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Posted: 10/28/2006 7:44:43 AM EST
I've had some ODD costumes over the years. One time I dressed in a black catsuit with a tight black wrap around my head and outlined myself in neon yellow tape. I was a "chalk line" and spent a LOT of time lying around in different dead poses while at work. (my boss found it hysterical. we had NOTHING going on that day)

Another time I wore a black dress suit and attached fake birds and blood all over me and was that chick from the movie "The Birds".

One year I was a deviled egg. I made a round, white shell around me and wore devil horns.

Then there was the pot head ... which was fairly easy. I dressed in "slacker clothes" and fixed a flower pot to my head.

But the best one was when I was the "Phantom of the Grand Old Opry" which was pretty funny. I wore the regular mask from the Phantom of the Opera with a black cape and slicked my hair down pretty good ... then I donned a cowboy hat, boots, holster and a fake horse. I won the award that night.

So what are you funniest or most absurd costume ideas?
Link Posted: 10/28/2006 7:47:49 AM EST
Taged for hilarity..
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[Last Edit: 10/28/2006 7:48:46 AM EST by FMJshooter]
Viagra man. Viagra t-shirt 8" dildo or other substitute in sweatpants.
Link Posted: 10/28/2006 7:48:33 AM EST
[Last Edit: 10/28/2006 7:50:37 AM EST by Schulze]
This thread is worthless without...

I'm thinking of just being NRA Man this year. NRA hat, shirt, BDU pants, drop-leg rig, LBV, AR.
Link Posted: 10/28/2006 7:54:20 AM EST
[Last Edit: 10/28/2006 7:54:56 AM EST by SimonPhoto]
I'm going to be an electric plug this year. My wife is an outlet :P

I won a contest in like 5th grade.... I wore a white trash bag, covered in mayonaise... I was a pimple!
Link Posted: 10/28/2006 8:07:02 AM EST

Originally Posted By Schulze:
This thread is worthless without...

I'm thinking of just being NRA Man this year. NRA hat, shirt, BDU pants, drop-leg rig, LBV, AR.


I did something similar at a costume party last night. NRA hat, BDU pants, gunsmith shirt, and a Safariland 6004 with an airsoft pistol. I was actually going as a professional zombie exterminator. My wife was the zombie. I found it funny that I didn't have to buy anything for my costume.
Link Posted: 10/28/2006 8:09:17 AM EST



subnet mask.

no, it's not me.
Link Posted: 10/28/2006 8:15:57 AM EST
The sickest yet most amazingly unorthodox costume I've ever seen was done by a fellow Midshipman back at USNA.

He put on a flesh-colored skin-tight bathing suit, covered himself in red paint, wrapped a hangar around his head, ad went as an abortion.

Even now, all I can say is:
Link Posted: 10/28/2006 8:30:26 AM EST
Killer clown mask and my buddies drywall stilts brought me up to 9'.
Link Posted: 10/28/2006 8:40:57 AM EST
Not me, but cracked me up when I saw it.

Friar Tuck anyone?
Link Posted: 10/28/2006 8:44:08 AM EST
How bout the dog?



Link Posted: 10/28/2006 8:46:53 AM EST
One of my co-workers was seriously considering dressing as a KKK member....not funny at all except he was black. He decided that some folks wouldn't see the humor though.

I've gone as Alex DeLarge from A Clockwork Orange. Full on droog gear: white shirt, pants, suspenders, bowler hat, combat boots, cane fake eyelash on one eye. Kinda sucks trying to explain it to people who've never seen the movie. The folks who did get it liked it.
Link Posted: 10/28/2006 8:47:21 AM EST

Originally Posted By realwar:
How bout the dog?



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Now thats funny shit!
Link Posted: 10/28/2006 8:51:48 AM EST
Last night I was a box of Franzia wine, complete with working tap.

like this NSFW

let me just say from my experience last night, BEST COSTUME EVER
Link Posted: 10/28/2006 8:58:08 AM EST

Originally Posted By StarAtari:
Last night I was a box of Franzia wine, complete with working tap.

like this NSFW

let me just say from my experience last night, BEST COSTUME EVER


Now there's a lucky SOB!
Link Posted: 10/28/2006 9:03:22 AM EST
get a Girls Gone Wild t-shirt and hat, then get a video camera. b00bies ensue!!!!!

now if only I could dig up a shirt and hat right quick.....
Link Posted: 10/28/2006 9:21:45 AM EST


And try googling for "vagina costume"
Link Posted: 10/28/2006 9:23:59 AM EST
I've done Pimpy SMurf - painted myself blue, and dressed like a pimp.
Another year was a disco ball - Silver shirt, shaved my head, silver makeup, glued sequins all over, and had a 1AAA flashlight on each shoulder, pointing up.
Link Posted: 10/28/2006 9:34:32 AM EST
I've got a halloween party to get to in.... 3.5 hours.

The usual BUCC_Guy halloween get-up: Floorlength velvet skirt, Sketcher's zip-side femme-boots, blond wig... and the obligatory au-natural 2 inch beard.

Title of the costume: "Ugliest Woman In The World"

To top it off, I have a shirt that says "Oh crap, you're going to try to cheer me up, aren't you?"



- BG

Haha, pic of previous attempt at the costume... add 1.5 inches of beard for current effect.
Link Posted: 10/28/2006 9:50:20 AM EST
I'm rather partial to this costume made by a European guy.


