Warning

 

Close

Confirm Action

Are you sure you wish to do this?

Confirm Cancel
BCM
User Panel

Arrow Left Previous Page
Page / 2
Posted: 9/3/2004 8:43:37 AM EDT
In this time of great stress for our country and the former President, I ask you all to stop and say a few words of prayer for him and those who care for him.

Oh Lord, watch over President Clinton, bless him with your grace and healing power. Guide the hands of those who care for him so that they may do their very best. And Lord, if it is his time to go, and to be called back to your glorious paradise,  could you please send that evil bitch Hillary and Chucky Schumer along to keep him company?
Link Posted: 9/3/2004 8:44:36 AM EDT
[#1]
Link Posted: 9/3/2004 8:45:18 AM EDT
[#2]
Link Posted: 9/3/2004 8:45:56 AM EDT
[#3]
Link Posted: 9/3/2004 8:47:04 AM EDT
[#4]
tasteless
Link Posted: 9/3/2004 8:47:17 AM EDT
[#5]
I'm prayin' right now...
Link Posted: 9/3/2004 8:50:20 AM EDT
[#6]
Link Posted: 9/3/2004 8:50:38 AM EDT
[#7]
Link Posted: 9/3/2004 8:51:33 AM EDT
[#8]
Oh, were praying for him , all right

Link Posted: 9/3/2004 8:52:36 AM EDT
[#9]
It would probably not help in the current election if he kicked off right now.
Link Posted: 9/3/2004 8:52:59 AM EDT
[#10]
In order to have "by-pass" surgery, it would mean he needed a heart to start with, in order to by-pass it.
Link Posted: 9/3/2004 8:53:23 AM EDT
[#11]
Guys, he IS married to Hitlary, I think its worse for him if he is still alive.
Link Posted: 9/3/2004 8:54:27 AM EDT
[#12]
IBTL
Link Posted: 9/3/2004 8:59:25 AM EDT
[#13]

Quoted:
IBTL



If it's not due to a dupe, I bet this thread will stay UN-locked!  I mean come-on!  Where's the love for klinton....oh wait.....there is no love for him found here on ARFcom!!!!
Link Posted: 9/3/2004 9:00:28 AM EDT
[#14]
Hmph.  Another thread was closed when I SUGGESTED A PRAYER!!!
Link Posted: 9/3/2004 9:01:50 AM EDT
[#15]

Quoted:
In order to have "by-pass" surgery, it would mean he needed a heart to start with, in order to by-pass it.



+1
Link Posted: 9/3/2004 9:03:47 AM EDT
[#16]
Big Mac Attack...Super Size It!
Link Posted: 9/3/2004 9:11:37 AM EDT
[#17]

Quoted:
tasteless



+1 with a side of blasphemy.

Link Posted: 9/3/2004 9:19:01 AM EDT
[#18]

Link Posted: 9/3/2004 9:20:08 AM EDT
[#19]

Quoted:
In this time of great stress for our country and the former President, I ask you all to stop and say a few words of prayer for him and those who care for him.

Oh Lord, watch over President Clinton, bless him with your grace and healing power. Guide the hands of those who care for him so that they may do their very best. And Lord, if it is his time to go, and to be called back to your glorious paradise,  could you please send that evil bitch Hillary and Chucky Schumer along to keep him company?



Sounds good to me.  Prayer sent......
Link Posted: 9/3/2004 9:22:45 AM EDT
[#20]
Sent, though I do not htink he is going to heaven if he dies.   How many of the big 10 has he broken?  10? 9?
Link Posted: 9/3/2004 9:27:11 AM EDT
[#21]

Quoted:
It would probably not help in the current election if he kicked off right now.



I agree.  There would be an outpouring of love, admiration etc. that would probably wash over Kerry/Edwards, also.  That we don't want!
Link Posted: 9/3/2004 9:36:11 AM EDT
[#22]
My GF sent me an e-mail saying 'did you hear that clinton might be having heart surgery this afternoon?'

All I could think was...
Please be Hillary...

Needless to say, I'm dissapointed.  
Link Posted: 9/3/2004 9:40:42 AM EDT
[#23]
Think Monica will send him a card?

Great prayer.
Link Posted: 9/3/2004 9:42:14 AM EDT
[#24]

Quoted:
It would probably not help in the current election if he kicked off right now.


it would most definately hurt President Bush.  pull through slick willy!
Link Posted: 9/3/2004 9:51:01 AM EDT
[#25]
Well, at least this will keep the dems occupied and their attention away from the AWB issue- Right? Other than that, I really have no sympathy for him or his family.
Link Posted: 9/3/2004 9:54:11 AM EDT
[#26]

Quoted:
Guys, he IS married to Hitlary, I think its worse for him if he is still alive.



That's my take on it.

Sly
Link Posted: 9/3/2004 9:55:06 AM EDT
[#27]

Guys, he IS married to Hitlary, I think its worse for him if he is still alive.


ROTFL

Seriously I wish no ill of him, though he is sleazy.
Link Posted: 9/3/2004 10:03:57 AM EDT
[#28]
I don't pray for my enemies. I don't pray for a degenerate criminal. I don't pray for a degenerate criminal who is my enemy because he made it his business to rape me of my rights.
Link Posted: 9/3/2004 10:12:09 AM EDT
[#29]

Quoted:
I don't pray for my enemies. I don't pray for a degenerate criminal. I don't pray for a degenerate criminal who is my enemy because he made it his business to rape me of my rights.



