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Posted: 9/2/2005 2:26:08 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/2/2005 7:55:43 PM EDT by captainpooby]


Soldiers assigned to Company B, 1-148th Infantry Battalion of the Ohio National Guard line up in formation before being deployed to the storm-ravaged Gulf Coast area and learn to "Brush your teeth in a rapid, vertical motion. That's up and down for all you rebels''.




Palestinian rebel recruit displays new issue weapon.




Palestinian Hamas female recruit chants "You want wood? I'll give you wood! Smell my finger!"




Indian Army officer displays rifles seized from militants. "Look at this crap! They must have bought them from JoeKen."




NOLA police officers argue over who has the bigger gun.




Thai police stand guard at entrance to annual transvestite caberet hoping to be first to witness any cat fights. Midget transvestite with pot on his/her head in the foreground.




Getty Images apologizes again, I thought we fired this photographer.




Member of Palestinian group "Guardian Martyrs" stands watch over some useless piece of real estate.




US soldiers stand guard in Bagdahd while Iraqi man sits on his ass doing nothing. Soldier on right wins contest for heaviest M4 ever.




Palestinian soldier stands in front of Israeli tank. Soldiers in tank awarded "Knesset Medal of Self Control".
(A little right and drop the elevation Saul.)




Armed Al-Aqsa Martyrs' militants display trigger control that changed the brigades name from Al-Aqsa, to Al-Aqsa Martyrs.




Unbelievably stupid hippy Palestinian about to find out really wide bell bottoms will not stop bullets.




Damn. That foot photographer again! I promise you, heads will roll at Getty Images!



Link Posted: 9/2/2005 2:29:49 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/2/2005 2:31:36 PM EDT by mjohn3006]


16" M4 Sweet! I feel special now.

Great pics and captions!
Link Posted: 9/2/2005 2:31:31 PM EDT

Originally Posted By captainpooby:

cache.gettyimages.com/comp/53765431.jpg?x=x&dasite=MS_GINS&ef=2&ev=1&dareq=6E1FD293658701C9799D2D55FF9A0B84A9C30E9B9B114­CE8

Palestinian soldier stands in front of Israeli tank. Soldiers in tank awarded "Knesset Medal of Self Control".
(A little right and drop the elevation Saul.)







good work!
Link Posted: 9/2/2005 2:32:32 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/2/2005 2:37:03 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/2/2005 2:37:40 PM EDT by Dace]

The blatantly racist comments are getting old. The other comments are extremely childish to say the least.
Link Posted: 9/2/2005 2:38:27 PM EDT




Getty Images apologizes again, I thought we fired this photographer.





Those responsible for sacking have just been sacked.
Link Posted: 9/2/2005 2:38:28 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/2/2005 2:40:41 PM EDT

Originally Posted By mjohn3006:
16" M4 Sweet! I feel special now.

Great pics and captions!



Which one

l-r looks like 20", 14.5" x 2

BRAVO Pooby!!
I think the torch might have been passed...
Link Posted: 9/2/2005 2:41:46 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/2/2005 2:42:22 PM EDT by cduarte]

Originally Posted By Dace:
The blatantly racist comments are getting old. The other comments are extremely childish to say the least.




racist? wtf are you talking about?

ETA, keep it up pooby!!!
Link Posted: 9/2/2005 2:42:16 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/2/2005 2:42:30 PM EDT

Avenger15 approves these captions.

Link Posted: 9/2/2005 2:44:33 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Dace:
The blatantly racist comments are getting old. The other comments are extremely childish to say the least.



Who the fuck made you click on the thread?

Racist comments? Where? Point one out to me.
Link Posted: 9/2/2005 2:45:24 PM EDT






Even better than the last one pooby
Link Posted: 9/2/2005 2:45:51 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Dace:
The blatantly racist comments are getting old. The other comments are extremely childish to say the least.



Think you got your threads mixed up?? What racist comments in this thread? I am curious....really. Thanks!
Link Posted: 9/2/2005 2:46:48 PM EDT
They're all great captions.

Great work Capt.
Link Posted: 9/2/2005 2:47:11 PM EDT
Where's Lumpy?
Link Posted: 9/2/2005 2:48:31 PM EDT

Originally Posted By hknewguy:
Where's Lumpy?



He's taking some time off. (By his own choice)
Link Posted: 9/2/2005 2:49:05 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/2/2005 2:49:27 PM EDT by TIMMAH]

Originally Posted By hknewguy:
Where's Lumpy?




He left


Still not sure why
Link Posted: 9/2/2005 2:49:56 PM EDT

Originally Posted By GhostRing:

Originally Posted By mjohn3006:
16" M4 Sweet! I feel special now.

Great pics and captions!



Which one

l-r looks like 20", 14.5" x 2

BRAVO Pooby!!
I think the torch might have been passed...



The one on the right. Looks like a lot of barrel between the M4 notch and the FS. I could be wrong. Its happend before.
Link Posted: 9/2/2005 2:53:40 PM EDT
Now that some witty commentary

Keep it up, great stuff.
Link Posted: 9/2/2005 2:55:05 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Dace:
The blatantly racist comments are getting old. The other comments are extremely childish to say the least.



WTF???
Link Posted: 9/2/2005 2:58:26 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/2/2005 3:00:55 PM EDT by thedoctors308]


Indian Army officer displays rifles seized from militants. "Look at this crap! They must have bought them from JoeKen."



