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Posted: 8/21/2017 11:09:36 PM EDT
I think OP's drunk.
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Posted: 8/21/2017 11:10:34 PM EDT
I like turtles.
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Posted: 8/21/2017 11:10:50 PM EDT
Good post.
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Posted: 8/21/2017 11:11:24 PM EDT
I literally have 7 golf courses within 10 minutes of my house.
Still don't play gold. (Lindsay Vonn has small titties.) |
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Posted: 8/21/2017 11:11:39 PM EDT
I see it.
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Posted: 8/21/2017 11:12:08 PM EDT
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Posted: 8/21/2017 11:15:03 PM EDT
I was playing today during the eclipse. They both sucked.
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Posted: 8/21/2017 11:15:06 PM EDT
Just play it right like I do. Drive the golf cart and drink beer.
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Posted: 8/21/2017 11:18:32 PM EDT
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I see it. |
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Posted: 8/21/2017 11:19:34 PM EDT
Played today...shot 83...eagled a 529 yard par 5...driver, 3 wood, 1 putt from about 20 feet.
smoked cigars, had fun, |
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Posted: 8/21/2017 11:20:56 PM EDT
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I figured a man of intellect could figure it out... |
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Posted: 8/21/2017 11:23:00 PM EDT
I usually just drink a lot and talk shit.
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Posted: 8/21/2017 11:23:01 PM EDT
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Posted: 8/21/2017 11:23:08 PM EDT
Not only do I not like it, I think it is a waste of time.
My 11 y.o. loves it and is good at it. I think he does it to spite me. |
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Posted: 8/21/2017 11:23:13 PM EDT
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Can you explain it to the the stupid? |
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Posted: 8/21/2017 11:24:18 PM EDT
The only thing more boring than golf are people who watch golf.
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Posted: 8/21/2017 11:24:21 PM EDT
if you want to learn the true nature of a man play golf with them.
Golf is an amazing sport and I love playing. |
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Posted: 8/21/2017 11:24:54 PM EDT
Used to golf several years back. A few months after the Challenger blew up we went to mandatory OT for quite a while, just never got back into golf after that.
Finally just today I took all the old clubs, bags, balls, shoes, my dads stuff that I still had in storage, and hauled it all to goodwill. |
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Posted: 8/21/2017 11:25:23 PM EDT
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I see it. |
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Posted: 8/21/2017 11:26:27 PM EDT
Coming from a guy who played golf through college, I can confidently say a golf course is a horrific use of a gun range.
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Posted: 8/21/2017 11:27:42 PM EDT
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I refuse to step up and tee off. When they do it feeds itself. |
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Posted: 8/21/2017 11:27:43 PM EDT
I got a hole in one once. No turning back.
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Posted: 8/21/2017 11:27:48 PM EDT
Every golf course is a wasted rifle range.
And should you attempt to "re-purpose" one, particularly while others are swinging stupid sticks at stupid balls, the law men will love you tenderly. Guess I need to find a new place to go shoot. |
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Posted: 8/21/2017 11:34:23 PM EDT
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Don't play. Don't watch the Professional Golfer's Association. Don't support it at all. Pretty soon there will no more players. So if you ignore golfer types, you will be able to have nice things! Now how about that Tiger Woods?!? 
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Posted: 8/21/2017 11:37:21 PM EDT
Quote History Most people here would agree...except one or two scratch players. I usually ignore them and let them play through so they don't bother me. |
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Posted: 8/21/2017 11:37:35 PM EDT
As soon as I saw "golf" in a new thread title at 10pm, I knew what this would be about.
I agree OP, and I resisted the urge. 
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Posted: 8/21/2017 11:39:27 PM EDT
Golf is cool.
I've hit it in the windmill like 5 or 6 times. Even better, when we were young and stupid, we'd try and get a little loft on the ball and see who could hit it into the freeway. Hard to get it over that big net with a putter, but it can be done. And no, I'm not proud of that time in my life. |
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Posted: 8/21/2017 11:41:35 PM EDT
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I like Trump's strategy for Afganistan, don't you? Most people here would agree...except one or two scratch players. I usually ignore them and let them play through so they don't bother me. ETA: And yeah, duffers can't change my opinion on which club to use no matter how loud they get. 
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Posted: 8/21/2017 11:42:15 PM EDT
Yep, glad I have the ignore button. I keep being suprised how boring and predictable golf can be.
