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Posted: 8/23/2017 4:37:03 PM EST




This repellent Manatee had previously forced Netflix to disable their rating system because her last special sucked so bad. A bold move.



Amy Schumer knows how much she’s worth.

According to a new report by Variety, the 36-year-old comedian renegotiated her Netflix special salary once she learned what Chris Rock and Dave Chappelle were paid for their respective stand-up specials.

While the two were paid $20 million for their routines, Variety claims Schumer had been paid $11 million for her “The Leather Special” taping. Schumer was reportedly able to raise her payment significantly after going back to the streaming channel and asking for more. The March special was taped after Schumer’s rise in popularity, thanks in part to an Emmy win for Inside Amy Schumer and success with her first starring role in the film Trainwreck.


http://people.com/movies/amy-schumer-asked-netflix-for-more-money/
Link Posted: 8/23/2017 4:37:37 PM EST
She's not funny.
Link Posted: 8/23/2017 4:39:47 PM EST
She is kinda funny looking.
Link Posted: 8/23/2017 4:41:15 PM EST
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Originally Posted By GreenBastard:
She's not funny.
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Link Posted: 8/23/2017 4:42:56 PM EST
lol fucking netflix. MUH PAYGAP
Link Posted: 8/23/2017 4:43:24 PM EST
This is why I canceled my NetFlix subscription and never looked back. No way I'm going to pay for them to throw money at worthless sacks of shit like her.
Link Posted: 8/23/2017 4:45:56 PM EST
Yeah I'm calling bs in her ratings and earnings.

But

There untold numbers of idiots that would watch her garbage so...
Link Posted: 8/23/2017 4:50:48 PM EST
All about the optics, because she is not on their level. Not even close.
Link Posted: 8/23/2017 5:01:16 PM EST
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Originally Posted By MNSwede:
lol fucking netflix. MUH PAYGAP
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How about this, since a comedians job is to make people laugh count the number of laughs she gets and pay X $ per laugh.  If she gets as many laughs as CR/ DC then she will earn as much.  But If she earns less then that's because she's a shitty Comedian, but what women aren't? It will also dispell that pay gap fallacy. 
Link Posted: 8/23/2017 5:08:25 PM EST
Link Posted: 8/23/2017 5:10:44 PM EST
Maybe I should just call Netflix and ask for money.

I'm fat, and funnier that that dumb whore.
Link Posted: 8/23/2017 5:13:11 PM EST
I could read YLYL and be funnier than her.
Link Posted: 8/23/2017 5:21:02 PM EST
That's one ugly dude.
Link Posted: 8/23/2017 5:22:36 PM EST
She shouldn't get paid as much as Rock and Chappelle because she is not nearly as funny.

Like at all.
Link Posted: 8/23/2017 5:23:27 PM EST
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Originally Posted By DeltaElite777:
Maybe I should just call Netflix and ask for money.

I'm fat, and funnier that that dumb whore.
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I laughed at your post. I did not laugh watching her special. You win.
Link Posted: 8/23/2017 5:24:34 PM EST
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Originally Posted By GreenBastard:
She's not funny.
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This
Link Posted: 8/23/2017 5:27:38 PM EST
Originally Posted By lufthansa:
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/08/05/04/2B1AC3F900000578-0-image-a-24_1438746038150.jpg

This repellent Manatee had previously forced Netflix to disable their rating system because her last special sucked so bad. A bold move.

Amy Schumer knows how much she’s worth.

According to a new report by Variety, the 36-year-old comedian renegotiated her Netflix special salary once she learned what Chris Rock and Dave Chappelle were paid for their respective stand-up specials.

While the two were paid $20 million for their routines, Variety claims Schumer had been paid $11 million for her “The Leather Special” taping. Schumer was reportedly able to raise her payment significantly after going back to the streaming channel and asking for more. The March special was taped after Schumer’s rise in popularity, thanks in part to an Emmy win for Inside Amy Schumer and success with her first starring role in the film Trainwreck.

