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Posted: 3/19/2009 6:15:34 AM EDT
yes officer, please search my computer....oops


Porn Sting Goes To The Dogs

Attempt to ensnare boyfriend comes back to bite Indiana woman

MARCH 18––Meet Michelle Owen. Concerned that an ex-boyfriend had used her laptop to search for child pornography, the Indiana woman asked police to search the computer for illegal images, but had her plan backfire when cops discovered two videos of her engaged in illicit acts with a dog. Owen, 24, was charged last week with two felony bestiality counts in connection with the video files, which a detective found in the laptop's "recycle bin." At the time Owen asked cops to search the computer, she was locked up in the Johnson County Jail on a public intoxication charge (which violated the terms of her release in a prior drunk driving case). According to a police affidavit, a copy of which you'll find here, a cop told Owen that he had found videos of her on the laptop and asked if she "knew what those files might be." Owen, pictured in the below mug shot, replied, "The one with the dog." Cops believe that the dog in question, Toby, is a beagle. After asking if she was "going to be charged with this," Owen said that the videos "were just something she did when she was drunk and barely remembers it," adding that she tried to "delete them the next day when she was sober."

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0318091dog1.html

Link Posted: 3/19/2009 6:18:04 AM EDT
Cool, this just reminded me to empty my recycle bin...
Link Posted: 3/19/2009 6:18:53 AM EDT
Link Posted: 3/19/2009 6:19:26 AM EDT
DOH!
Link Posted: 3/19/2009 6:20:03 AM EDT
Link Posted: 3/19/2009 6:21:59 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/19/2009 6:22:47 AM EDT by NoStockBikes]
Wow. Just think, she could be all dolled up for a night on the town, you pick her up at the bar, get a little, and the whole time you have no idea you had Snoopy's sloppy seconds.
Link Posted: 3/19/2009 6:22:21 AM EDT
The police report says that in the video, the dog lost interest and left.
Link Posted: 3/19/2009 6:23:13 AM EDT
Link Posted: 3/19/2009 6:23:25 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Silence:
Cool, this just reminded me to empty my recycle bin...

yeah cant have cops finding those pictures of you and that dog


really though she shouldn't have invited the man into her life, what's awesome is I bet she was just pissed at her boyfriend and wanted to embarrass him or something
Link Posted: 3/19/2009 6:23:54 AM EDT
She did a..... BEAGLE????

In her defense she said it was only because she was drunk...

I think I speak for us all when I say that the only response to that behavior is...









How About a Drink!!!!

BIGGER_HAMMER
Link Posted: 3/19/2009 6:24:24 AM EDT
My dog says, "Woof, grrowwl!" which I think means that he would hit it.
Link Posted: 3/19/2009 6:24:28 AM EDT
Sidenote: I see that chin scar on a LOT of people. Do THAT many people trip and fall on their face?
Link Posted: 3/19/2009 6:24:39 AM EDT
Aren't beagles fairly small dogs? I hate to ask this, but what kind of sexual act could a person have with an animal of that size?

On second thought, don't answer that.
Link Posted: 3/19/2009 6:24:58 AM EDT
what a moron... lol @ "I got charged with beastiality"
Link Posted: 3/19/2009 6:25:24 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 3/19/2009 6:28:04 AM EDT
Another great decision. She's a thinker.
Link Posted: 3/19/2009 6:28:36 AM EDT
Originally Posted By schlumper:
Aren't beagles fairly small dogs? I hate to ask this, but what kind of sexual act could a person have with an animal of that size?

On second thought, don't answer that.


Doggy style, duh!
Link Posted: 3/19/2009 6:28:46 AM EDT
Link Posted: 3/19/2009 6:29:57 AM EDT
For all of the above reasons, that makes her a real bitch.
Link Posted: 3/19/2009 6:30:57 AM EDT
Oh the irony.
Link Posted: 3/19/2009 6:31:34 AM EDT
Link Posted: 3/19/2009 6:33:25 AM EDT
My dog would hit it.
Link Posted: 3/19/2009 6:34:24 AM EDT
The poll results are mixed.

One of my Springer Spaniels thinks she is a terrible person and the other wants to know what she is doing Saturday.
Link Posted: 3/19/2009 6:38:11 AM EDT
Kyle: It's not cheating if you spread peanut butter on your balls and let your dog lick it off.
[Josh, Rubin and E.L. are understandably repulsed]
Kyle: Because it's your dog.
Rubin: Jesus Christ!
Kyle: You know, because it's YOUR dog, get it?
Rubin: Yeah, we've got it.