Link Posted: 10/28/2006 11:16:33 AM EST

Originally Posted By SimonPhoto:
I'm going to be an electric plug this year. My wife is an outlet :P

Better be sure you get the two-prong/three-prong thing right.
Link Posted: 10/28/2006 11:24:24 AM EST













Link Posted: 10/28/2006 11:24:37 AM EST

Originally Posted By Alien:
I'm rather partial to this costume made by a European guy.

members.cox.net/alien1099/tuxedo1.jpg
members.cox.net/alien1099/tuxedo2.jpg


That is truly amazing, a work of art. I wonder how much it cost to make?
Link Posted: 10/28/2006 11:47:55 AM EST
Best costume I've seen was a buddy of mine. Black guy, dressed in regular clothes. Went up to him and asked, What are you supposed to be? Him: Nothing, Im keeping a low profile, Im "Incog-Negro". Playing off the word Incognito. I fell over I laughed so hard.
Link Posted: 10/28/2006 11:51:05 AM EST
Wife is a brick , I am a brick layer.
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I'm probably going in a pair of scrubs and be a doctor . Kinda fits as I have a med school interview on Halloween
Link Posted: 10/28/2006 2:45:02 PM EST

Originally Posted By natedog375:
www.readingeagle.com/blog/zeke/archives/South%20Park/South%20Park.jpg



This is mine for tonight. I'm heading out soon.
Link Posted: 10/28/2006 2:46:14 PM EST
Damn!

I found a cheap safari outfit and was going to do a broken stinger/pool of blood on the chest bit, then I saw natedog's post. Guess I'm not so original after all...

Link Posted: 10/28/2006 3:12:52 PM EST

Originally Posted By captainpooby:

Originally Posted By natedog375:
www.readingeagle.com/blog/zeke/archives/South%20Park/South%20Park.jpg



This is mine for tonight. I'm heading out soon.


Don't you have white hair?
Link Posted: 10/28/2006 3:22:32 PM EST
I liked the Lootie costume. Dated and probably over most peoples' heads, but still funny.
Link Posted: 10/28/2006 3:34:50 PM EST

Originally Posted By Bokor:
Damn!

I found a cheap safari outfit and was going to do a broken stinger/pool of blood on the chest bit, then I saw natedog's post. Guess I'm not so original after all...

Do you know how many people are gonna do that this year?

Kharn
Link Posted: 10/28/2006 3:45:58 PM EST
Here's some from my halloween party couple years ago...

Me as Roy of "Siegfried and Roy"


Me next to a 6'2" nurse wearing 6" stiletto pumps


Here's an Umpa Lumpa for ya.


Here's a mormon complete with bicycle helmet and literature


Here's one for all the medical dorks, Dermatomes Boy!


Got a couple from last year when I tried to go as a burn patient, will have to see if I can dig them up... I usually make pretty graphic/blood costumes

EPOCH
Link Posted: 10/28/2006 3:48:13 PM EST

Originally Posted By natedog375:


"ummm, too soon man, I mean like it's only been a few weeks...."



No Expert
Link Posted: 10/28/2006 3:54:51 PM EST
No joke in college a buddy of mine showed up butt naked on roller skates and said he was a pull toy. There are pictures and other friends to verify, but it was pretty scary since he was 5'9 236lbs.
Link Posted: 10/28/2006 3:56:30 PM EST

Originally Posted By Schulze:

I'm thinking of just being NRA Man this year. NRA hat, shirt, BDU pants, drop-leg rig, LBV, AR.


I might do that, but just with a NRA hat, shirt and a couple pockets full of bullets. 175 gr Sierra Match King to be exact.
Link Posted: 10/28/2006 4:08:29 PM EST
I'm going to a party in about 10 minutes dressed as a Hamas member.
My headband says (in arabic) "This is my halloween costume"
Let's hope my arab friends see the humor in it!
Link Posted: 10/28/2006 4:09:41 PM EST
Going as a haji suicide bomber with vest/tnt and head wrap, hope no one is offended.. Ok I really do hope they are.
Link Posted: 10/28/2006 4:23:08 PM EST

I wore a scub outfit with a shower cap, playtex gloves and had a sign on a small stick that said "Free PAP Smear ". I was an Amateur Gynecologist. I had a lot of takers for my services but I think my wife would had killed me.
Link Posted: 10/28/2006 4:28:48 PM EST

Originally Posted By EPOCH96:



EPOCH


What was the girl next to you, a drunk waitress?
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Link Posted: 10/28/2006 5:14:16 PM EST

Originally Posted By Schulze:

Originally Posted By EPOCH96:

img.photobucket.com/albums/v216/Jbays/tiger422x317.jpg

EPOCH


What was the girl next to you, a drunk waitress?


honestly, I can't remember I was too busy laughing at a buddy of mine that came with his girlfriend as Beyonce and Lenny Kravitz. He had used that self tanning cream to get himself that dark.

Link Posted: 10/29/2006 12:28:42 AM EST
Most creative I saw tonight...

Guy and girl, in regular clothes, with a swingset seat hanging off of their back.

Yes, they were swingers.
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[Last Edit: 10/29/2006 1:43:39 AM EST by Jacketch]
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Link Posted: 10/29/2006 6:19:43 AM EST
[Last Edit: 10/29/2006 6:20:24 AM EST by xdalfalkif]


This is a costume I made for the launch of the Xbox 360.

Link Posted: 10/29/2006 6:23:55 AM EST
Link Posted: 10/29/2006 6:30:39 AM EST

Originally Posted By AMZ:
Wife is a brick , I am a brick layer.


Link Posted: 10/29/2006 6:43:36 AM EST
Here was my costume last year. I wore it to work.

Link Posted: 10/29/2006 7:34:40 AM EST

Originally Posted By LgAnimalVet:
Originally Posted By KangarooAR-15A3:



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That is kinda hot.


hope her tits look like that out of the hard plastic of the costume.

Probably "flat" chested.

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