I about peed myself laughing at that one
Link Posted: 9/2/2005 2:59:47 PM EDT

Originally Posted By thedoctors308:
cache.gettyimages.com/comp/53821447.jpg?x=x&dasite=MS_GINS&ef=2&ev=1&dareq=64EB2B0BDF4C9BA4FF91AF0E6BD57984A9C30E9B9B114­CE8

Indian Army officer displays rifles seized from militants. "Look at this crap! They must have bought them from JoeKen."

[lolabovel]

I about peed myself laughing at that one




I'll probably get sued.
Link Posted: 9/2/2005 3:02:11 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Dace:
The blatantly racist comments are getting old. The other comments are extremely childish to say the least.




You're stalking the captain is what's getting old.

Nice work, CP

Link Posted: 9/2/2005 3:03:56 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/2/2005 3:09:10 PM EDT
Keep it up.
Link Posted: 9/2/2005 3:10:06 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Dace:
The blatantly racist comments are getting old. The other comments are extremely childish to say the least.



Link Posted: 9/2/2005 3:10:34 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/2/2005 3:12:13 PM EDT

Originally Posted By captainpooby:

Originally Posted By thedoctors308:
cache.gettyimages.com/comp/53821447.jpg?x=x&dasite=MS_GINS&ef=2&ev=1&dareq=64EB2B0BDF4C9BA4FF91AF0E6BD57984A9C30E9B9B114­CE8

Indian Army officer displays rifles seized from militants. "Look at this crap! They must have bought them from JoeKen."

[lolabovel]

I about peed myself laughing at that one




I'll probably get sued.



Don't take them seriously, they're just jokin'
Link Posted: 9/2/2005 3:14:17 PM EDT

Originally Posted By redfisher:

Originally Posted By Dace:
The blatantly racist comments are getting old. The other comments are extremely childish to say the least.




You're stalking the captain is what's getting old.

Nice work, CP



Sounds like somebody might get to see something funny
Link Posted: 9/2/2005 3:16:44 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/2/2005 3:21:26 PM EDT
Now that there's funny, I don't care who you are! Some people can find racism in anything, I think it must be because of some secret guilt trip that they're on. Keep up the good work Capt'n.
Link Posted: 9/2/2005 3:34:54 PM EDT
Outstanding!

And the one on the right DOES look like a 16".
Link Posted: 9/2/2005 3:35:18 PM EDT
Those are really funny. I'm still LMAO. The dog has no idea why I'm laughing. Of course, the dog can't type and I refuse to get him an account on ARFCOM. He's a bulldog and very opinionated plus he has gas.

I needed that break. Thanks.
Link Posted: 9/2/2005 3:38:50 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Dace:
The blatantly racist comments are getting old. The other comments are extremely childish to say the least.



Don't know where the fuck that came from.

Captain, once again you have come up with some funny shit!

Keep up the good work!
Link Posted: 9/2/2005 3:41:52 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/2/2005 3:43:21 PM EDT
Pooby, you get my coveted award of Best Thread of The Day.
Link Posted: 9/2/2005 3:48:29 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Dace:
The blatantly racist comments are getting old. The other comments are extremely childish to say the least.





Anyway, whatever.

Thanks for the pics & commentary, poob!
Link Posted: 9/2/2005 4:00:17 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Dace:
The blatantly racist comments are getting old. The other comments are extremely childish to say the least.



[Lumpy] Idiot [/Lumpy]
Link Posted: 9/2/2005 4:11:45 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Gregory_A:

Originally Posted By Dace:
The blatantly racist comments are getting old. The other comments are extremely childish to say the least.



[Lumpy] Idiot [/Lumpy]



Jeez, I wish I'd said that!
Link Posted: 9/2/2005 4:22:30 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Gregory_A:

Originally Posted By Dace:
The blatantly racist comments are getting old. The other comments are extremely childish to say the least.



[Lumpy] Idiot [/Lumpy]



IIRC, Lumpy's favorite term for simple-minded posters was "Jackass."

But, I have seen him use "Idiot" on occasion.
Link Posted: 9/2/2005 4:30:16 PM EDT
It that's racism then I'm a chinese monk.

That was some funny shit. I like the Getty apology for not firing the photographer. And the stupid hippy chick as well.
Link Posted: 9/2/2005 5:59:00 PM EDT
Very funny. Keep up the good work.

Link Posted: 9/2/2005 6:01:06 PM EDT
I think Dace is mad about getting a thread locked.
Link Posted: 9/2/2005 6:19:13 PM EDT
looking good
Link Posted: 9/2/2005 6:29:35 PM EDT

Originally Posted By cduarte:

Originally Posted By Dace:
The blatantly racist comments are getting old. The other comments are extremely childish to say the least.




racist? wtf are you talking about?

ETA, keep it up pooby!!!



+1
Link Posted: 9/2/2005 6:31:07 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Dace:
The blatantly racist comments are getting old. The other comments are extremely childish to say the least.







Link Posted: 9/2/2005 6:35:59 PM EDT
Good job Pooby.
Link Posted: 9/2/2005 6:39:06 PM EDT
F 'em if they cant take a joke!
Link Posted: 9/2/2005 6:45:41 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/2/2005 6:46:42 PM EDT by 4get_No1]

Originally Posted By Dace:
The blatantly racist comments are getting old. The other comments are extremely childish to say the least.


Uhhhhh...


"You want wood? I'll give you wood! Smell my finger!"

Link Posted: 9/2/2005 6:46:05 PM EDT

Originally Posted By UH_SALT_RIFLE:
F 'em if they cant take a joke!



Couldn't have said it better myself
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