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Posted: 9/12/2010 8:59:43 AM EDT
Has Anybody Seen J. C.?

Five foot nine; He's divine,
Says He comes from Palestine,
Has anybody seen J. C.?

Well, if you run into a five foot Jew,
Covered with thorns,
Holes in His hands, spear in His side,
Man, that Cat's been crucified!

Five foot nine; He's divine;
Changes water into wine,
Has anybody seen J. C.?

Well, if you run into a five foot Jew,
Covered with thorns,
Holes in His hands, spear in His side,
Man, that Cat's been crucified!

Well, He is camp, He is cool,
He will walk across your swimming pool,
Has anybody seen J. C.?

Melody: Five Foot Two
Link Posted: 9/12/2010 9:10:58 AM EDT
I hear the song Casey Jones in the background when I read that.
Link Posted: 9/12/2010 9:16:40 AM EDT
Well now I am highly offended.

Everyone knows Jesus Christ was at least 6'3".
Link Posted: 9/12/2010 9:17:42 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/12/2010 9:25:08 AM EDT by M-1975]

Originally Posted By futuremodal:
Well now I am highly offended.

Everyone knows Jesus Christ was at least 6'3".

And blond.

And makes the cast of 300 look like fatasses.
Link Posted: 9/12/2010 9:19:15 AM EDT
Great. Now you've done it. The Amish are going to go burn buildings and cut peoples heads off.
Link Posted: 9/12/2010 9:21:38 AM EDT
You can make up your own lyrics to it too.

Jesus Christ, hes not daft, hes got feet like hovercrafts...

Jesus Christ, hes divine, he turned water into wine...
Jesus Christ, avoid the spear, should have turned it into beer...
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