necklace of pearl?

Dammit beat by 11 seconds!
Link Posted: 9/29/2011 3:40:15 PM EDT

Originally Posted By TheMightyAdam:
Originally Posted By captainpooby:
Give her a necklace.


No money, bro.

Some necklaces are very inexpensive.

Link Posted: 9/29/2011 3:40:35 PM EDT
Originally Posted By dex357:
Originally Posted By TheMightyAdam:
Originally Posted By captainpooby:
Give her a necklace.


No money, bro.






Somebody is a little dense tonight.


Pearl necklace.


Umm, pearls are expensive....
Link Posted: 9/29/2011 3:41:12 PM EDT
Where you ever a Ranger?
Link Posted: 9/29/2011 3:41:26 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Harvster:

Originally Posted By TheMightyAdam:
Originally Posted By captainpooby:
Give her a necklace.


No money, bro.

Some necklaces are very inexpensive.



She says cheap jewelery makes her skin turn green.
Link Posted: 9/29/2011 3:41:31 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Harvster:
Where you ever a Ranger?


Link Posted: 9/29/2011 3:42:07 PM EDT
Anal or fisting...maybe both
Link Posted: 9/29/2011 3:42:14 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Harvster:
Where you ever a Ranger?


I was a power ranger for Halloween once. The red one.
Link Posted: 9/29/2011 3:43:14 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/29/2011 3:43:56 PM EDT by derekv814]
Originally Posted By TheMightyAdam:
Originally Posted By dex357:
Originally Posted By TheMightyAdam:
Originally Posted By captainpooby:
Give her a necklace.


No money, bro.






Somebody is a little dense tonight.


Pearl necklace.


Umm, pearls are expensive....



LINK NOT SAFE FOR WORK!!!!!! EDUCATIONAL PURPOSES ONLY!!!!!!

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=pearl+necklace

Link Posted: 9/29/2011 3:44:52 PM EDT
Your in alaska. Take a 2 day 'romantic' gold panning trip, never know it might pay for itself
Link Posted: 9/29/2011 3:46:41 PM EDT
Originally Posted By wilNva:
Your in alaska. Take a 2 day 'romantic' gold panning trip, never know it might pay for itself


Alaska is a very big place with few roads so you usually have to drive far, take a boat, or fly there in a plane to get to any good spot.
Link Posted: 9/29/2011 3:47:36 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Oliver:
a bow around your penis


Or in a box. Sex is free.
Link Posted: 9/29/2011 3:48:57 PM EDT

We've done some cheap anniversary celebrations.

Mostly relatively quiet day trips, with simple but nice lunch/snacks packed. Local sights, fairs, etc.

There is nothing wrong with surprising her with a homemade dinner and all the household chores done before she gets home.

.
Link Posted: 9/29/2011 3:55:51 PM EDT
A new husband who isn't so cheap!
Link Posted: 9/29/2011 4:22:42 PM EDT
so let me get this straight. she's 19? and this is your 4th aniversary? so you married her at 15 or this is just 4 years together?
Link Posted: 9/29/2011 4:23:25 PM EDT
Originally Posted By TheMightyAdam:
Originally Posted By Harvster:

Originally Posted By TheMightyAdam:
Originally Posted By captainpooby:
Give her a necklace.


No money, bro.

Some necklaces are very inexpensive.



She says cheap jewelery makes her skin turn green.


Maybe you get an STD test for your 4 year anniversary if you're turning her neck green...?
Link Posted: 9/29/2011 4:34:04 PM EDT
my suggestion is not cheap, and not nice.


so lets just say take her on a nice walk at night and promise her the moon and the stars

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Link Posted: 9/29/2011 5:33:46 PM EDT
Maybe a candle lit home cooked meal or take her on a picnic to a nearby scenic/romantic place. Make it all about her, dude. Trust me, I just celebrated my 30th last month.
Link Posted: 9/29/2011 5:55:11 PM EDT
OK, I will play and offer a serious idea that might impress the hell out of her (or not if you have to explain it too much).

