User Panel
Posted: 9/27/2005 8:57:34 AM EDT
Man Killed With Fork
There is no reason anyone should have these deadly instruments, especially with the advent of finger-foods. Methinks Sarah Brady will not get onboard with me on this. |
|
I think we'll have a hard time banning forks outright. We'll need to start smaller. Maybe we could ban evil features on forks, like pistol grips and bayonnet lugs.
|
|
Oyster forks should go- they can be concealed too easily. Full size dinner forks ok, but should be registered in a database.
|
|
Forks have probably killed more people than .50 calibers. |
|
|
Maybe not in the sandbox. |
|
|
My email to the VPC...I don't think I'll get a reply, do you?
|
|
|
I will stab you in the muthafuckin' eye with a muthafuckin' fork!
The gentle words I used to break my little brother of his chewing with his mouth open habit..... |
|
Well then, pitchforks need to be banned and confiscated immediately. There is no constructive use for something that large and that deadly. No private citizen needs one of those killer forks.
|
|
You guys are missing the most important part. Making up new terms. I'll start:
- Fork with more than three tines, Assualt Fork - Inexpensive fork from an outlet store, Saturday Night Dinner Special |
|
What about plastic forks? Throwaway forks that are frequently discarded after a crime. And the ones with black oxide finish? They are for the special forkses. |
|
|
Since a pit bull was involved, along with an argument and a fork used as a weapon, I don't think we are dealing with the upper social strata to begin with.
|
|
Forks have killed more innocent people... |
||
|
We also need to start a registry of AOU's. Sporks could be easily construed as a spoon, but in reality, they are just as deadly as a salad fork!
Ban Sporks! Do it for the Children! |
|
Now THAT I have little doubt. |
|||
|
|
I have some inside sources telling me that there are special plastic forks specifically designed to defeat metal detectors and airport security. Apparantly people can put one of these forks in their pocket and walk right in and get on a plane! |
||
|
A spork is clearly an underhanded attempt by the Fork Lobby to circumvent the assault fork ban, by simply making cosmetic changes in these deadly weapons.
|
|
Doing a group buy on professional grade, long tine barbeque forks.
|
|
You always have the coolest toys. |
|
|
Seen these? deadly folding fork |
|
|
Of all the times to be unable to find my picture of a 1700's nobleman's dinnerware... each utensil had a built-in matchlock derringer in the handle.
If that ain't an assault fork, I don't know what is! Maybe in your e-mail to the VPC you should mention that England is trying to ban long, pointed knives... |
|
If a teflon coated non-stick fork can defeat body armor, then they must be banned : )
|
|
Sad but true. Our society is faced with killer objects everyday. Even children are not safe. The most deadly chemical know to man is in our homes, offices, play areas, and even school.
dihydrogen monoxide is bad. More people die from this substance than any other substance known. PLEASE: when you write your representative to ask for a ban on forks, also state that your want dihygrogen monoxide banned now! http://www.lhup.edu/~dsimanek/dhmo.htm |
|
I used to own several assault forks, but the were all lost in a boating accident last year
|
|
You ought to rethink that. This was a large serving fork....the kind that can pierce body armor and bring down jet airliners. There is no place in our modern society for forks of such size and obvious destructive capabilities. What would happen if terrorists got their hands on such a device? I am starting a petition to ban all such devices. In a modern society, we ought to only have those plastic Sporks. It is just too dangerous. No one needs a fork that size. |
|
|
Someone pointed out that they cannot be detected by metal detectors at checkpoints! |
||
|
It was: Fork you, mortar forker! |
|
|
California will preform safety tests and only allow certified forks to boe owned within its borders.
|
|
(I guess the guy doing the forking could have been called a mortal forker...or he delivered a mortal fork-wound). |
||
|
Hmmmm. Good point. Once they get past the DHS checkpoint they could be used to launch deadly peas at flight crews. Then why do we need eating utensils at all? Man got by for thousands of years before metal was discovered. Who needs them with our diet of Tofu and soybeans. They are just used by barbarians to cut up animal flesh anyway (icky!) |
|
|
Me thinks that some form of "fork control" won't go over well with some of the liberal celebs. Like for instance, Rosie O'Donnell. What would she have to gain in a society without forks? Certainly not weight! Ah, she'd do fine though. Unless troughs were banned.
|
|
I hear you need an FFL (Federal Flatware License) if you are transferring across state lines... |
|
|
These cannot be detected by conventional airport scanning equipment! |
|
|
You can have my fork when you can pry it from my cold dead hands!
See you in HELL!!! BTW- Life Member: National Eating Utensil Association Forks don't kill people, I DO! |
|
Of course the Founding Fathers of our nation could not have possibly imagined what 200 years of flatware technology would produce. New weapons of mass destruction like the spork or the electric carving knife.
Do you know a teenager can walk into a Wendys, order a baked potato, andwalk out with a fork without ever showing ID! |
|
most Wendy's have a mandatory 3 minute waiting period, many much longer. |
|
|
|
And she conceals it in her ass |
|
|
They have knife control in England now. Maybe the Knife and Fork control groups will get together and combine forces?
I wonder if he yelled, “Fork You!” as he stabbed. No. I heard he yelled "I stuck a fork in him, he's done!" |
|
You don't need a fork to eat raw vegetables and grasses. Forks are only good for one thing and that is MEAT!!!
Ban them now! Do it for the children! If it saves just one life...yada, yada, yada...[oprah_off] |
|
Sign up for the ARFCOM weekly newsletter and be entered to win a free ARFCOM membership. One new winner* is announced every week!
You will receive an email every Friday morning featuring the latest chatter from the hottest topics, breaking news surrounding legislation, as well as exclusive deals only available to ARFCOM email subscribers.
AR15.COM is the world's largest firearm community and is a gathering place for firearm enthusiasts of all types.
From hunters and military members, to competition shooters and general firearm enthusiasts, we welcome anyone who values and respects the way of the firearm.
Subscribe to our monthly Newsletter to receive firearm news, product discounts from your favorite Industry Partners, and more.
Copyright © 1996-2024 AR15.COM LLC. All Rights Reserved.
Any use of this content without express written consent is prohibited.
AR15.Com reserves the right to overwrite or replace any affiliate, commercial, or monetizable links, posted by users, with our own.