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Posted: 9/6/2004 4:21:35 PM EDT
So, this morning QS and I, as well as another couple, decide to visit our local zoo to get out and enjoy the holiday. I left early because I had a family gathering to go to, but receieved a call from QS about 20 minutes later stating that he has seen a female baboon giving "oral pleasure" to a much younger male baboon (apparently it later turned into a group thing consisting of 3 female baboons and one male) and he later witnessed a male rhino attempting to place his horn is a female's holiest of holes in order to make her move out of his spot. You have to love wildlife and cell phones.
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Posted: 9/6/2004 4:22:38 PM EDT
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Posted: 9/6/2004 4:26:52 PM EDT
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QS isn't very subtle when dropping hints, is he? |
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Posted: 9/6/2004 4:28:34 PM EDT
[#3]
Damn dirty apes!
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Posted: 9/6/2004 4:29:59 PM EDT
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And you don't even have pics...
I am not surprised by this story at all, having met QS. |
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Posted: 9/6/2004 4:32:45 PM EDT
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You could at least offer me some sympathy!  |
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Posted: 9/6/2004 4:33:27 PM EDT
[#6]
Sorry, but I think that you two form a good combination. 
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Posted: 9/6/2004 4:36:48 PM EDT
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I'm not sure that is a compliment or not.  Anyway, I am pretty sure that I already have a reserved spot in heaven just for marrying the man and attempting to shield the rest of the world from him at times.
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Posted: 9/6/2004 4:48:55 PM EDT
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When we chat, he laughs at most of what I say. You have to be pretty warped to laugh all the time and not say, "dude, WTF did you just say?!?!" Thus, I think Snipercub just told you that you're warped. 
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Posted: 9/6/2004 4:52:47 PM EDT
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Considering that you are a lawyer and all, I'm gonna pretend that what you said was legalese and that I didn't understand any of it.
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Posted: 9/6/2004 4:56:14 PM EDT
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I prefer "prosecutor." It doesn't sound as dirty and evil as the L word. 
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Posted: 9/6/2004 5:00:34 PM EDT
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There you go again! |
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Posted: 9/6/2004 5:04:50 PM EDT
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Are you sure that QS wasnt the one doing something to the female rhino, instead of the male rhino?
 
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Posted: 9/6/2004 5:17:59 PM EDT
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Thank you
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Posted: 9/6/2004 5:22:48 PM EDT
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You can say that all you want, but in the end... It means you're a LAWYER for the GOVERNMENT.
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Posted: 9/6/2004 5:27:37 PM EDT
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I try. 
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