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Posted: 9/6/2004 3:21:35 PM EST
So, this morning QS and I, as well as another couple, decide to visit our local zoo to get out and enjoy the holiday. I left early because I had a family gathering to go to, but receieved a call from QS about 20 minutes later stating that he has seen a female baboon giving "oral pleasure" to a much younger male baboon (apparently it later turned into a group thing consisting of 3 female baboons and one male) and he later witnessed a male rhino attempting to place his horn is a female's holiest of holes in order to make her move out of his spot. You have to love wildlife and cell phones.
Link Posted: 9/6/2004 3:22:38 PM EST

Link Posted: 9/6/2004 3:26:52 PM EST

QS isn't very subtle when dropping hints, is he?

Link Posted: 9/6/2004 3:28:34 PM EST
Damn dirty apes!
Link Posted: 9/6/2004 3:29:59 PM EST
And you don't even have pics...

I am not surprised by this story at all, having met QS.
Link Posted: 9/6/2004 3:32:45 PM EST

Originally Posted By Sniper_Wolfe:

I am not surprised by this story at all, having met QS.




You could at least offer me some sympathy!
Link Posted: 9/6/2004 3:33:27 PM EST

Originally Posted By MarianLibrarian:

Originally Posted By Sniper_Wolfe:

I am not surprised by this story at all, having met QS.




You could at least offer me some sympathy!



Sorry, but I think that you two form a good combination.
Link Posted: 9/6/2004 3:36:48 PM EST

Originally Posted By Sniper_Wolfe:

Originally Posted By MarianLibrarian:

Originally Posted By Sniper_Wolfe:

I am not surprised by this story at all, having met QS.




You could at least offer me some sympathy!



Sorry, but I think that you two form a good combination.



I'm not sure that is a compliment or not. Anyway, I am pretty sure that I already have a reserved spot in heaven just for marrying the man and attempting to shield the rest of the world from him at times.
Link Posted: 9/6/2004 3:48:55 PM EST

Originally Posted By MarianLibrarian:

Originally Posted By Sniper_Wolfe:

Originally Posted By MarianLibrarian:

Originally Posted By Sniper_Wolfe:

I am not surprised by this story at all, having met QS.




You could at least offer me some sympathy!



Sorry, but I think that you two form a good combination.



I'm not sure that is a compliment or not. Anyway, I am pretty sure that I already have a reserved spot in heaven just for marrying the man and attempting to shield the rest of the world from him at times.



When we chat, he laughs at most of what I say. You have to be pretty warped to laugh all the time and not say, "dude, WTF did you just say?!?!"

Thus, I think Snipercub just told you that you're warped.
Link Posted: 9/6/2004 3:52:47 PM EST

Originally Posted By Balzac72:

Originally Posted By MarianLibrarian:

Originally Posted By Sniper_Wolfe:

Originally Posted By MarianLibrarian:

Originally Posted By Sniper_Wolfe:

I am not surprised by this story at all, having met QS.




You could at least offer me some sympathy!



Sorry, but I think that you two form a good combination.



I'm not sure that is a compliment or not. Anyway, I am pretty sure that I already have a reserved spot in heaven just for marrying the man and attempting to shield the rest of the world from him at times.



When we chat, he laughs at most of what I say. You have to be pretty warped to laugh all the time and not say, "dude, WTF did you just say?!?!"

Thus, I think Snipercub just told you that you're warped.



Considering that you are a lawyer and all, I'm gonna pretend that what you said was legalese and that I didn't understand any of it.
Link Posted: 9/6/2004 3:56:14 PM EST

Originally Posted By MarianLibrarian:

Considering that you are a lawyer and all, I'm gonna pretend that what you said was legalese and that I didn't understand any of it.



I prefer "prosecutor." It doesn't sound as dirty and evil as the L word.
Link Posted: 9/6/2004 4:00:34 PM EST

Originally Posted By Balzac72:

Originally Posted By MarianLibrarian:

Considering that you are a lawyer and all, I'm gonna pretend that what you said was legalese and that I didn't understand any of it.



I prefer "prosecutor." It doesn't sound as dirty and evil as the L word.



There you go again!
Link Posted: 9/6/2004 4:04:50 PM EST
Are you sure that QS wasnt the one doing something to the female rhino, instead of the male rhino?
Link Posted: 9/6/2004 4:17:59 PM EST

Originally Posted By MarianLibrarian:
Anyway, I am pretty sure that I already have a reserved spot in heaven just for marrying the man and attempting to shield the rest of the world from him at times.



Thank you
Link Posted: 9/6/2004 4:22:48 PM EST

Originally Posted By Balzac72:

Originally Posted By MarianLibrarian:

Considering that you are a lawyer and all, I'm gonna pretend that what you said was legalese and that I didn't understand any of it.



I prefer "prosecutor." It doesn't sound as dirty and evil as the L word.



You can say that all you want, but in the end...

It means you're a LAWYER for the GOVERNMENT.

Link Posted: 9/6/2004 4:27:37 PM EST

Originally Posted By Ogre_4070:

Originally Posted By MarianLibrarian:
Anyway, I am pretty sure that I already have a reserved spot in heaven just for marrying the man and attempting to shield the rest of the world from him at times.



Thank you



I try.
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