Your know about Silver (25), Gold (50) and Diamond (60) anniverseries? Every year has a mateial that goes with it.

Four Years is the Aniiversery is linen or silk (Fruit or Flowers in the UK).




Get her Fruit or Flowers (or lenin or silk), not because you are cheap, but because it is traditional and you are supposed to ––- Hydrangea flowers would be perfect (the flower for four years).
Link Posted: 9/29/2011 6:02:56 PM EDT
Dick in a box...
Link Posted: 9/29/2011 6:04:34 PM EDT
Originally Posted By fatkid35:
so let me get this straight. she's 19? and this is your 4th aniversary? so you married her at 15 or this is just 4 years together?


This.
Link Posted: 9/29/2011 6:07:44 PM EDT
Hot bath, massage, oral sex. No woman I have ever been with complained about that combo for any bday, holiday, or hallmark anniversary...
Link Posted: 9/29/2011 6:10:11 PM EDT
SIIHPAPP?
Link Posted: 9/29/2011 6:12:38 PM EDT
Originally Posted By TheMightyAdam:
Originally Posted By dex357:
Originally Posted By TheMightyAdam:
Originally Posted By captainpooby:
Give her a necklace.


No money, bro.






Somebody is a little dense tonight.


Pearl necklace.


Umm, pearls are expensive....


Link Posted: 9/29/2011 6:16:08 PM EDT
Originally Posted By MrsMonk:
Originally Posted By TheMightyAdam:
Originally Posted By dex357:
Originally Posted By TheMightyAdam:
Originally Posted By captainpooby:
Give her a necklace.


No money, bro.






Somebody is a little dense tonight.


Pearl necklace.


Umm, pearls are expensive....





Pearl Necklace


She's really upset with me again,
I didn't give her what she likes.
I don't know what to tell her,
Don't know what to say.
Everything got funky last night.

She was really bombed,
And I was really blown away,
Until I asked her what she wanted,
And this is what she had to say:
A pearl necklace.
She wanna pearl necklace.
She wanna pearl necklace.

She gets a charge out of bein' so weird,
Digs gettin' downright strange.
But I can keep a handle on anything,
Just this side of deranged.

She was gettin' bombed,
And I was gettin' blown away,
And she held it in her hand
And this is what she had to say:
A pearl necklace.
She wanna pearl necklace.
She wanna pearl necklace.

She's so cold, as pure as the driven slush.
And that's not jewelry she's talkin'about, [see notes]
It really don't cost that much.

She was gettin' bombed,
And I was gettin' blown away,
And she took it in her hand,
And this is what she had to say:
A pearl necklace.
She wanna pearl necklace.
She wanna pearl necklace.


Link Posted: 9/29/2011 6:21:10 PM EDT
Give her nothing.
Link Posted: 9/29/2011 6:22:20 PM EDT
Dick. box.
Link Posted: 9/29/2011 6:24:16 PM EDT

Originally Posted By TheMightyAdam:
Originally Posted By dex357:
Originally Posted By TheMightyAdam:
Originally Posted By captainpooby:
Give her a necklace.


No money, bro.



Somebody is a little dense tonight.


Pearl necklace.


Umm, pearls are expensive....

I may be of assistance. Post pics for price quote
Link Posted: 9/29/2011 6:33:56 PM EDT
Today was our anniversary.

She handed me my cup of coffee with the biggest grin I've seen in a while.



Link Posted: 9/29/2011 7:26:22 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Bohr_Adam:
Originally Posted By fatkid35:
so let me get this straight. she's 19? and this is your 4th aniversary? so you married her at 15 or this is just 4 years together?


This.


Not so fast Hoss,

One of the finest men I've ever worked with was sixteen when he married his bride of fourteen.

Factor that stat into your elitist head.

You'll probably chock it up as the " Archie Bunker" group as you've done in the past.

" Archie Bunker" is a common Liberal descriptor BTW.
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