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Posted: 5/27/2003 11:05:06 PM EDT
In the interest of the scientific pursuit of knowledge and more importantly, helping out the people here, for the next 3 days I am going to be eating nothing but Grape-Nuts. What do you predict will happen?
Link Posted: 5/27/2003 11:08:41 PM EDT
Your life will get even better than it already is.
Link Posted: 5/27/2003 11:08:43 PM EDT
You'll shit grape-nutty cement for a week.
Link Posted: 5/27/2003 11:09:45 PM EDT
You will soon be regaling us with stories of your trip to the dentist. Or the proctologist.
Link Posted: 5/27/2003 11:11:54 PM EDT
I predict that someday, I will make out with 2 womenz at once AGAIN!!!! Oh, and good luck with your impacted bowel.
Link Posted: 5/27/2003 11:33:19 PM EDT
I predict you probably wont want to eat Grape Nuts for the rest of your life.
Link Posted: 5/28/2003 12:23:06 AM EDT
I just ate the first bowl and it feels like I have a 5lb brick in my stomach. I thought this stuff is supposed to be healthy food?
Link Posted: 5/28/2003 12:23:28 AM EDT
I predict you'll abandon this diet on Day 2. (BTW, what do I win if I'm right?) cynic
Link Posted: 5/28/2003 12:26:56 AM EDT
Link Posted: 5/28/2003 1:00:32 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 5/28/2003 1:02:00 AM EDT by cyrax777]
you will get sick of them and when u go to buy some trix the saleperson will poke fun at you [:D]
Link Posted: 5/28/2003 1:03:02 AM EDT
You do remember what happend to Youal(sic) Gibbons, don't you?
Link Posted: 5/28/2003 1:23:17 AM EDT
And on the forth day, he passed what felt like a pinecone.
Link Posted: 5/28/2003 1:36:46 AM EDT
One thing is for sure, you won't be any smarter.
Link Posted: 5/28/2003 1:37:48 AM EDT
It will come out of your nose.
Link Posted: 5/28/2003 1:48:49 AM EDT
Originally Posted By ar10er: You do remember what happend to Youal(sic) Gibbons, don't you?
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Who is that and what happened? The only Gibbons I know is Leeza Gibbons.
Link Posted: 5/28/2003 1:53:10 AM EDT
You're going to shit your ass raw...
Link Posted: 5/28/2003 2:14:04 AM EDT
I could never eat that crap. It seems like I am eating gravel with milk.
Link Posted: 5/28/2003 2:24:04 AM EDT
Watch out for the bear.
Link Posted: 5/28/2003 4:23:25 AM EDT
I predict you will move your computer into the bathroom. You will spending a lot of time in there.
Link Posted: 5/28/2003 4:36:54 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 5/28/2003 4:37:29 AM EDT by AILapua]
Originally Posted By Imbroglio: In the interest of the scientific pursuit of knowledge and more importantly, helping out the people here, for the next 3 days I am going to be eating nothing but Grape-Nuts. What do you predict will happen?
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You may end up losing your shytie outlook on life.
Link Posted: 5/28/2003 5:37:04 AM EDT
Originally Posted By j3_: Watch out for the bear.
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[:D]
Link Posted: 5/28/2003 6:15:18 AM EDT
You will jam what is left of your asshole onto the spout in the bathtub, with hot water coming out, in order to ease the pain. This will occur on the second day.
Link Posted: 5/28/2003 6:17:42 AM EDT
I read that Howard University plans to start a DNA data bank on black people. I predict some day a racist despot will try to get the data to use it against African-Americans.
Link Posted: 5/28/2003 8:57:00 AM EDT
I predict you will not be able to stay on this diet for three days.
Link Posted: 5/28/2003 9:04:52 AM EDT
I predict you will wipe your ass raw sometime during the second day. I suggest buying some Pampers baby wipes to help ease the pain.
Link Posted: 5/28/2003 9:20:42 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Imbroglio:
Originally Posted By ar10er: You do remember what happend to Youal(sic) Gibbons, don't you?
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Who is that and what happened? The only Gibbons I know is Leeza Gibbons.
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The health food nut who died of a heart attack. He advertised that cereal!
Link Posted: 5/28/2003 11:04:31 AM EDT
Report for day one: morning. Ok I actually started last night. When I woke my stomach was making weird noises for a while up but went away. Not as much gas as usual. For breakfast I tried hot water instead of milk and the grape nuts turned all mushy. It tasted kind of like raisin bran minus the rasins.
Link Posted: 5/28/2003 11:09:44 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 5/28/2003 11:10:17 AM EDT by Torf]
I tried eating Grape Nuts one time. I found out they didn't taste like grape, and never touched them again. Hmmmm, a new sigline may be in order! [;)]
Link Posted: 5/28/2003 11:16:29 AM EDT
Do the words [b]Super Colon Blow [b] mean anything to you.
Link Posted: 5/28/2003 11:38:06 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Imbroglio: Report for day one: morning. Ok I actually started last night. When I woke my stomach was making weird noises for a while up but went away. Not as much gas as usual. For breakfast I tried hot water instead of milk and the grape nuts turned all mushy. It tasted kind of like raisin bran minus the rasins.
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Who is this guy "Grape" and why are you eating his " nuts ". All that S&M stuff makes sick " Hot water on his nuts " have you no shame !!!!!
Link Posted: 5/28/2003 11:42:48 AM EDT
Remember the joke about a pig, a cork and a monkey......