+1


Think Monica will send him a card?

Great prayer.



Probably not, but rumour has it she'll be wearing a blue dress to mourn him if he passes over.  
Link Posted: 9/3/2004 10:22:37 AM EDT
[#30]
I am sure Billy bob up and kiss my ass has prayed for things he didn't get and I am sure he got things he didn't pray for. Now he had better pray that he doesn't get what he deserves!!  
Link Posted: 9/3/2004 3:19:27 PM EDT
[#31]

Quoted:
I am sure Billy bob up and kiss my ass has prayed for things he didn't get and I am sure he got things he didn't pray for. Now he had better pray that he doesn't get what he deserves!!  

Atv last count I personaly know of 4 people who have had heart bi-passes.  One of them being my mother 12 years ago.
As she is still very much alive and kicking butts, the chances of Slick Willy kicking the can are very remote.
Link Posted: 9/3/2004 3:29:54 PM EDT
[#32]
Link Posted: 9/3/2004 3:30:33 PM EDT
[#33]


Dang. Tough choice. Go to the hospital, have heart surgery, or spend the night at home with Hillary? Gotta think on it. Not sure which I'd choose....

Link Posted: 9/3/2004 3:34:06 PM EDT
[#34]
I would not pull the trigger or hold the knife or sponsor such an act in any way.

However, when the bastard dies, the beer is on me!  I might not get the chance to piss on his grave, but I darn sure will travel to the grave site and fart as I walk by.
Link Posted: 9/3/2004 4:24:30 PM EDT
[#35]
Clinton will be OK, he'll pull through fine-I just called HELL, and they're full right now.
Link Posted: 9/3/2004 4:33:30 PM EDT
[#36]

Quoted:
Hmph.  Another thread was closed when I SUGGESTED A PRAYER!!!


Your comment reminded me of the Nazi Mod. over at the 1911 place. He will lock your thread in a heartbeat if you mention anything with a religious connotation, but he is the first to "pray" for someone.
Link Posted: 9/3/2004 4:43:08 PM EDT
[#37]

Quoted:
Think Monica will send him a card?



Naa, she'd find that too hard to swallow!
Link Posted: 9/3/2004 5:31:44 PM EDT
[#38]
Amen
Link Posted: 9/3/2004 5:47:40 PM EDT
[#39]
I could care less what happens to Bill Clinton. The September 11,2001 tradgedy lies entirely on him!

George Tenet 1998 speaking to Clinton "we must use every resource available to wage war against Osama Bin Laden"

Link Posted: 9/3/2004 5:49:17 PM EDT
[#40]

Quoted:

Quoted:
tasteless



+1 with a side of blasphemy.




I'll supersize that!
Link Posted: 9/3/2004 5:49:54 PM EDT
[#41]
Ibtl.
Link Posted: 9/3/2004 5:51:11 PM EDT
[#42]
Send him a get well card with a 5lb can of hog lard and a spoon
Link Posted: 9/3/2004 6:08:19 PM EDT
[#43]
I'm gonna piss in his jello and pump sewage in his IV
Link Posted: 9/3/2004 6:51:40 PM EDT
[#44]
I hope he doesn't die-at least until Nov. 3rd!!  You know damn well the sympathy vote every college girl and soccer mom would cast rather than staying home or back at the dorm on Nov. 2nd  and having multiple-partner sex!
Link Posted: 9/3/2004 7:01:54 PM EDT
[#45]
Link Posted: 9/3/2004 7:59:45 PM EDT
[#46]
"When Big Macs Attack!"

IBTL
Link Posted: 9/4/2004 2:49:32 AM EDT
[#47]

Quoted:
In this time of great stress for our country and the former President, I ask you all to stop and say a few words of prayer for him and those who care for him.

Oh Lord, watch over President Clinton, bless him with your grace and healing power. Guide the hands of those who care for him so that they may do their very best. And Lord, if it is his time to go, and to be called back to your glorious paradise,  could you please send that evil bitch Hillary and Chucky Schumer along to keep him company?



you MUSt be joking......

i hope he dies, and take that BITCH with you, Slick willy!!!
Link Posted: 9/4/2004 3:06:34 AM EDT
[#48]

Quoted:
I don't pray for my enemies. I don't pray for a degenerate criminal. I don't pray for a degenerate criminal who is my enemy because he made it his business to rape me of my rights.

+1
Link Posted: 9/4/2004 3:06:59 AM EDT
[#49]
Man, you guys sound like the DUers when Regan died.
I thought we were better than that.
Link Posted: 9/4/2004 3:40:54 AM EDT
[#50]
Is it true Monika is on stand-by in case he needs REVIVED ?...................................Someone said They are keeping Hitlary out of there so He won't run towards the light  ?          Jokes aside they said on the news he should be fine .
Arrow Left Previous Page
Page / 2
Close Join Our Mail List to Stay Up To Date! Win a FREE Membership!

Sign up for the ARFCOM weekly newsletter and be entered to win a free ARFCOM membership. One new winner* is announced every week!

You will receive an email every Friday morning featuring the latest chatter from the hottest topics, breaking news surrounding legislation, as well as exclusive deals only available to ARFCOM email subscribers.


By signing up you agree to our User Agreement. *Must have a registered ARFCOM account to win.
Top Top