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Posted: 9/28/2005 7:33:00 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/29/2005 1:44:42 PM EDT by crazyquik]
I was sitting at home watching TV and I heard my GSD start barking. That's a "Nazi poe-lice dog" for those of you that dont know.

I ran to a window, careful not to sillouette myself, and saw a white pickup truck outside. Immediately I retrieved my looter shooter/homeland security AK and a 30 rnd mag. Wolf hollowpoints, because they hurt more. I manned the battlements and observed the truck, which appeared to be observing my home. It had a small trailer behind it which appeared to carry a tank of biological or chemical weapons. On the side of the truck was some sort of terrorist jibberish, like Dirka Dirka Terminx Jihad.

I stashed the homeland security AK near the door (still had the .45), and stepped out into the garage. It seems he was merely "lost" and on his way to go jihad on some infidel termites.

Situation defused and I didn't even have to draw down.
Link Posted: 9/28/2005 7:37:23 AM EDT
Link Posted: 9/28/2005 7:38:45 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/28/2005 7:39:00 AM EDT by sydney7629]

Originally Posted By purplecheese:



I see your and raise you
Link Posted: 9/28/2005 7:39:56 AM EDT
They were testing your reaction time.
Link Posted: 9/28/2005 7:40:55 AM EDT
Link Posted: 9/28/2005 7:41:58 AM EDT
Support diversity
Link Posted: 9/28/2005 7:42:16 AM EDT

Originally Posted By DzlBenz:
They were testing your reaction time.



Yeah it was only a drill. The real terrorist trucks say Dirka Dirka Terminx Islamic Jihad.
Link Posted: 9/28/2005 7:51:01 AM EDT

Originally Posted By crazyquik:
Situation defused and I didn't even have to draw down.



I think his screen name says it all.

CWO
Link Posted: 9/28/2005 7:53:12 AM EDT
Was it your roommate?
Link Posted: 9/28/2005 7:54:08 AM EDT

Originally Posted By CWO:

Originally Posted By crazyquik:
Situation defused and I didn't even have to draw down.



I think his screen name says it all.

CWO



I was betting he did draw down, but reholstered so fast the drawdown went entirely unobserved.
Link Posted: 9/28/2005 7:59:53 AM EDT

Originally Posted By crazyquik:
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Wolf hollowpoints, because they hurt more.
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Excellent!
Link Posted: 9/28/2005 8:00:25 AM EDT
<---Has more brains than most islamic jihads
Link Posted: 9/28/2005 8:02:07 AM EDT
I keep seeing this black van outside my apartment.
It has this on the side:

Flowers
By
Irene

but I never see them deliver flowers. I just see guys in suits and sunglasses with MP-5's get out every once and a while to pee.

Occationally a different van is parked there

Big
Adam's
Termite
Find­ers

Same people, but with M-16's

I should go say hi.
Link Posted: 9/28/2005 8:04:37 AM EDT
there is a reason why he is crazy, you need some Zyprexa for your bipolar
Link Posted: 9/28/2005 8:06:23 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/28/2005 8:09:42 AM EDT by crazyquik]

Originally Posted By mjohn3006:
I keep seeing this black van outside my apartment.
It has this on the side:

Flowers
By
Irene

but I never see them deliver flowers. I just see guys in suits and sunglasses with MP-5's get out every once and a while to pee.

Occationally a different van is parked there

Big
Adam's
Termite
Find­ers

Same people, but with M-16's

I should go say hi.



Make sure your snipers have you covered if you do, or call in an airsoft airstrike.
Link Posted: 9/28/2005 8:08:25 AM EDT

Originally Posted By crazyquik:

Originally Posted By mjohn3006:
I keep seeing this black van outside my apartment.
It has this on the side:

Flowers
By
Irene

but I never see them deliver flowers. I just see guys in suits and sunglasses with MP-5's get out every once and a while to pee.

Occationally a different van is parked there

Big
Adam's
Termite
Find­ers

Same people, but with M-16's

I should go say hi.



Make sure your snipers have you covered if you do, or call in an airstrike.



I think we should all take a moment and go check our neighborhood garage-to-garage tunnel systems.
Link Posted: 9/28/2005 8:08:30 AM EDT
Do you have a "NO SOLICITING" sign on your door???
Link Posted: 9/28/2005 8:09:34 AM EDT
heh - I had a smiliar run on - its must be a wide spread terriost cell activation
Link Posted: 9/28/2005 8:18:13 AM EDT
Group buy on a Hero Rifle for this guy?


Link Posted: 9/28/2005 8:23:01 AM EDT
"Durka durka, mohammed jihad!!! DURKA DURKA MOHAMMED JIHAD!!!!"

