* If a corrupt, bloated bureaucracy can't solve it, then it's best left festering.
* Genocidal dictators, beware our harshly worded letters.
* If our baby-blue helmets don't scream seriousness, then are non-binding resolutions do.
* If troubles abound, we'll be nearby doing nothing.
* Honest; those people were raped before we got here.
* If you don't like us, our 156-4 vote says it’s the fault of Israel.
* Ignoring the irony of cronies of pissant dictatorships voting in a democratic fashion for 60 years.
* If this is an emergency, please hang up and dial America.
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