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Posted: 5/20/2005 12:21:39 PM EDT


Ha Ha. Tricked ya.

Made ya look at gun porn.

Even worse, it's that hardcore European Gun Porn.

Now you have to go ask for forgiveness.

Link Posted: 5/20/2005 12:22:24 PM EDT
You sonofa...
Link Posted: 5/20/2005 12:22:26 PM EDT
jesus wouldn't approve of your trickery
Link Posted: 5/20/2005 12:22:54 PM EDT
I got no wood. I want a refund.
Link Posted: 5/20/2005 12:23:16 PM EDT
Link Posted: 5/20/2005 12:23:41 PM EDT

Originally Posted By MDC85:
jesus wouldn't approve of your trickery



I dunno. He invented humor -- even, we must assume, lame humor.
Link Posted: 5/20/2005 12:24:05 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Sydwaiz:
I got no wood. I want a refund.



Thats cause you've been desensitized to cool guns since you live in Cali. Clearly you are an addict who has overdosed and needs harder and harder gun porn.

Link Posted: 5/20/2005 12:24:54 PM EDT
Nice bricks.

SGatr15
Link Posted: 5/20/2005 12:25:48 PM EDT
The squeeze cocker's gay but the USP rocks. Sig a distant second...
Link Posted: 5/20/2005 12:26:33 PM EDT

Originally Posted By SteyrAUG:

Originally Posted By Sydwaiz:
I got no wood. I want a refund.



Thats cause you've been desensitized to cool guns since you live in Cali. Clearly you are an addict who has overdosed and needs harder and harder gun porn.




Could be. Maybe if you stuck the muzzle of the USP into the magwell of the 229.......
Link Posted: 5/20/2005 12:27:12 PM EDT
New thread title:

Overpriced Eurotrash.

Well, maybe not trash, per se, but certainly overpriced.
Link Posted: 5/20/2005 12:27:23 PM EDT
Link Posted: 5/20/2005 12:27:44 PM EDT
Wanted to get in early on a 20 page thread.
Link Posted: 5/20/2005 12:32:10 PM EDT
Who cares what you think you Godless piece of......

Oh. Nevermind. Nice pistols.

<­BR>

Darn.
Link Posted: 5/20/2005 12:32:57 PM EDT
SqueezeCocker, now that's gun pRon.

I'll get one some day.
Link Posted: 5/20/2005 12:34:18 PM EDT
That's a really cherry P7. I've always wanted to shoot one though nobody I know has one and no shop is stupid enough to rent them.
Link Posted: 5/20/2005 12:55:39 PM EDT

Originally Posted By giacutter:
New thread title:

Overpriced Eurotrash.

Well, maybe not trash, per se, but certainly overpriced.



The HKs didn't cost much more than a good SIG and less than a lot of Kimbers.
Link Posted: 5/20/2005 12:57:02 PM EDT
Link Posted: 5/20/2005 12:57:58 PM EDT
I was reaching for my Bible with one hand and clicking on your thread with the other.
Link Posted: 5/20/2005 12:58:09 PM EDT
WTF is that one that looks it got caught in the garbage compacter or had the front half whacked off? It's all handle and no gun.
Link Posted: 5/20/2005 12:59:28 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Swindle1984:
WTF is that one that looks it got caught in the garbage compacter or had the front half whacked off? It's all handle and no gun.



Squeeze Cocker
Link Posted: 5/20/2005 12:59:52 PM EDT
I feel so dirty.
Link Posted: 5/20/2005 1:01:58 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Old_Painless:
I was reaching for my Bible with one hand and clicking on your thread with the other.




I got him back..

www.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=1&f=5&t=353531

SGat1r5
Link Posted: 5/20/2005 1:05:01 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Bama-Shooter:

Originally Posted By Swindle1984:
WTF is that one that looks it got caught in the garbage compacter or had the front half whacked off? It's all handle and no gun.



Squeeze Cocker



HK P7M13.
Link Posted: 5/20/2005 5:03:44 PM EDT

Originally Posted By SteyrAUG:
i4.photobucket.com/albums/y145/SteyrAUG/P1002953.jpg

Ha Ha. Tricked ya.

Made ya look at gun porn.

Even worse, it's that hardcore European Gun Porn.

Now you have to go ask for forgiveness.




Jesus never said it was wrong to lust after guns.

Just women.
Link Posted: 5/20/2005 5:08:20 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 5/20/2005 5:09:07 PM EDT by Cypher214]
Sorry, but honestly I have a distaste for USP's ever since I saw the torture test posted in the handgun's forum... and I once owned a USP Tactical.

The SIG and squeeze cocker (giggle) are nice though.
Link Posted: 5/20/2005 5:15:11 PM EDT
You got me
Link Posted: 5/20/2005 5:17:31 PM EDT

Originally Posted By John_Wayne777:

Originally Posted By SteyrAUG:
i4.photobucket.com/albums/y145/SteyrAUG/P1002953.jpg

Ha Ha. Tricked ya.

Made ya look at gun porn.

Even worse, it's that hardcore European Gun Porn.

Now you have to go ask for forgiveness.




Jesus never said it was wrong to lust after guns.

Just women.



HA! "Lust" I KNEW IT.

You addict.

Link Posted: 5/20/2005 7:02:06 PM EDT

Originally Posted By SteyrAUG:
HA! "Lust" I KNEW IT.

