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Posted: 8/21/2017 11:08:43 PM EDT
Don't play.


Don't watch the Professional Golfer's Association.  Don't support it at all.


Pretty soon there will no more players.


So if you ignore golfer types, you will be able to have nice things!




Now how about that Tiger Woods?!?
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 11:09:36 PM EDT
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I think OP's drunk.
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 11:10:34 PM EDT
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I like turtles.
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 11:10:50 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 8/21/2017 11:11:24 PM EDT
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I literally have 7 golf  courses within 10 minutes of my house.
Still don't play gold.

(Lindsay Vonn has small titties.)
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 11:11:39 PM EDT
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I see it.
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 11:12:08 PM EDT
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I figured a man of intellect could figure it out...
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 11:15:03 PM EDT
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I was playing today during the eclipse.  They both sucked.
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 11:15:06 PM EDT
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Just play it right like I do. Drive the golf cart and drink beer.
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 11:18:32 PM EDT
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MAGA!
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 11:19:34 PM EDT
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Played today...shot 83...eagled a 529 yard par 5...driver, 3 wood, 1 putt from about 20 feet.

smoked cigars, had fun,
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 11:20:56 PM EDT
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Can you explain it to the the stupid?
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 11:23:00 PM EDT
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I usually just drink a lot and talk shit.
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 11:23:01 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 8/21/2017 11:23:08 PM EDT
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Not only do I not like it, I think it is a waste of time.

My 11 y.o. loves it and is good at it.  I think he does it to spite me.
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 11:23:13 PM EDT
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Read some recently locked threads here.
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 11:24:18 PM EDT
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The only thing more boring than golf are people who watch golf.
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 11:24:21 PM EDT
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if you want to learn the true nature of a man play golf with them.
Golf is an amazing sport and I love playing.
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 11:24:54 PM EDT
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Used to golf several years back.  A few months after the Challenger blew up we went to mandatory OT for quite a while, just never got back into golf after that.

Finally just today I took all the old clubs, bags, balls, shoes, my dads stuff that I still had in storage, and hauled it all to goodwill.
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 11:25:23 PM EDT
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I refuse to step up and tee off. When they do it feeds itself.
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 11:26:27 PM EDT
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Coming from a guy who played golf through college, I can confidently say a golf course is a horrific use of a gun range.
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 11:27:42 PM EDT
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I wish others would survey the course and refuse to hit the fairway.
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 11:27:43 PM EDT
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I got a hole in one once.  No turning back.
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 11:27:48 PM EDT
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Every golf course is a wasted rifle range.

And should you attempt to "re-purpose" one, particularly while others are swinging stupid sticks at stupid balls, the law men will love you tenderly.
Guess I need to find a new place to go shoot. 
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 11:34:23 PM EDT
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Don't play.

Don't watch the Professional Golfer's Association.  Don't support it at all.

Pretty soon there will no more players.

So if you ignore golfer types, you will be able to have nice things!

Now how about that Tiger Woods?!?
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Link Posted: 8/21/2017 11:37:21 PM EDT
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I like Trump's strategy for Afganistan, don't you?  

Most people here would agree...except one or two scratch players.  I usually ignore them and let them play through so they don't bother me.
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 11:37:35 PM EDT
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As soon as I saw "golf" in a new thread title at 10pm, I knew what this would be about. 

I agree OP, and I resisted the urge. 
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 11:39:27 PM EDT
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Golf is cool.

I've hit it in the windmill like 5 or 6 times.

Even better, when we were young and stupid, we'd try and get a little loft on the ball and see who could hit it into the freeway. Hard to get it over that big net with a putter, but it can be done.

And no, I'm not proud of that time in my life.
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 11:41:35 PM EDT
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I like Trump's strategy for Afganistan, don't you?  

Most people here would agree...except one or two scratch players.  I usually ignore them and let them play through so they don't bother me.
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I'm still watching it on my DVR actually because I was out when it aired, unless he slices at the end I'm liking what I'm hearing so far.


