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Posted: 4/21/2007 10:01:14 AM EDT
There are more quoatable quotes in this than a stack of Reader's Digest

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Link Posted: 4/21/2007 10:16:02 AM EDT
[#1]
So you mean to tell me that I can possibly control women with my weiner?  
Link Posted: 4/21/2007 10:22:56 AM EDT
[#2]
Link Posted: 4/21/2007 10:23:12 AM EDT
[#3]

. . .and this man wont even buy you ah, some shrimp from Long John Silver, and what that plate, what $2.99?
Link Posted: 4/21/2007 10:31:05 AM EDT
[#4]
Link Posted: 4/21/2007 10:33:59 AM EDT
[#5]
Mods- Please tack this so everyone can have a great laugh!   A rectum full of sperm?????
Link Posted: 4/21/2007 10:43:52 AM EDT
[#6]
Link Posted: 4/21/2007 10:46:18 AM EDT
[#7]
I can't believe I watched that whole thing.

WTF was that.
Link Posted: 4/21/2007 10:47:32 AM EDT
[#8]
wtf?  
Link Posted: 4/21/2007 10:51:07 AM EDT
[#9]
Geeez...
I gotta warn you, the last time I tried to control a woman with my penis, I got arrested. They put me in jail for about 18 hours.


I had to WALK BACK TO THE MALL to get my car.
Link Posted: 4/21/2007 10:54:53 AM EDT
[#10]
Observe
Some other
Time
Link Posted: 4/21/2007 10:55:24 AM EDT
[#11]

"It jump all up on the clitoris and make it go all out of control."

Link Posted: 4/21/2007 10:57:19 AM EDT
[#12]
I could barely watch 60 seconds of this.  Black women talking about the low quality men they are willing to screw with saddens me.  They get pregnant and end up producing children who are ill-equipped to function as adults.
Link Posted: 4/21/2007 10:59:37 AM EDT
[#13]

Quoted:
I could barely watch 60 seconds of this.  Black women talking about the low quality men they are willing to screw with saddens me.  They get pregnant and end up producing children who are ill-equipped to function as adults.


Well, I guess you missed the "JACKRABBIT?!?!?!!?!" jump jump jump jump" part.

Link Posted: 4/21/2007 11:09:52 AM EDT
[#14]
"Painus"?
Link Posted: 4/21/2007 11:20:37 AM EDT
[#15]
 Unsane.  
Link Posted: 4/21/2007 3:22:08 PM EDT
[#16]

Quoted:
"Painus"?


LOL @ that.
Link Posted: 4/21/2007 3:36:57 PM EDT
[#17]
OST
Link Posted: 4/22/2007 3:35:11 PM EDT
[#18]
omfg this is the best video ever!

"screwin huh intuh slavuhry"
Link Posted: 4/22/2007 3:54:09 PM EDT
[#19]
That's the funniest thing I have ever seen!! THANK YOU!!!!!!!
Link Posted: 4/22/2007 4:03:37 PM EDT
[#20]
".....side of penis.."


BTW, the tags on this were "penis, power, Alexyss"
Which were you looking for?

and the big ol' pig acted like she was gonna run into getting pwned by a penis
Link Posted: 4/22/2007 4:33:30 PM EDT
[#21]
That has a million funny lines in it.
WOW


ARH

Link Posted: 4/22/2007 4:41:08 PM EDT
[#22]
OMG!!! I can't breath.....!!!!


"Don't never let a man hit the bottom of yo vagina!"
"With a penis all up in yo vagina you ain't got no defense!"
Link Posted: 4/22/2007 4:51:11 PM EDT
[#23]
Think that one was funny, watch the Halloween episode...LMMFAO.

SG
Link Posted: 4/22/2007 5:02:10 PM EDT
[#24]
WTF is this crazy bitch rambling about?
Link Posted: 4/22/2007 5:53:11 PM EDT
[#25]
"We...have to separate the love, the orgasm, and the penis - THEY ARE SEPARATE ISSUES!!!1!!!



A lot of what she says does make sense, and the colloquialisms add humor.
Link Posted: 4/22/2007 6:06:57 PM EDT
[#26]
PREDATOR MODE    


jackrabbit............... they got those for boyz too ?


LJS to rectum sperm,   SHES got it going on !!!!!!!
Link Posted: 4/22/2007 6:08:33 PM EDT
[#27]
The Halloween vid is over the top!!!

I get the impression she's wearing a butterfly vibrator and snorted an ounce of coke before the show.
Link Posted: 4/22/2007 6:36:49 PM EDT
[#28]
"Dick will make you slap somebody in the face. Dick will make you lose control. Dick will make you pull a gun and shoot somebody inthedamnface..."
Link Posted: 4/22/2007 8:01:31 PM EDT
[#29]
Link Posted: 4/22/2007 9:08:18 PM EDT
[#30]
This is going to be a must see for all my boys, it is important.  I want them to know the female mind and body.
Link Posted: 4/22/2007 9:54:47 PM EDT
[#31]
"...This man won't even buy you some shrimp from Long John Silver's, and, what, that plate like $2.99? But he can give you a mouth full of sperm, and a rectum full of sperm..."

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