You addict.




Darn skippy.

Guns and cars. I am hooked on both. I love em. I drool over em. I look longingly at them for hours. I want to own as many as I can.

They are objects, after all, so there is nothing immoral about objectifying them.

Which is why I take a loving look at the model 1963 split window Corvette Stingray I have in my bedroom every night before I go to sleep.

It is also why I WAX that model.

No kidding.

One day, it will be a REAL Stingray.

But I will still probably detail and wax the model.

I need to check into the Henry Ford clinic.
Link Posted: 5/20/2005 7:09:37 PM EDT
... damn, i jsut HAD to look in and watch the shit flinging, but alas, there is none.
Link Posted: 5/20/2005 7:10:37 PM EDT
Link Posted: 5/20/2005 7:13:17 PM EDT

Originally Posted By John_Wayne777:

Originally Posted By SteyrAUG:
HA! "Lust" I KNEW IT.

You addict.




Darn skippy.

Guns and cars. I am hooked on both. I love em. I drool over em. I look longingly at them for hours. I want to own as many as I can.

They are objects, after all, so there is nothing immoral about objectifying them.

Which is why I take a loving look at the model 1963 split window Corvette Stingray I have in my bedroom every night before I go to sleep.

It is also why I WAX that model.

No kidding.

One day, it will be a REAL Stingray.

But I will still probably detail and wax the model.

I need to check into the Henry Ford clinic.




Wow.

You and my dad would get along great. He was 18 in 1963....and always wanted a 'vette......
Link Posted: 5/20/2005 7:15:38 PM EDT
We need to be tricked into looking at gun porn now?

Since when?
Link Posted: 5/20/2005 7:18:55 PM EDT
I almost didn't click on this thread, because i normally avoid the religious threads posted on this board like i avoid fat chicks at a party. well, except for that one time. Dear Lord I still catch crap for that from my buddies...
Link Posted: 5/20/2005 7:19:04 PM EDT
European Porn is the best... guns or not...
Link Posted: 5/20/2005 7:26:48 PM EDT

Originally Posted By lokt:
I almost didn't click on this thread, because i normally avoid the religious threads posted on this board like i avoid fat chicks at a party. well, except for that one time. Dear Lord I still catch crap for that from my buddies...



Sort of like a moped...
Link Posted: 5/20/2005 7:32:30 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 5/20/2005 7:33:36 PM EDT by John_Wayne777]

Originally Posted By arowneragain:
You and my dad would get along great. He was 18 in 1963....and always wanted a 'vette......



You want to know how bad I am?

I was doing a little hiking with a beautiful girl at a state park when we came across a parking lot where there was a pristene white 1966 'Vette convertable with a RED interior. I stood there just in awe of how beautiful this car was for what seemed like thirty seconds, but in reality was like 20 minutes.

My girlfriend got madder than a wet hen because I had completely zoned out. It was just me and the object of my affection.

I didn't come back to reality until she smacked me in the back of the head and said "HEY IDIOT! WHY CAN'T YOU LOOK AT ME WITH THAT MUCH LONGING IN YOUR EYES? WOULD YOU EVEN CARE IF I TOOK MY TOP OFF RIGHT NOW???"

There were lots of people around and she was LOUD so they all stopped what they were doing and fixated on our arguement.

"Well...." I replied "How about you take off your top and get on the hood of the car? Ditch the bra too, because underwires can scratch the finish."

She got even madder. But the people around were laughing so hard that they were in tears.
Link Posted: 5/20/2005 7:35:56 PM EDT
Jesus was a soul man! But anybody who believes that walking-on-the-water crap is simpleminded!
Link Posted: 5/20/2005 7:37:45 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Donnerundblitzen:
Jesus was a soul man! But anybody who believes that walking-on-the-water crap is simpleminded!



Troll troll troll your boat,
Gently down the stream
Merrily merrily merrily merrily
'till your butt gets reamed.....

Link Posted: 5/20/2005 7:42:53 PM EDT

Originally Posted By deimos:
European Porn is the best... guns or not...



Yeah but the dubbing over of the voices makes it like watching an old Kung Fu movie.
Link Posted: 5/20/2005 7:47:01 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Sydwaiz:

Originally Posted By deimos:
European Porn is the best... guns or not...



Yeah but the dubbing over of the voices makes it like watching an old Kung Fu movie.



SUBTITLES! MORE TO LOOK AT!
Link Posted: 5/20/2005 7:49:06 PM EDT

Originally Posted By deimos:

Originally Posted By Sydwaiz:

Originally Posted By deimos:
European Porn is the best... guns or not...



Yeah but the dubbing over of the voices makes it like watching an old Kung Fu movie.



SUBTITLES! MORE TO LOOK AT!



Who reads the subtitles in porn? And what kind of sense are they going to make anyway?

"Heidi, mine strudel is getting to bursting!"

"Ya, Hanz! Ya! Dast ist goodund right zere mein schtuud muuffin!!"

Link Posted: 5/20/2005 10:06:19 PM EDT
I really wish that HK would offer the P7 line here. I never really understand why they do not.
Link Posted: 5/20/2005 10:22:59 PM EDT
Gateway Gun Porn
Link Posted: 5/20/2005 10:53:09 PM EDT
that was good.........real good..........
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