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Link Posted: 8/23/2017 5:27:44 PM EST
Chris Rock is a comedian. So is Dave Chapelle. 

Shumer is more of a social commentator. 

I'm a little puzzled as to why Netflix would bother doing another special given the lackluster success with the last one
Link Posted: 8/23/2017 5:28:43 PM EST
She is a disgusting fat pig.
Link Posted: 8/23/2017 5:32:29 PM EST
Funny or not, she made 9 million dollars on top of 11 million.
More than most if not all of us will ever make combined.
Link Posted: 8/23/2017 5:36:02 PM EST
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Originally Posted By macro:
Chris Rock is a comedian. So is Dave Chapelle. 

Shumer is more of a social commentator. 

I'm a little puzzled as to why Netflix would bother doing another special given the lackluster success with the last one
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She isn't doing another special with Netflix. They gave her more money for the one special because they're afraid of white feminism.
Link Posted: 8/23/2017 5:37:08 PM EST
Good.  Bleed the liberal entertainment industry dry.

Eventually they'll wake up when it comes to PC bullshit.
Link Posted: 8/23/2017 5:40:00 PM EST
They are paying her to shut up, go away and never return.
Link Posted: 8/23/2017 5:40:48 PM EST
Link Posted: 8/23/2017 6:08:57 PM EST
Yeah, Netflix is dumb. I don't have it.
Link Posted: 8/23/2017 6:35:59 PM EST
Wtf, OP?
Link Posted: 8/23/2017 6:37:42 PM EST
She is not funny, she is repulsive, however I'm sure some sick fuck here would hit that cow.
Link Posted: 8/23/2017 6:38:51 PM EST
Two of the greatest standup comics of all time. Both in the top 10 for sure. I'm honestly shocked Netflix thought she rated half their checks as it is. 
Link Posted: 8/23/2017 6:48:06 PM EST
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Amy Schumer has done for comedy
what Chuck Schumer has done for comedy.

Speaking of plow horses......
You know why A. Schumer is smarter than a horse?
Because she doesn't take a dump in the middle of the street during a parade.

If I had FU money I would pay her an extraordinary number to retire forever.
The world would rejoice and erect a monument of me for ANTIFA to tear down.
Link Posted: 8/23/2017 6:49:24 PM EST
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Originally Posted By GreenBastard:
She's not funny.
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Ive seen two of her specials. the first one was hilarious. she made fun of herself.

The second one was terrible.
Link Posted: 8/23/2017 6:55:43 PM EST
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Originally Posted By GreenBastard:
She's not funny.
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Very few female comedians are. The vast majority of female comedians shtick is usually limited to jokes about their period, or jokes about their boyfriend and how "stupid" he is, or jokes about how they get bitchy and want to eat everything when menstruating. Maybe other females find this stuff funny, I don't know. But even my wife agrees very few female stand-up comedians are funny.
Link Posted: 8/23/2017 7:00:00 PM EST
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Originally Posted By killswitch:
How about this, since a comedians job is to make people laugh count the number of laughs she gets and pay X $ per laugh.  If she gets as many laughs as CR/ DC then she will earn as much.  But If she earns less then that's because she's a shitty Comedian, but what women aren't? It will also dispell that pay gap fallacy. 
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Originally Posted By MNSwede:
lol fucking netflix. MUH PAYGAP
How about this, since a comedians job is to make people laugh count the number of laughs she gets and pay X $ per laugh.  If she gets as many laughs as CR/ DC then she will earn as much.  But If she earns less then that's because she's a shitty Comedian, but what women aren't? It will also dispell that pay gap fallacy. 
Or just let a comedian's ability to sell tickets (or pay-per-view subscriptions) be the gauge of whether people find him/her funny or not. Those that are funny will fill seats, those who don't will quickly find themselves working as writers for SNL.  
Link Posted: 8/23/2017 8:25:44 PM EST
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Originally Posted By NE223:
She is not funny, she is repulsive, however I'm sure some sick fuck here would hit that cow.
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Hopefully with their truck.
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