Posted: 5/21/2002 8:03:01 PM EDT
There is a movement afoot to get monkeys and gorillas rights like humans (right to an abortion, right to life, liberty and pursuit of happiness, right to privacy, right to vote, right to due process, ect). This doesn't cover a right to guns as it would be world wide. The last time I saw a monkey behind my house will be the first. Your opinions please.
We need to get these monkeys life tyme memberships in the NRA if they are allowed to vote. A whole zoo full of pro-gun gorillas might make the difference.