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Posted: 8/21/2017 11:43:34 PM EDT
My former Marine friend said golfers at the Los Alamitos Naval Course would pound balls onto the next door runway when Obama's plane was coming in.
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Posted: 8/21/2017 11:43:58 PM EDT
Golf is a horrible game.
I love it. 
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Posted: 8/21/2017 11:45:08 PM EDT
I like pie
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Posted: 8/21/2017 11:48:20 PM EDT
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Yep, glad I have the ignore button. I keep being suprised how boring and predictable golf can be. It's like you can only play the same lie so many times. After a while, it just gets played out. |
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Posted: 8/21/2017 11:49:13 PM EDT
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Don't play. Don't watch the Professional Golfer's Association. Don't support it at all. Pretty soon there will no more players. So if you ignore golfer types, you will be able to have nice things! Now how about that Tiger Woods?!? But if there are no more players, then some people might be forced to turn to a life of crime. Like stealing exhaust pipes and other unspeakable things... 
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Posted: 8/21/2017 11:50:10 PM EDT
I can drive, put and generally beat most, but I cant stand the game and avoid it at all costs.
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Posted: 8/21/2017 11:50:38 PM EDT
You shanked this post into the hazard.
I followed this guy around last week. His voice was weird.  Attached File |
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Posted: 8/21/2017 11:52:12 PM EDT
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You shanked this post into the hazard. |
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Posted: 8/21/2017 11:52:19 PM EDT
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But if there are no more players, then some people might be forced to turn to a life of crime. Like stealing exhaust pipes and other unspeakable things... |
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Posted: 8/21/2017 11:53:28 PM EDT
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You shanked this post into the hazard. Can I get relief from this terrible lie? |
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Posted: 8/21/2017 11:54:15 PM EDT
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Nah, he nailed it. |
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Posted: 8/21/2017 11:56:04 PM EDT
We play "Assault Golf". Requrements" Shallow valley about 250-300 yards across, 18 golf balls per shooter, metric shit ton of ammo, spotting scopes for each shooter, ARs of your choice, multiple colors of simple flags like property markers.. Take atv and randomly scatter the balls in the 250-300 yard window. Locate a bunch of flags within the target area to act as locators.
Rules of play: First shooter declares a target IE 3rd orange ball from right side next to blue flag etc. He begins to shoot. Upon hitting the ball his round count is noted. At least 6 balls must be shot from prone, 6 kneeling, and 6 offhand. Low shot count at end of game wins of course. Even more fun with wagers made, but no money of course, just beers or dinner etc.
Beats the fuck out of $75 greens fees but I do miss the beer girls 
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Posted: 8/21/2017 11:57:08 PM EDT
Fact. The person that wins in golf is the person that hits the ball the fewest number of times.
It stands to reason that the only person that truly wins at golf is the person that doesn't play golf.
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Posted: 8/22/2017 12:02:11 AM EDT
If you don't like golf, stay out of the cigar shop!
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Posted: 8/22/2017 12:04:15 AM EDT
 Robin Willims - Golf (full version) |
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Posted: 8/22/2017 12:04:56 AM EDT
I think putting fraudulent sniper rifles together is a much better hobby than golf
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Posted: 8/22/2017 12:04:57 AM EDT
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Fact. The person that wins in golf is the person that hits the ball the fewest number of times. It stands to reason that the only person that truly wins at golf is the person that doesn't play golf. Is this you??? 
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Posted: 8/22/2017 12:05:36 AM EDT
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Don't play. Don't watch the Professional Golfer's Association. Don't support it at all. Pretty soon there will no more players. So if you ignore golfer types, you will be able to have nice things! Now how about that Tiger Woods?!? That guy blasting an air horn when you're about to tee-off? That's me. |
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Posted: 8/22/2017 12:06:05 AM EDT
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Posted: 8/22/2017 12:06:26 AM EDT
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Nah, he nailed it.
War Damn Eagle! |
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Posted: 8/22/2017 12:09:24 AM EDT
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I think putting fraudulent sniper rifles together is a much better hobby than golf Quote HistoryQuoted:
I think putting fraudulent sniper rifles together is a much better hobby than golf Quoted:
But if there are no more players, then some people might be forced to turn to a life of crime. Like stealing exhaust pipes and other unspeakable things... 
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