Post #500 "How I spent my birthday"

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Posted: 5/19/2002 3:01:40 PM EST

Woke up, brushed my teeth with Bacardi/Cola.
Took a leak.
Got out of bed.
Painted two doors.
Got something to drink.
Showed a realtor how to do his job properly.
Got some more rum.
Painted two windows.
Got dressed.
Talked with my mother about how Cousin Doreen and her daughter are doing (them be fine).
Cleaned a gun (wasn't really dirty, just wanted to fondle it a bit)
Suggested to nuke Israel, recommended a good aluminum polish.
Had a drink.
Hacked into a database, stole contents.
Reposted content of said database on the 'Net.
Got me some beer.
Went to the 7-11 and picked up smokes.
Yelled at the dog for clawing at the freshly painted doors.

Now, we'll see how the rest of the day turns out.

Happy birthday for me..... :)

Posted: 5/19/2002 3:04:23 PM EST

[#1]

Quoted:
Woke up, brushed my teeth with Bacardi/Cola.
Took a leak.
Got out of bed.
Painted two doors.
Got something to drink.
Showed a realtor how to do his job properly.
Got some more rum.
Painted two windows.
Got dressed.
Talked with my mother about how Cousin Doreen and her daughter are doing (them be fine).
Cleaned a gun (wasn't really dirty, just wanted to fondle it a bit)
Suggested to nuke Israel, recommended a good aluminum polish.
Had a drink.
Hacked into a database, stole contents.
Reposted content of said database on the 'Net.
Got me some beer.
Went to the 7-11 and picked up smokes.
Yelled at the dog for clawing at the freshly painted doors.

Now, we'll see how the rest of the day turns out.

Happy birthday for me..... :)

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You sound like the painter who did my house! [:D]

Edited to add: BTW, Happy B'day!

Posted: 5/19/2002 3:04:53 PM EST

[#2]

Happy Birthday (if you're still conscious [:D])

[bday]

[beer]

Edited for spellin'

Posted: 5/19/2002 3:15:37 PM EST

[#3]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!![bday][bday][bday] Still coherent??

-T.

Posted: 5/19/2002 3:17:37 PM EST

[#4]

BTW
Does the order of your activities indicate that you peed the bed this morning? [:D]

Posted: 5/19/2002 3:21:04 PM EST

[#5]

Think "10 inch hose" and "open window". :)

Posted: 5/19/2002 3:50:31 PM EST

[#6]

Quoted:
BTW
Does the order of your activities indicate that you peed the bed this morning? [:D]

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I was thinking the same thing.

Kar98...happy birthday!

medcop

Posted: 5/19/2002 4:05:44 PM EST

[#7]

Sounds like a normal day here [;)]

[bday]

Jamie

Posted: 5/19/2002 4:12:32 PM EST

[#8]

Happy Birthday,
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Posted: 5/19/2002 4:15:01 PM EST

[#9]

[b]Happy Birthday, Kar98![/b] [b]Mazel Tov![/b][bday]
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I hope you don't mind but I brought a few of my Israeli friends to help celebrate your birthday, with a little Maneschiewitz wine to wash down the birthday cake!

Eric The(Ecumenical)Hun[>]:)]

Posted: 5/19/2002 4:26:17 PM EST

[#10]

Quoted:
Woke up, brushed my teeth with Bacardi/Cola.
Took a leak.
Got out of bed.
Painted two doors.
Got something to drink.
Showed a realtor how to do his job properly.
Got some more rum.
Painted two windows.
Got dressed.
Talked with my mother about how Cousin Doreen and her daughter are doing (them be fine).
Cleaned a gun (wasn't really dirty, just wanted to fondle it a bit)
Suggested to nuke Israel, recommended a good aluminum polish.
Had a drink.
Hacked into a database, stole contents.
Reposted content of said database on the 'Net.
Got me some beer.
Went to the 7-11 and picked up smokes.
Yelled at the dog for clawing at the freshly painted doors.

Now, we'll see how the rest of the day turns out.

Happy birthday for me..... :)

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Happy Birthday, It's mine too. Jeff