ETA: And yeah, duffers can't change my opinion on which club to use no matter how loud they get.
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 11:42:15 PM EDT
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Yep, glad I have the ignore button. I keep being suprised how boring and predictable golf can be.
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 11:43:34 PM EDT
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My former Marine friend said golfers at the Los Alamitos Naval Course would pound balls onto the next door runway when Obama's plane was coming in.
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 11:43:58 PM EDT
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Golf is a horrible game.

I love it.
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 11:45:08 PM EDT
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I like pie
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 11:48:20 PM EDT
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Great post!  I totally agree.

It's like you can only play the same lie so many times.  After a while, it just gets played out.
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 11:49:13 PM EDT
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Don't play.

Don't watch the Professional Golfer's Association.  Don't support it at all.

Pretty soon there will no more players.

So if you ignore golfer types, you will be able to have nice things!

Now how about that Tiger Woods?!?
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But if there are no more players, then some people might be forced to turn to a life of crime.  Like stealing exhaust pipes and other unspeakable things...  
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 11:50:10 PM EDT
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I can drive, put and generally beat most, but I cant stand the game and avoid it at all costs.
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 11:50:38 PM EDT
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You shanked this post into the hazard.

I followed this guy around last week. His voice was weird.

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Link Posted: 8/21/2017 11:52:12 PM EDT
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Nah, he nailed it.
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 11:52:19 PM EDT
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But if there are no more players, then some people might be forced to turn to a life of crime.  Like stealing exhaust pipes and other unspeakable things...  
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Then those players will be happy moving to Baltimore, NOLA or Charlottesville so they can be with like-minded folks.
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 11:53:28 PM EDT
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I apologize.

Can I get relief from this terrible lie?
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 11:54:15 PM EDT
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Roll Tide!
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 11:56:04 PM EDT
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We play "Assault Golf". Requrements" Shallow valley about 250-300 yards across, 18 golf balls per shooter, metric shit ton of ammo, spotting scopes for each shooter, ARs of your choice, multiple colors of simple flags like property markers.. Take atv and randomly scatter the balls in the 250-300 yard window. Locate a bunch of flags within the target area to act as locators.

Rules of play: First shooter declares a target IE 3rd orange ball from right side next to blue flag etc. He begins to shoot. Upon hitting the ball his round count is noted. At least 6 balls must be shot from prone, 6 kneeling, and 6 offhand. Low shot count at end of game wins of course. Even more fun with wagers made, but no money of course, just beers or dinner etc.

Beats the fuck out of $75 greens fees but I do miss the beer girls
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 11:57:08 PM EDT
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Fact.  The person that wins in golf is the person that hits the ball the fewest number of times.

It stands to reason that the only person that truly wins at golf is the person that doesn't play golf.

Link Posted: 8/22/2017 12:02:11 AM EDT
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If you don't like golf, stay out of the cigar shop!
Link Posted: 8/22/2017 12:04:15 AM EDT
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Robin Willims - Golf (full version)
Link Posted: 8/22/2017 12:04:56 AM EDT
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I think putting fraudulent sniper rifles together is a much better hobby than golf 
Link Posted: 8/22/2017 12:04:57 AM EDT
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Fact.  The person that wins in golf is the person that hits the ball the fewest number of times.

It stands to reason that the only person that truly wins at golf is the person that doesn't play golf.

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Brilliant!

Is this you???

Link Posted: 8/22/2017 12:05:36 AM EDT
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Don't play.

Don't watch the Professional Golfer's Association.  Don't support it at all.

Pretty soon there will no more players.

So if you ignore golfer types, you will be able to have nice things!

Now how about that Tiger Woods?!?
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That guy blasting an air horn when you're about to tee-off? That's me.
Link Posted: 8/22/2017 12:06:05 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 8/22/2017 12:06:26 AM EDT
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Nah, he nailed it.
Roll Tide!
Now you shanked it.  Hell, you swung and completely missed.  


War Damn Eagle!
Link Posted: 8/22/2017 12:09:24 AM EDT
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I think putting fraudulent sniper rifles together is a much better hobby than golf 
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I think putting fraudulent sniper rifles together is a much better hobby than golf 
Hence my post above...

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But if there are no more players, then some people might be forced to turn to a life of crime.  Like stealing exhaust pipes and other unspeakable things...  
ETA:  You got me with an edit.  
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