When you talked to him did he say:

"Hi, I'm a terrorist. Do you know of any terrorist acts coming up?"
Link Posted: 9/28/2005 8:29:51 AM EDT
No he gave some excuse like "wrong Maple Road*, there are two of them I guess, I'm just looking at my map." in his thick accent.

New England accent, we all know that New England is a hotbed of liberalterrorism. Perhaps he was on a special mission sent by Ted Kennedy?

Nothing to see here, move along

*not the name, nor GPS coordinates of my house
Link Posted: 9/28/2005 8:42:17 AM EDT

Originally Posted By FLAL1A:

Originally Posted By crazyquik:

Originally Posted By mjohn3006:
I keep seeing this black van outside my apartment.
It has this on the side:

Flowers
By
Irene

but I never see them deliver flowers. I just see guys in suits and sunglasses with MP-5's get out every once and a while to pee.

Occationally a different van is parked there

Big
Adam's
Termite
Find­ers

Same people, but with M-16's

I should go say hi.



Make sure your snipers have you covered if you do, or call in an airstrike.



I think we should all take a moment and go check our neighborhood garage-to-garage tunnel systems.



Big +1 on that

By the way, don't forget the satellites pass over in the NC area between 1335 and 1410 hrs Zulu EST so if you have to go out, don't look up ! YMMV where you live !
Link Posted: 9/28/2005 8:48:24 AM EDT

Originally Posted By SgtWhiting:
Big +1 on that

By the way, don't forget the satellites pass over in the NC area between 1335 and 1410 hrs Zulu EST so if you have to go out, don't look up ! YMMV where you live !



+1
+ wear wide brim hat
Link Posted: 9/28/2005 4:06:52 PM EDT

Originally Posted By crazyquik:
On the side of the truck was some sort of terrorist jibberish, like Dirka Dirka Terminx Jihad.








Oh that's priceless...
Link Posted: 9/28/2005 4:18:56 PM EDT
They're probing your defenses. Prepare for an assault on your flanks.
Link Posted: 9/28/2005 4:22:21 PM EDT


Link Posted: 9/28/2005 8:04:24 PM EDT

Originally Posted By JoeWang:
They're probing your defenses. Prepare for an assault on your flanks.



Prepare to defend yourselves!
Link Posted: 9/28/2005 8:14:38 PM EDT
Did he try to wash your car and/or speak in ebonics?
Link Posted: 9/28/2005 8:17:26 PM EDT
Watch out for that roadside IUD.
Link Posted: 9/28/2005 8:23:16 PM EDT
Probably the ChemLawn guy...
Link Posted: 9/28/2005 8:30:50 PM EDT

Originally Posted By crazyquik:
On the side of the truck was some sort of terrorist jibberish, like Dirka Dirka Terminx Jihad.



Link Posted: 9/28/2005 8:34:50 PM EDT
Later this afternoon a blue minivan came up, driven by a wizard.

Wizard, magician, electrician, something like that.

I live a mile from a paved road and see perhaps 1 stray car a month, so a chemical warfare trailer and an electrician is a big day.

I put a new grip on my AK tonight just incase tomorrow the chem warfare Terminxer comes back.
Link Posted: 9/28/2005 9:14:02 PM EDT
Let me guess, it is like my weekly encounter, the guy accross the street from my house is getting his lawn mowed Seriously I am just kidding
Link Posted: 9/29/2005 5:10:29 AM EDT
Booooo!
Link Posted: 9/29/2005 5:42:41 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Lexington:
Watch out for that roadside IUD.


I think you meant IED, Improvised Explosive Device. IUD stands for IntraUterine Device.
Link Posted: 9/29/2005 6:38:19 AM EDT

I think you mean



Originally Posted By Rick357:
Let me guess, it is like my weekly encounter, the guy accross the street from my house is "getting his lawn mowed" Seriously I am just kidding





Link Posted: 9/29/2005 10:06:44 AM EDT

Originally Posted By tripledouble:

Originally Posted By Lexington:
Watch out for that roadside IUD.


I think you meant IED, Improvised Explosive Device. IUD stands for IntraUterine Device.



I know. That's the joke.
Link Posted: 9/29/2005 1:44:05 PM EDT
Ok today I was about 200 yds behind the house, down near the woods, shooting some 185 grn Remington Core-Lokt 8x57 reloads in my Mauser.

I pull out the earplug, and hear the aforementioned GSD barking, trying to get my attention.

I look up at the house and a white Chevy pickup is parked very close to the garage.

So I turn and start walking back to the house, but the guy leaves.

Either
1) he didn't see me because my MARPAT boonie blended in with the background so well
2) he was at a strange house with a "Nazi poe-lice dawg" going crazy and a guy walking towards him with a rifle.

Like I said, I usually see one stray car a month, not three in two days.
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