Roadtrip
Link Posted: 3/19/2009 6:38:15 AM EDT
wtf
Link Posted: 3/19/2009 6:38:49 AM EDT
That is one lucky little dog! Niiiice...
Link Posted: 3/19/2009 6:43:05 AM EDT
I'm quite sure my dog would hit it...
Hell, Maybe even my donkey...
Link Posted: 3/19/2009 6:44:12 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/19/2009 6:45:06 AM EDT by Dave_A]
Originally Posted By schlumper:
Aren't beagles fairly small dogs? I hate to ask this, but what kind of sexual act could a person have with an animal of that size?

On second thought, don't answer that.


Dogs lick....

Female offender...

2+2=
Link Posted: 3/19/2009 6:46:39 AM EDT
Link Posted: 3/19/2009 6:47:00 AM EDT

Originally Posted By WAMJR:
http://lrdinc.com/images/PeterPan.jpg




Link Posted: 3/19/2009 6:47:25 AM EDT
Of course she was trying to screw over her ex in a custody battle when she got the bright idea to call the police. Everything was fine by her until then. I am told that 90% of child abuse allegations occur during custody battles. If other illegal images were found I wonder how she could prove that she did not put them there. She is admitting that she had knowledge of them and it is her computer.
Link Posted: 3/19/2009 6:47:46 AM EDT


Link Posted: 3/19/2009 6:48:30 AM EDT
Originally Posted By schlumper:
Aren't beagles fairly small dogs? I hate to ask this, but what kind of sexual act could a person have with an animal of that size?

On second thought, don't answer that.


that's why I'm thinking it was peanut butter on the clam.
Link Posted: 3/19/2009 6:49:11 AM EDT
I can only echo Red Formans sentiments here:

Link Posted: 3/19/2009 6:50:49 AM EDT
So what hole did the beagle get shoved up
Link Posted: 3/19/2009 6:51:44 AM EDT
my dog would NOT hit it. He has high standards.
Link Posted: 3/19/2009 6:54:20 AM EDT
Jesus!
Link Posted: 3/19/2009 6:54:57 AM EDT
Today in court in the beastiality case, the victim was put on the stand...

Snoopy, do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth..?

Snoopy: Arf, arf, arf, ruff, ruff, [whine]
Link Posted: 3/19/2009 6:56:27 AM EDT
Originally Posted By NoStockBikes:
Sidenote: I see that chin scar on a LOT of people. Do THAT many people trip and fall on their face?


I played Hockey, I had about 50 stitches put into my chin on various occaisions.

Link Posted: 3/19/2009 6:57:12 AM EDT
Talk about getting a peanut butter haha.... legal

Actually getting a peanut butter haha...... illegal HAHA!
Link Posted: 3/19/2009 6:57:37 AM EDT
Originally Posted By NoStockBikes:
Sidenote: I see that chin scar on a LOT of people. Do THAT many people trip and fall on their face?


It's probably from being tossed on the ground getting arrested.
Link Posted: 3/19/2009 7:02:56 AM EDT
The best part was that she suspected her boyfriend of looking at kiddie porn... and during the search, the cops found HER beastiality porn.

She's not the brightest sandwich in the chandelier...
Link Posted: 3/19/2009 7:14:08 AM EDT
"The dog then appeared to lose interest and walked out of view of the camera..."

Remember, no matter how good she looks now, some dog somewhere is sick of putting up with her shit.
Link Posted: 3/19/2009 7:39:33 AM EDT
Holy fuck. This is quite possibly the most stupid individual I've read about since Obama's last speech.

She's in the same class of stupid as the "Officer, someone stole my cocaine-see, I had 2 keys, and now all I've got it a key and a half. I wanna file a report!"

Never invite the Man into your life. Ever.
Link Posted: 3/19/2009 7:46:33 AM EDT
shes not bad looking.
Link Posted: 3/19/2009 7:51:15 AM EDT
aint dat a bitch
Link Posted: 3/19/2009 7:54:42 AM EDT

Originally Posted By -Duke-Nukem-:
"The dog then appeared to lose interest and walked out of view of the camera..."

Remember, no matter how good she looks now, some dog somewhere is sick of putting up with her shit.

owned.

wow a felony... im surprised, way to lose your rights while being drunk and trashy.
Link Posted: 3/19/2009 7:59:25 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 3/19/2009 8:34:27 AM EDT
Just hose it off and hit it. Never let a horny woman go to waste.

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