Link Posted: 5/28/2003 12:16:32 PM EDT
Report for day one: afternoon Went for the first sortie since the beginning of the experiment. Everything normal except only half the amount of paperwork had to done. It says 210 calories (250 with milk) per serving. If I eat this stuff 3 times a day that means 630 to 750 calories. I wonder how long I could survive just eating this stuff.
Link Posted: 5/28/2003 12:20:13 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Imbroglio: Report for day one: afternoon Went for the first sortie since the beginning of the experiment. Everything normal except only half the amount of paperwork had to done. It says 210 calories (250 with milk) per serving. If I eat this stuff 3 times a day that means 630 to 750 calories. I wonder how long I could survive just eating this stuff.
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[Homer Mode] Mmmmmmmm... Grape Nuts. [/Homer Mode] Hey, does this thread constitute a "blog"? [:D]
Link Posted: 5/28/2003 12:24:12 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Imbroglio: Report for day one: afternoon Went for the first sortie since the beginning of the experiment. Everything normal except only half the amount of paperwork had to done. It says 210 calories (250 with milk) per serving. If I eat this stuff 3 times a day that means 630 to 750 calories. I wonder how long I could survive just eating this stuff.
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Not very long considering most average humans need 2000-2500 calories per day. That, my friend, is a crash diet. You will screw up your metabolism(sp?) as well as depress your immune system. EAT SOMETHING
Link Posted: 5/28/2003 12:29:05 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Belfry_Express: Not very long considering most average humans need 2000-2500 calories per day. That, my friend, is a crash diet. You will screw up your metabolism(sp?) as well as depress your immune system. EAT SOMETHING
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Well then I hope everyone here appreciates the great sacrifice I am making.
Link Posted: 5/28/2003 12:31:09 PM EDT
Now you're going to catch another cold...
Link Posted: 5/28/2003 12:40:39 PM EDT
I already have a cold!
Link Posted: 5/28/2003 12:43:51 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Imbroglio: I already have a cold!
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It could be SARS. QUICK, put on some MARPAT clothing and it will go away!!
Link Posted: 5/28/2003 1:11:38 PM EDT
Your teeth will be whiter, your gums healthier, and your intestines are in for a real cleaning. With all that brand in your system, you might want to put a new selection of gun magazines in the throne room.
Link Posted: 5/28/2003 11:47:35 PM EDT
Report for day one: evening I ate 2 bowls of the grape nuts, one for dinner another later on. I experienced a sudden unexplained increase in burning tire smelling gas. No additional sorties though. Something in this stuff has given me a headache most of the day.
Link Posted: 5/29/2003 12:22:06 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 5/29/2003 12:24:34 AM EDT by R-32]
Originally Posted By Imbroglio: Report for day one: evening I ate 2 bowls of the grape nuts, one for dinner another later on. I experienced a sudden unexplained increase in burning tire smelling gas. No additional sorties though. Something in this stuff has given me a headache most of the day.
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I would think the headaches are from the Mad Cow milk you are adding you your Grape Nuts, The burning tire gas, is all of the putrify'd fecal matter you are burning/pushing out of your system. You may notice that your breath will start to smell fruity also. Your body may start throwing Ketones soon. Thank You for the sacrafice you are makeing for all of us here![hail2]
Link Posted: 5/29/2003 12:27:19 AM EDT
Man when this stuff hits... You're gonna shit out your heart!
Link Posted: 5/29/2003 12:56:27 AM EDT
Originally Posted By R-32: I would think the headaches are from the Mad Cow milk you are adding you your Grape Nuts,
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I spent all of my money on the grape nuts and ran out of milk yesterday so I am using water. It really isn't that bad. I am kind of getting hooked on this stuff.
Link Posted: 5/29/2003 2:11:29 AM EDT
The stuff works like a 'bore brush' for the colon doesn't it.
Link Posted: 5/29/2003 10:38:08 AM EDT
Report for day 2: morning Uh ok so all of your dire predictions finally came true. I was on the can for an hour and created the entire chain of hawaiian islands. I felt like 5 lbs lighter afterwards. Still going with hot water instead of milk, but now I am adding a couple spoons of sugar. Tastes pretty good.
Link Posted: 5/29/2003 12:20:01 PM EDT
Report for day 2: afternoon Second sortie today came with increased urgency. Got to read the entire SGN.
Link Posted: 5/29/2003 12:45:37 PM EDT
Grapenuts mixed with a fruit flavored yogurt is a favorite of mine. I think I'll have the wife pick some up....
Link Posted: 5/29/2003 12:51:30 PM EDT
I cant believe I am reading a thread bout Imbrolio's bowel movements. He's known for posting crap on the board but sheesh...how far have we sunk?[>:/]
Link Posted: 5/29/2003 7:35:09 PM EDT
Report for day 2: evening Please make it stop. 5 sorties today. I only ate 1 bowl tonight. I am feeling like shit. I got a bad headache. Only 1 more day to go and 1/2 of a 2lb box left.
Link Posted: 5/29/2003 9:00:55 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Imbroglio: Report for day 2: evening Please make it stop. 5 sorties today. I only ate 1 bowl tonight. I am feeling like shit. I got a bad headache. Only 1 more day to go and 1/2 of a 2lb box left.
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Try mixxing it with castor oil instead of milk, or water..... and once again, I am very proud of what you are doing for all of us!... Keep up the good work! [hail2]
Link Posted: 5/29/2003 9:21:37 PM EDT
I sure hope that this isn't locked before he has a chance to finish, but at least if it is, I'm [b]I. B. T. L.[/b]
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